Skiles

Hey, Sidon is husbando. Also, he would never roast Link for having a small dick. He's better than that. He would be nothing but supportive.

I have shown three people from the boards my pp. I will let those people release that information if they so choose. 😐

This thread could only have ever been about Steve Harvey. I think you know that.

I'm sure the picture is mind-blowing. However I can not make it out through the cracked screen on my phone.

I despise Steve Harvey as a person, and the fact that Jax looks like him in the new Mortal Kombat movie only makes me angrier at him. Is nothing sacred to this man? Is there anything that clown won't ruin? First Family Feud, then Miss America, now Mortal Kombat? Steve Harvey must be stopped.

Yeah, I don't do the bar there for that reason. Hy-Vee's alcohol selection is actually really fucking good for a grocery store. You can even get local brews if you're so inclined.

Thanks, dude. It's better today, but I haven't eaten since, and currently have no desire to do so.

See now, it's not the deli. It's actually a full-on restaurant and bar. I've had burgers from there, and they were decent. Not mind-blowing, by any means, but fine. But dude, while I was eating that BLT, I was like, "Yo, this is actually really fucking good right now!" Then I died. This was hours ago and I still have diarrhea. I should amend the original post to say I'm 110% sure. I've pooped four times since I made this fucking thread.

A store called Hy-Vee. I forget what they call their restaurant, but it's the store's restaurant. Not like a Subway inside a Walmart or something like that. It absolutely tore my guts apart.

It was fantastic, and also I am 80% sure I have food poisoning.

I'm always one drunk post away. Six-Pack Skiles, baby.

bayayaaaa

Yes. Unflinching eye contact.

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Instead, we should say they're exiled. It just sounds cooler.