SwimModSponges

Not allowed to ride in an SUV because they were top heavy and would roll over and kill me. "Need a ride home?" "Sorry, can't. that's an SUV."

Just got an ad for custom inflatables.

How is that Nunes memo working out for @Ginguy?

I've gotten several telling me to go buy guns.

It's hard work spreading strife.

When riding bikes, we had to go the opposite way of traffic. Because if you're biking and a car is behind you and they don't see you, you will be hit. If you're going the opposite way, you will be able to see the cars coming.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/larry-mitchell-hopkins-militia-leader-new-mexico-obama-clinton-soros-fbi-a8881616.html?

Surely that will solve the problem.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2019/04/21/mueller-hannity-was-tipped-off-about-trump-tower-meeting.cnn/video/playlists/reliable-sources-highlights/ Wow, well I guess I've got to give Hannity Credit; he had the scoop a long time before anybody else. Shame he slept on it I guess?

"When we locate their homes we can tag the sidewalks and their mailboxes with the symbol..." -US Congressman Matt Shea https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/20/matt-shea-rightwing-messages-chat-records

So... is this how you guys are burying your heads in the sand (burying your heads in poop?) and ignoring the Mueller report? Because if you're just going to keep shouting "blue state bad..."

If I were tou I'd be more concerned about that massive AIDS epidemic Mike Pence caused. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/28/indiana-hiv-outbreak/26498117/ But then i actually care about things and dont masturbate to the misfortune of people i hate.

So a zookeeper is having all kinds of trouble making his dolphins behave. He talked to a zookeeper across town who said he had dealt with the exact same problem. To calm the dolphins, the older zookeeper had put some seagull hatchlings into the water with them. So the zookeeper goes back to the aviary at his zoo and picks up a handful of baby seagulls. Rather than taking the long way back to the dolphin tank, the zookeeper decided to take a shortcut through the lion exhibit as it was early afternoon and the cats (having just been fed) would be laying in the sun, paying too much attention to licking themselves to notice him walking past. The whole thing was going great until he was immediately arrested and charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises.* *I can't take credit for this joke, I read it on the internet like 17 years ago