Went shopping, as I was out of food. Got my shit, went to the cashier to have stuff ready and taken out. Once I got in line, this couple took their car and were right behind me. Not even six feet apart from me. I had beer in my cart.
"Yeah, beer is certainly essential," the man them said out loud. Never mind the fact that I had eggs, bread, assorted meats, rice, and three cans of beans in my (tiny) shopping cart. Never mind the fact that there's an "X" marking where these people should have been standing. They weren't even six feet away from me. I pointed it out to the man and he and his wife looked at me like I insulted both of their parents.
This didn't happen at Walmart, where people are so close that it can make a person's asshole tight. This happened at a mom and pop grocery store that's been around for more than 40 years. There's no point in leisure shopping. You get what you want, get the fuck out, and go home. For fuck's sake, these smooth brains need to get a grip on life. I'm not even thirty years old yet and I have a better handle on life than these chuckleheads did. If someone talks that kind of talk, yet can't be bothered to "stand at the "X" to wait their turn like the paper sign on the door says, then they deserve to get shit on.