nameraka

don't talk about how you really feel. ever.

i have a hard time shitting on the orthodox. i mean, at least they're sensible enough to let their priests be married.

They're running out of time.

Is there alcohol involved?

That's kind of a personal question.

Damn. I'm a cold sob and all, but not that cold.

I want to start prepping to shit all over it.

Necrophilia is wrong.

i don't understand what you mean i just like rusty spoons...

safety first, people.

we did it in my sister in laws back yard. catering by chick-fil-a only family and a few close friends invited. my dad was the minister. my wife's uncle provided the music. basically we just rented some chairs. total cost was about $1000. my advice would be to keep it simple.

idk. maybe it's because i'm not in recovery, but exactly one person in my life knows i'm an alcoholic. when i did manage to get sober for a bit, i didn't tell anyone because i didn't want them to know i was an alcoholic to begin with.

make me.

nobody understands me either. we should stand on opposite sides of the room from each other and occasionally make uncomfortable eye contact.