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Makes sense. You got my hopes up

Your nephew: *points to a picture of a pipe* pipe! Me: ceci n'est pas une pipe. Your nephew:

I didn't know you were on twitch!

Marriage is pretty dope. And welcome to this madhouse.

Asking as somebody with a remote control vibrator that doesn't have WiFi

Why would it need WiFi, exactly?

Clothes run big or small, and I'm an unusual size. Plus, I'd rather take the extra time to try it on to see the fit, than find out it's too big and run another errand to the tailor, thus also spending more money. Also, sometimes the clothes look good on the rack, but not on me.

None whatsoever, unless scene friends counts as some.

My mom participates in triathlons and marathons, does cross fit, is part of a roller derby team (I helped her choose the derby name "Smother Teresa"). She's miles above everybody else in the family at 52.

My leaky nudes have already warped the floorboards. Eventually, the whole house will collapse

Characters are essentially how I maintain/configure plot, so if I'm not working on them, the plot goes cold.

Nah.

The heck is the more difficult quest? Going outside?

Happy birthday, Anime!