Skiles

Just set it to Wumbo.

You're gonna be so mad when they activate the 5G in your bloodstream and steal your personal information while killing you with Coronavirus.

Is it weird that I enjoy sucking dick more than having my dick sucked? Asking for a friend.

The God's honest truth is that I'm almost certainly not going to watch it, because I don't watch stuff. But I am pumped for you, and I wish you success.

That just sounds exhausting, honestly. Who wants to fuck for hours? I'm good for like, ten minutes tops. Then my back starts sweating and I get uncomfortable and out of breath. Ladies.

I can't speak to your drinking habits, but man, my innards were pretty much liquid for a decent chunk of my life.

Enough where it got on the underwear, I'd say.

I mean, I assume it's a rare enough thing for most people that each instance would stand out.

At my worst with drinking, I probably did once a week for like three years.

You know, I don't think I've ever actually listened to that song. I've always skipped past it on the radio.

That's a personal question.

English to American is a pretty tough transition.

Dancing skills are a friendship prerequisite.

I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Like why does he say to look at our hands?