Doom Metal Alchemist

Can you elaborate on the karmic comeuppance?

Happy birthday! The cake is in reference to your old Thunder Goddess custom rank... figure you're a Thor fan. Oh duh, it's your sn. lol what the fuck is wrong with me.

ITT: mthor wants sponges to go back to spamming every thread about his fanfictions.

So how are you too poor for insurance? Is this 13 a month making you spend beyond your means?

I had to say it fast to get it.

My resume sucks and no one likes it.

I can't do that either.

Neglect showering for a year, then shove your head in my armpit.

Sail away on a crimson tide...

Now that I think about it, I wonder if my dad forcing enemas on me when I was little technically counts as rape in this state.

Oh, that's what a Bingo dabber is.

The lead guitarist in my band I think finished writing the solo to our first song today. It sounded like he wanted to re-record it because he said he "could probably do it better," but I'm guessing he's done composing it. I liked it as well. We were going to continue on, but our bass player had to leave (it's his house that we practice at).

I have mental and social problems and I can eat without weed.

Dude, battered women need love too.