Still Me Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 what’s the worse painful thing you’ve ever experienced... me? Dog bite to the left eye...shattered my eye socket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Air soft gunshot to my right eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 kidney stones. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I've tended to avoid things that would cause me physical pain all my life. I guess the enemas I received as a small child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Shot with 12ga pellets in the belly and thigh. Vision went upside down, tasted the color purple in my mouth, vision went weird like everything flipped upside down and the sky turned green. Then it just felt like a super bad cramp. The worst though was recovery, pretty much had to get cut in half to get rid of the bad skin had 3 hernias repaired, and no longer have a belly button. The recovery was the worst pain in my life. Any movement was agony, could barely eat aside from a small amount of liquids for a month. Slept through my meds once and woke up in searing pain. Going to the bathroom was a nightmare, especially having to wipe. Would have these plastic bulbs on my sides that would fill up with fluid and blood that I'd have to empty multiple times a day. I'd have nightmares where I'd be changing my bandages and there would be flies and maggots in the wound. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Spinal headache from the doctor messed up my epidural when i had a baby. Worse than the baby pains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The moment/days/weeks/ months/years following..after i found out my big brother died (car accident.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said: The moment/days/weeks/ months/years following..after i found out my big brother died (car accident.) I argue with them a lot but i know id be in excruciating pain if one of my older brothers died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I argue with them a lot but i know id be in excruciating pain if one of my older brothers died It is not good.. the only person on this rock that is the same as you .. by same i mean the same biological make. no one else can come close.. each parent is only half way there.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Sounding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said: It is not good.. the only person on this rock that is the same as you .. by same i mean the same biological make. no one else can come close.. each parent is only half way there.. You r so right. My brother is the only one on the planet that knows me better than I know myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: You r so right. My brother is the only one on the planet that knows me better than I know myself. Make sure you hug him next time you see him.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I'm the motherfucking wolverine....I live for pain......Never even broken a bone. Seriously though, I've fell from 4 stories, been in several car wrecks that people say "how are you not dead", had a toe amputated, and glass removed from my eye ball....All of these things hurt, but I can't really gauge which was worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Semi truck. Actually probably this ventilator they had me on; felt like getting kicked in the gut and chest by a horse every ten seconds or so. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 8 hours ago, thee2TONfist said: kidney stones. This, 13mm stone then a 4mm on the other side. I have four more just waiting to take the trip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 i filled out a job application one time. But I never handed it in. 😕 Also bipolar and anything associated with bipolar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) Not the most physically painful, but definitely one of the most unique pains I've experienced was the electrical stimulation on my vocal chords to get the paralyzed one back up and running. Basically they jammed electric needles into my voice boxand wiggled them around while I making me say "Aaaaaa" over and over again so they could watch with a camera in my throat. So that was fun. And when I say "wiggled around," I mean pretty strongly. Like, grab your voice box and wiggle it around. That, only with needles. Edited July 15, 2019 by SwimModSponges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I had surgery for a hernia when I was like six or seven and I still remember the sensation of waking up right afterward, and the next closest thing after that would probably be when I partially dislocated my knee (way worse than the times I did my shoulder as a kid bc u walk on it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Tie between standing up for the first time after my cesarean and having the nurses push all the way down on my stomach after surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) Molestation when I was 8. Other than that I've broken a few bones before doing male things. Edited July 16, 2019 by Sandstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 When Trump won I laughed so hard it hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 it felt like all my teeth on the upper right side were going to pop out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Cluster headache. I had one once that lasted 16 hours. About 12 hours in I was sitting in the closet with a .45 pressed against my head trying to psych myself up enough to blow my brains out so I wouldn't have to feel it anymore. Luckily these days I have handy little pills that dissolve under my tongue and end it within 15 minutes. It's still extremely painful and horrid, but short at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Anal Fissure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Honestly, it's a toss up because after awhile, everything hurts equally. shattered kneecap in a snowblower - wasn't taken to a doctor until months later because my family is dicks. tumor in my jaw - the pressure was so bad I took a hat pin and jammed it through the bone to shunt some of the liquids away. a couple of mild 'clean' rushed-to-the-ER infarcts - hurt like hell. waking up during the second jaw surgery and not being able to be put back under because I had already adapted to everything - do not recommend. waking up after gallbladder surgery - worst sore throat ever because the tube tore my esophagus. tumor biopsy - actually hurt worse and for longer than the surgery itself; I was stupid for days after the surgery but the biopsy consisted of constant ice packs and pain meds that didn't work for almost a week with bruising that lasted over a month. impaled on a fencepost, gut-side down - curled up around a frozen 2-liter bottle and didn't move for 3 days. stabbed in the chesticle with a metal garden spike - itched like a bitch. Probably forgetting a lot. I tend to walk it off when hit by a car after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) ... Edited July 18, 2019 by zombieninjakitten 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/15/2019 at 7:22 PM, Vamped said: Tie between standing up for the first time after my cesarean and having the nurses push all the way down on my stomach after surgery My csection was painless and i dont remember them pushing my stomach - why did they do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: My csection was painless and i dont remember them pushing my stomach - why did they do that? Helps to expel the placental matter that's still lingering as well as to help the uterus contract back into shape. You can't have anything left behind after all. >.< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Helps to expel the placental matter that's still lingering as well as to help the uterus contract back into shape. You can't have anything left behind after all. >.< Hmmm...maybe they didn't do me cuz i was gonna breastfeed? Breastfeeding contracts the uterus back a loooooot. I have stories but theyd gross you out. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, fuggstop said: My csection was painless and i dont remember them pushing my stomach - why did they do that? 4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Helps to expel the placental matter that's still lingering as well as to help the uterus contract back into shape. You can't have anything left behind after all. >.< That. The cesearean is painless, the recovery was a bitch. The nurse was really good though with helping me. Sitting up, scooting to the edge of the bed, and standing that first time .... felt like my guts were going to fall out. It took all of my strength to make it to the bathroom because I was determined not to fall on that nurse. After I was able to get up and move thats when they started with the painkillers on a regular basis. Then my dumbass got cocky and was like oh Im cool now I dont need the painkillers Im strong ... that last dose wore off and I was like CALL THE NURSE I MADE A MISTAKE 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Hmmm...maybe they didn't do me cuz i was gonna breastfeed? Breastfeeding contracts the uterus back a loooooot. I have stories but theyd gross you out. Lol Nah i breastfed too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: That. The cesearean is painless, the recovery was a bitch. The nurse was really good though with helping me. Sitting up, scooting to the edge of the bed, and standing that first time .... felt like my guts were going to fall out. It took all of my strength to make it to the bathroom because I was determined not to fall on that nurse. After I was able to get up and move thats when they started with the painkillers on a regular basis. Then my dumbass got cocky and was like oh Im cool now I dont need the painkillers Im strong ... that last dose wore off and I was like CALL THE NURSE I MADE A MISTAKE Oh girl i loved that morphine drip minus the itching but i had zero issues getting up and moving around or anything. But i did keep myself drugged up nice and good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Oh girl i loved that morphine drip minus the itching but i had zero issues getting up and moving around or anything. But i did keep myself drugged up nice and good. The tube with the meds came out of my back so I felt all my labor pains the whole night in addition to the bad bruises I got on my arm from the automatic blood pressure cuff. The anesthesiologist was so fucking pissed when I went in for surgery and nobody realized I wasnt numb until I got on the operating table. Thats how I ended up with a spinal block. The night nurse I had that night was extra shitty. I dunno if she had just lost her bf, was a racist, or what but she was a whole bitch. Im not sure if they made her apologize the next night or she realized she was a bitch on her own. I had a new nurse the next night. All the other nurses I had were great though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) wow.. not sure if I can top a shattered eye socket. I've almost completly severed a finger, and had almost a complete section of my lip cut through when it was busted one time, but I think fracturing my wrist catching myself after bailing from a really high wall wide out of a vert ramp skateboarding might've topped both of those two things on the pain index though honestly. edit. I think I've developed a pretty high pain tolerance over the years so it's hard to say... Edited July 18, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Christmas Eve 2007 when I had to have emergency surgery on the family jewels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Kudasai said: Christmas Eve 2007 when I had to have emergency surgery on the family jewels Fuuuuuuuck.....I mean, I can't even imagine. Were you naughty, because when Santa tries to turn your jewels into lumps of coal instead of bringing you some, I think you may have crossed the line with that cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I jumped off a platform and when I landed I had a nail in my hand with a board attached to it. ..second would probably be falling off my bike going 25 mph and opened up my elbow so you could see the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 a really bad cramp on my calf in the middle of the night... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) Probably the injuries I sustained to my feet during a state-wide soccer tournament when I was 12 or 13. Had special permission to play with the varsity team of my city's high school and we made it to the finals to see who would represent the state in the national tournament. Managed to get MVP during one game, so I was all sorts of jazzed about playing with the big kids. I was injured during the semi-final match when I was running down the field and turned 180 to chase the ball after it got kicked back. Couple other players collided with me and both my feet dug into the ground, and twisted in different directions. Broke almost every single toe, and both big toes had the toenails shift, break, and dig into my skin. Had to have surgery to remove all the shards of toenails that had embedded in my skin. Broke one ankle and sprained the other one. My very abusive stepfather was actually our coach as well as a nurse. He and another adult moved me off the field and I got to enjoy screaming and writhing in pain while he told the refs to continue the match. Additionally, he never took me to the hospital and gave me a pathetic job of treating me when we got home. We lost btw, so he was more upset about that than anything. Some time later, my dad took me to the hospital and arranged for my surgery. I spent the rest of the year laid up or going between a wheelchair or crutches towards the end of the recovery. The following year I started at that high school and went to try out for the varsity team. I was cut immediately as I was unable to properly maneuver or sprint, much less shoot/defend. I've been unable to play soccer since. But! I did manage to run a little dodgeball league in Texas a few years back, so there's that! Edited July 18, 2019 by GunStarHero 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Kudasai said: Christmas Eve 2007 when I had to have emergency surgery on the family jewels Sometime in the 90s, it was either Christmas Eve day or Christmas day, my dad had to go to the hospital, turned out he had diverticulitis, and had to have a large portion of his intestines removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Physically, my left shoulder being severely strained. (Which happened over the past weekend. Just now starting to get my range of motion back, but I still have a ways to go.) Emotionally, well, let's say it's been incredibly devastating. Only those close to me know will know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Physical, probably a fractured arm when I was around six. Emotional, the loss of my childhood friend of ten years. Every year that passes, I think of how I've lived more years than I'd known him, and all that I know now (being so close to him) and who I've become, is somebody he never got to meet. But I know he would've welcomed me with great enthusiasm and love. And even though it's comforting, it's still a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The poop I just took earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The pain of not being able to crack open a cold one with the boys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2nd worst pain: listening to customer's whine about their death claims all day on my phone at work on a friday (Fucking hate fridays) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 (edited) stung by a Portuguese man of war. Edited July 19, 2019 by nameraka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, nameraka said: stung by a Portuguese man of war. One summer I went on vacation to Hawaii with the family, there were man o war's all over the place, in the ocean and washed up on the beach (probably not any Portuguese ones though). My dad lived the first 14 years of his life in Hawaii and said he never witnessed anything like that before. My cousin ended up getting stung by one. He was pretty miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Had a foot of my small intestines removed. That sucked. Also when my potassium levels were severely low. The treatment for that was brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: One summer I went on vacation to Hawaii with the family, there were man o war's all over the place, in the ocean and washed up on the beach (probably not any Portuguese ones though). My dad lived the first 14 years of his life in Hawaii and said he never witnessed anything like that before. My cousin ended up getting stung by one. He was pretty miserable. wow.. I wonder how that feels.. Does it beat out the black widow... From what I'm seeing it might be about the same. Not much in the way of fatalities but "excrutiatingly painful".. Infact on a scientific level I've been wondering if the pain I experienced from a female black widow bite I took as like a pre teen didn't cause my unusual pain tolerance. That is a weird kind of pain though.. It's not like getting cut or breaking bones.. I remember having to control my heart rate and being worried I was experiencing anaphylactic shock because I was literally able to time the throbbing in my arm to my heart beat and I remember the pain being incapacitating but also..friggin hallucination inducing also.. it was like periodic but extreme if that makes sense.. It still messes with me, but I like to think about it. Probably because it's theraputic.. A black widow bite probably was the single most painful thing I've experienced so far, but it's hard to describe coherently how the pain of that even feels once it's in full swing. It's so painful you kind of go numb or the shock just blocks everything out idk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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