Doom Metal Alchemist

Why on earth...

Ok, maybe replace "thought they weren't gonna get caught" with the slightly different "didn't think they were gonna get caught."

Think about this.... Every criminal that got caught, probably thought they weren't gonna get caught. Why would they have committed the crime if they thought they'd get caught?

There are pawn shops, though.

I didn't like it. "6 people liked my post? Cool." "Oh, it's just duzi."

Xennial is a microgeneration that is at the end of gen X and the beginning of millennial. This microgeneration remembers life without the internet and also had the internet as kids.

Never played that game. For all I know it could be hard as Dragon's Lair.

Why?

Me too. I've never beaten the original Super Mario Bros, not even on Super Mario All-Stars. And I've never beaten Super Mario Bros. 3 without a Game Genie.

I prefer both pronounced as hero-inn.

Um.... because of my current job that I got about a year ago for the first in my life I have visible abs. That's all I got.

Who is that you're cosplaying?

Literally the only time I've ever heard it pronounced like that is when Stewie griffin mispronounced heroin (apparently) as heroine.

Dale Gribble hates anyone and everyone in the U.S. government.

My brother had the end result of full-blown male pattern baldness by the time he was 18, if not earlier. Unfun fact about me.... most UEMBers already know this, but I'm a virgin. I dropped out of grad school. I have to wear a man-bun at work, or else get my hair cut much shorter. Man-bun at work is more preferable.

He saw that one episode of Moral Orel and had a revelation.

To not like pineapple on pizza is one thing; to not like pineapple at all? Get the fuck outta here.

Dr. Pepper's good, but my favorite is Mountain Dew (and its various flavors), and I like Coke better than Dr. Pepper. Soda in general is pretty tasty. Too bad it's so unhealthy and completely non-nutritious.

I like BBQ chicken pizza too, but not something I'd eat often. As for why pineapple and no other fruit, I don't know. All I know is when I was little my dad had me try a slice of Hawaiian pizza and I loved it. The irony here is my dad doesn't like Hawaiian pizza. The double irony is that my dad was born in Hawaii and lived there until he was 14. But apparently Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek dude, so I guess that doesn't really matter.

Pineapple on pizza is love. Pineapple on pizza is life.

I'll have it if you don't want it.

*clicks first spoiler*: Hm. *clicks second spoiler*: Oh dear god.

Knowing you, I'm kinda afraid to.

Selling life insurance for a horrible company that scammed its employees, clients, and potential clients.

You mean "eenuyasha", like how an i would be pronounced in Japanese or Spanish?