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That’s he thing, it’s not even like I know I need it to survive (I do), it’s like I need it like a drug, that I hate.

But I feel lost/directionless when I’m not working. Is this adult?

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First of all let me clarify that my penis isn’t that big. Just 9 inches. But, when I wear pants and clothes to minimize the appearance of my penis so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run down to the local convenience store and I’m too lazy to wear pants the women working there will give me things: free drink refills, free slice of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my small, nine inch penis. Keep in mind that my penis is floppy and saggy so what the fuck girls? Any theories would be greatly appreciated.

I have used body wash for the last 25 years. Bars of soap are almost a foreign concept to me at this point.

Why did anyone give a FUCK what Grey Worm thought? None of the PTA meeting made any sense.

So other than Skiles, we can’t see shit. I figured as much.

Like Brad Pitt’s, post-9/11

My wife got lasik and she loves it. My prescription isn’t bad, but apparently I’m lucky my right eye wasn’t lazy, the left was doing all the work.

I used to wear the blue light blockers, I got. Them built into my current lenses. Do you have blue eyes? I have light sensitivity too.

My wife finally got me to admit my eyesight was lacking, so now I wear glasses. Now I’m curious how many in our community have shitty vision too. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

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