scoobdog Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 12 hours ago, NNN said: oh yea...whatever happened to that guy? He was murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Just now, Belle Duckphine said: i thought that was nabs No, Nabs died in a shocking, if suspicious...., accident. I think his Dad was the one that got murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 1. Well, until recently I barely posted at all. Can't say I didn't break any rules. 2. I can't think of a single thing aside from making some people laugh. 3. I feel like this is asking a lot of commitment for a message board, we've collectively known each other for roughly 20 years, give or take a few for some people... yeah we've all had our differences, but I genuinely am glad we're all still here. I look forward to interacting with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 so is who fired and who's not why do I have to sell a cubicle with my cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 🤡 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? Float. 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? You'll float too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 Reminder, all self-assessments must be received no later than 11:59PM EST. Participation isn't mandatory, but strongly encouraged. Remember, you need this place, and our evaluation will have absolutely no real impact on your experience here. But, you need feedback, you crave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 just fire me already. i offer nothing of substance to this place. my work is lack~luster at best. in my defense, i'm not stimulated or challenged enough to bring anything to the table. i'll just take my stapler, and go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, discole monade said: just fire me already. i offer nothing of substance to this place. my work is lack~luster at best. in my defense, i'm not stimulated or challenged enough to bring anything to the table. i'll just take my stapler, and go. *scribbles* Fuck, this kid is upper mgmt material 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1. I've yet to be warned or told off by Pat or any of the mods, so I must be doing something right. 2. Depends on what's worth mentioning. Shitposting probably isn't one of them. 3. Probably shitpost even more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I just show up to these things to find out if Im fired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Reminder, all self-assessments must be received no later than 11:59PM EST. Participation isn't mandatory, but strongly encouraged. Remember, you need this place, and our evaluation will have absolutely no real impact on your experience here. But, you need feedback, you crave it. Just tell me how well I did already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: Just tell me how well I did already Wut dat mouf do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Wut dat mouf do? Up to 11 inches just fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 6/28/2020 at 11:13 AM, Sawdamizer said: 1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation? 2. What have you done worth mentioning here? 3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020? 1. Rogue banned me once. And the screen failed epically. So I must be doing something right. 2. Officially had my title turned red purely to see the amount of bitchy PMs blaming me for everything up to and including the sun rising in the east to increase from 0 to 100. 3. Create a ban screen featuring sponge's asshole and use it liberally on anyone and everyone just for the lols. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 Management is getting his dick sucked. I'll get to this in a minute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Management is getting his dick sucked. I'll get to this in a minute No excuse. My banker boyfriend did plenty of work while I sucked his dick. I'm putting a derogatory mark in your dossier. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 I missed the deadline. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 prof.mp4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 7/2/2020 at 7:18 PM, ghostrek said: so is who fired and who's not why do I have to sell a cubicle with my cat Wasn't this pinned? I mean, dgmr....When it was pinned, I was like "Why'd they pin this" but now it's unpinned and I'm like "WTF, pin this shit" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 35 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I mean, dgmr don't get me rong lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 On 7/1/2020 at 4:49 PM, scoobdog said: He was murdered. huh? On 7/1/2020 at 4:51 PM, Belle Duckphine said: i thought that was nabs wha? On 7/1/2020 at 4:52 PM, scoobdog said: No, Nabs died in a shocking, if suspicious...., accident. I think his Dad was the one that got murdered. ...are you guys messing with me? i feel messed with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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