stilgar

I ended up cracking the code to my grandmoms chocolate cake that no one has been able to make for years.

It was 95 yesterday and today it is 70.

I try not to wear socks.

Is...is this a euphemism for something?

That is a heron.

Now with giant fucking swords.

Then I have the perfect game for you. Diablo Immortal. For the low low price of $110,000 you can get all the loot boxes you will need to max out your character. Don't have that kind of money? No problem. Just spend 10 fucking years of your life playing and you'll max out your character that way.

Anya's fucking face man.

NOpe.

oH. Wow

Ok ?

Who do you think is bullying him in his dreams.

Fucking pervert.

Oh shit, you're being bullied at home.