resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 i'm married to my bed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i'm married to my bed My bed cheats on me with disco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: My bed cheats on me with disco. when i see my bed after a long day 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 Just now, Naraku4656 said: when i see my bed after a long day I know the feeling. In my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: I know the feeling. In my soul. last night i dreamt that somebody loved me. no hope no harm, just another false alarm 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 yes and yes and yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: yes and yes and yes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 I have been married and divorced, yes. never had kids never actually wanted them. cats are my kids 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 My significant other Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 Just now, Kudasai said: My significant other Reveal hidden contents She's pretty. But not as pretty as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 My wife has been giving me the cold shoulder lately, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 forever alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Quackers said: You would have a body pillow of a 15 year old You would have a body pillow of a certain 15yo character that died of AIDS. Don't even pretend that you're not a degenerate as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Ric said: forever alone Gotta sling that ding-a-ling, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 @Dr. MrsGirlfriend No chilluns, thankye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 27 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: @Dr. MrsGirlfriend No chilluns, thankye You better get to mixing the baby batter. Who else will carry on your legacy, you mad scientist genius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 My cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 "You got kids, Maniac?" "Nah... Not anymore..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 @Raptorpatis my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cau said: @Raptorpatis my dad. mine too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 I'm married to my work, and it's gonna stay that way for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 There’s got to be at least a dozen of us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: I'm married to my work, and it's gonna stay that way for a while. I see your signature, and if you are a writer, (forgive my ignorance) I'd like to pick your brain sometime. I am seriously contemplating writing some children's books. I have done a few little, tiny ones, with illustrations, and I can't draw, but it's for kids, so, meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 24 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: There’s got to be at least a dozen of us Maybe a couple of us grandparents too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Married. No kids that anyone has successfully proven in a court of law. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 19 hours ago, resurrected said: I see your signature, and if you are a writer, (forgive my ignorance) I'd like to pick your brain sometime. I am seriously contemplating writing some children's books. I have done a few little, tiny ones, with illustrations, and I can't draw, but it's for kids, so, meh. That is so not in my wheelhouse. Even my YA stories are gory. I do follow a bunch of illustrators on Twitter though, and a couple work in children's books like Vashti Harrison. Following someone like her could give you decent insight into that medium. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Yes to both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Married five years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 (edited) Was engaged, but never married. No kids, either. Edited October 24, 2020 by Gyaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Never married. My son will be 11 this november Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 On 9/10/2020 at 2:56 PM, Distinct Lunatic said: My wife has been giving me the cold shoulder lately, Sorry bro, I think she's cheating on you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 I committed to a person and my cum has produced 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 13, 2020 Author Share Posted September 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Poof said: Never married. My son will be 11 this november I did not know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 6 hours ago, resurrected said: I did not know this. Yea it's complicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Yea it's complicated Well, Happy really belated Mother's Day, and an early Happy Birthday to your son, because I am terrible with remembering things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, resurrected said: Well, Happy really belated Mother's Day, and an early Happy Birthday to your son, because I am terrible with remembering things. Thank you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 On 9/13/2020 at 10:04 AM, Sawdamizer said: I committed to a person and my cum has produced !!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 No to both, despite my best efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I’m married.... to myself.... im too poor to buy myself the diamond tho...so I’m thinking about leaving myself cause I’m a bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: I’m married.... to myself.... im too poor to buy myself the diamond tho...so I’m thinking about leaving myself cause I’m a bum At least you're not fucking yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: No to both, despite my best efforts Best effort at which one? Marriage or parenthood, or both? I mean, you've got the shoes now, you should be able to land any ding dong you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, resurrected said: At least you're not fucking yourself. I mean...well.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Still Me said: I mean...well.... You horny little devil. 😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, resurrected said: You horny little devil. 😈 Hey, I am in my prime...my freak fly high as a mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Nope. Close once, but nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 I don't believe in "marriage". However, after our 10th anniversary next year, we're getting "married" because if I don't everyone will hate me. I'm pretty stubborn, but the herd wins in the end. lul. Our son will be 3 around xmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Technically or not technically I was engaged at one point? but never married.. I have a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Technically or not technically I was engaged at one point? but never married.. I have a kid You want another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 Married. Kids. Grandkids. 5 cats. Middle aged male. House trained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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