Doom Metal Alchemist

A long ass time ago I saw something similar on another forum, but I think it was like a cardboard cutout of Homer's face worn around the crotch. Someone responded with (paraphrasing), "Never before did I want to french kiss Homer Simpson."

So's your mom OOOOOOOOH

*raises hand*

I'm honestly wondering if I ever even had to a shot to begin with.

Nope, face to face, at work.

lol I already had to shoo away a hooker...

Meh, I don't know that song. How about something more to my musical tastes?

6 months from starting to date someone to being engaged sounds like an incredibly short amount of time.... I'm thinking either a) she was dating / engaged the whole time or b) she got back together with an ex she had a lot of history with and they decided to make it official. But I'm just speculating. EDIT: And the for the record, there was no master plan. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I think this thread itself makes that quite clear.

Hey if I had any clue how to court a woman I wouldn't have posted this thread.

Remember when Trump started firing everybody investigating him? Why hold up a billion dollars when you have the power to do it yourself.

WELP I finally pulled the trigger, and long story short, she has a fiance. For a while I was all 💔but after a while i was feeling pretty good. At least I did it, and now I can move on.

Happy birthday! 🍰

Pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored ice cream is all of the "pumpkin spice" stuff I do.

I saw an opportunity to make a joke with a Futurama reference, so I took it.

There's a band called U.S. Christmas. I think they play doom metal. But I can't bring myself to check them out because of that stupid name.