Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 welp, its that time shitbags... Time for your mid year review. Please evaluate yourself in these three categories - 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? Please have all self-assessments in by July 3rd. The management will then conduct a formal review and provide our feedback. @cyberbully @wacky1980, I expect full participation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Damn. I’m fired 😬😆 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Damn. I’m fired 😬😆 same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Damn. I’m fired 😬😆 me too, thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1. I got a few warnings/bans in March/April. 2. nothing 3. nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1. I didn't use any racial epithets or encourage anyone to commit sudoku so I could try harder in that department. 2. Posted a selfie of my not as fat, still fat ass. 3. Maybe make a secret alt and make fun of people for whom I have contempt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 eat shit zoomer! i'll check in on monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Self evals are how HR avoids doing any real work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Self evals are how HR avoids doing any real work. *clicks pen* Insubordination 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: *clicks pen* Insubordination Good thing I didn't mention that clown suit you call clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: Good thing I didn't mention that clown suit you call clothes. *double click* Exceeds expectations. Courageous. Risk Taker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 my best contribution is some slightly sarcastic comments and my deep depression and loneliness plus I tell all my friends about this place and I have no takers sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: my best contribution is some slightly sarcastic comments and my deep depression and loneliness plus I tell all my friends about this place and I have no takers sorry *sharpens crayon* Loyalist redcoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: *sharpens crayon* Loyalist redcoat @Sawdamizer okay you do understand I'm a descendant of someone that fought in the revolution right? but whatever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @Sawdamizer okay you do understand I'm a descendant of someone that fought in the revolution right? but whatever you limey bastard. take your union jack and get the hell out of my country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, discole monade said: you limey bastard. take your union jack and get the hell out of my country. I meant the American side and by the way yes I'm of English Heritage I'm also part Dutch heritage and German Heritage like most White Western midwesterners Edited June 28, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I meant the American side and by the way yes I'm of English Heritage I'm also part Dutch heritage and German Heritage like most White Western midwesterners you mean the colonizers side. you....come here and steal the land. force our labor. GET OUT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, discole monade said: you mean the colonizers side. you....come here and steal the land. force our labor. GET OUT! okay I bought these are not said that during such a political time about stuff like this I'm sorry you know I was born in Ohio right I am American citizen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: okay I bought these are not said that during such a political time about stuff like this I'm sorry you know I was born in Ohio right I am American citizen pffft. send your apologies to iroquois and algonquian. you land stealer. and just so you know. everyone from the top of canada to cape horn and all points in between are american! you are a u.s civilian. what have you done to make amends to the people? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 @Sawdamizer this shit. this is what i contribute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, discole monade said: @Sawdamizer this shit. this is what i contribute. I'm making notes here. You're gonna get a nice fancy pizza party 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 minute ago, discole monade said: pffft. send your apologies to iroquois and algonquian. you land stealer. and just so you know. everyone from the top of canada to cape horn and all points in between are american! you are a u.s civilian. what have you done to make amends to the people? nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm making notes here. You're gonna get a nice fancy pizza party oh I forgot I also have a big ding dong please don't fire me from the message board wait a minute you're not a mod and you can't fire us Edited June 28, 2020 by ghostrek 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: oh I forgot I have also a big ding dong Noted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Noted. okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: I meant the American side and by the way yes I'm of English Heritage I'm also part Dutch heritage and German Heritage like most White Western midwesterners My Polish-Ukrainian/German-Scot-Irish ass has a bone to pick with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: My Polish-Ukrainian/German-Scot-Irish ass has a bone to pick with you. you do realize my ancestors emigrated to America in the 18th and 19th centuries I'm also part Scotch-Irish show on my mother's side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, ghostrek said: you do realize my ancestors emigrated to America in the 18th and 19th centuries I'm also part Scotch-Irish show on my mother's side "Scotch" is a booze or a brand of tape. The correct term is Scot or Scottish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 At the beginning of the year, I concealed fuggs sending Buddy a letter from prison, and now my likes to posts ratio has suffered. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: At the beginning of the year, I concealed fuggs sending Buddy a letter from prison, and now my likes to posts ratio has suffered. Oh well. The denizens of UEMB are cruel, but fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: welp, its that time shitbags... Time for your mid year review. Please evaluate yourself in these three categories - 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? Please have all self-assessments in by July 3rd. The management will then conduct a formal review and provide our feedback. @cyberbully @wacky1980, I expect full participation. 1. Fuckin' terrible man. Just like... the worst. 2. Bad things I should not talk about. 3. Bad things I should not talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: 1. Fuckin' terrible man. Just like... the worst. 2. Bad things I should not talk about. 3. Bad things I should not talk about. We have documented your boners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 I've stayed out of trouble, which is a good thing or a bad thing, I forget Won the NFL Pick 'Em contest and the day before Leap Day Continue to do what I do best: Drive-By Shitposting and, like, one lame thread per month 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 I don't want to hide from my boners. It's important to face up to my boners. To acknowledge my boners.Look my boners right in the eye. I want all my boners right out in the open. If there's one thing we need more of in this world, it's boner transparency. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 28, 2020 Author Share Posted June 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Seight said: I've stayed out of trouble, which is a good thing or a bad thing, I forget Won the NFL Pick 'Em contest and the day before Leap Day Continue to do what I do best: Drive-By Shitposting and, like, one lame thread per month Noted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1. The mods don't even know I'm alive. 2. I am the resident pedant who corrects the spelling and grammar of everyone equally, except for Ghostrek, because I can't spend my life here. 3. I hope to be successful in my lobbying efforts for an angry Grrr rating for posts, as well as for larger emojis and post tags. No Grrr, no peace! Make your voice heard here! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1. perfectly 2. i added many doom posts. 3. will add more doom posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 ok, clear head and work-casual attire. i'm ready. 1. i have presented and represented my wood adequately to other board members 2. i have talked about my wood ... like, a lot 3. i will continue to talk about my wood, how well it holds up to a regular a beating from friends and strangers alike, and how often i need to rub it to maintain its strength and beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 6/28/2020 at 11:13 AM, Sawdamizer said: welp, its that time shitbags... Time for your mid year review. Please evaluate yourself in these three categories - 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? Please have all self-assessments in by July 3rd. The management will then conduct a formal review and provide our feedback. @cyberbully @wacky1980, I expect full participation. 1. Where are the rules? 2. Some nudes 3. Some nudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1. I disappear into the background so I could probably go against the TOS without anyone noticing. 2. I got second place in the Writing Contest for a story about a dude who vomits during a threesome. 3. Something cool I’d imagine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 22 hours ago, ghostrek said: plus I tell all my friends about this place and I have no takers sorry 100% of zero is still zero....So with that logic, you're doing a bang up job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1. I shimmy past moderation regularly and if I feel the situation deserves it, I will go headlong into moderation with the equivalent of 0 fucks 2. I invited Packard 3. Stay tuned for Westpark, Pinkfrog, and Arrem_Lowlander 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 It's nice to see management taking the future of the boards seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1. I'm quite the lurker, and I like the place and the people enough not to disrespect anybody intentionally (though I'm sure I've made my mistakes), so I'm pretty aces about keeping it light and non-antagonistic. 2. Absolutely nothing. I figured that was the point of being here. 3. I dunno, make one thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 6/29/2020 at 2:08 PM, cyberbully said: Westpark, oh yea...whatever happened to that guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 34 minutes ago, NNN said: oh yea...whatever happened to that guy? ? i don't know? I don't care to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 4 hours ago, NNN said: oh yea...whatever happened to that guy? He's posting dailymail links with the angels, now. Spoiler Just in case there is any confusion, I am NOT claiming he is actually dead. Since we can get banned for that kind of thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 6/28/2020 at 12:13 PM, Sawdamizer said: welp, its that time shitbags... Time for your mid year review. Please evaluate yourself in these three categories - 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? Please have all self-assessments in by July 3rd. The management will then conduct a formal review and provide our feedback. @cyberbully @wacky1980, I expect full participation. 1. Fuck the Monderators. 2. I've done everything I needed to do years ago. I'm just going to rest on my laurels and contribute nothing from hereon. 3. What contributions are the members of the UEMB going to deliver to me (and my smol penis) for the remainder of 2020? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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