Doom Metal Alchemist

That is extremely bold of you to even touch them, let alone bring them home. 😆

This made me LOL irl because it is me literally every fucking weekend:

Can you cheat and split it into multiple chapters? 😄Or would that in itself require even more editing?

Clamarrow juice.

The good news is I just got a raise so hopefully one step closer to moving out of my parents' house, and when that happens I'll be more comfortable with the idea of using dating / hookup apps.

You obviously have much more self-confidence than I do. I'd love to see you ask out a celebrity crush of yours though. Not necessarily doubting you, but it would be a sight to see an "average Joe" ask out a hot celebrity with actual expectations of a yes.

As if she were straight I'd have the opportunity? 😝

I thought you pulled that out of thin air but then I remembered that Skinner and Krabapple (however you spell that) were lovers at one point. 🤣

Thank you for WellActuallying me right there. 😄

You literally can't go one thread without WellActually'ing someone. Or I guess that stuff about the white paint was just you fucking around with Tsar.

You WellActually people more than anyone here.

I don't pick targets, if I have something to say, I have something to say, regardless who posted it. I'm sorry if you feel like I'm targeting you, but I am not intentionally targeting anybody. Buddy used to give me shit about this all the time too like I was targeting him, and it left me just as flabbergasted every time.