First of all let me clarify that my penis isn’t that big. Just 9 inches. But, when I wear pants and clothes to minimize the appearance of my penis so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run down to the local convenience store and I’m too lazy to wear pants the women working there will give me things: free drink refills, free slice of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my small, nine inch penis. Keep in mind that my penis is floppy and saggy so what the fuck girls? Any theories would be greatly appreciated.