Cancer Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Go to position yourself to eat that vagina and your knees crack and your back pops. I guess this is growing up. Edited June 8, 2019 by Cancer 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV and/or Internet and think to yourself, "she's pretty hot," about both.
Cancer Posted June 8, 2019 Author Posted June 8, 2019 I have no clue who Carol Leifer is even when googling her.
tsar4 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you hear a couple teen/twenty-somethings discussing their favorite "new" songs, and you realize that they're just butchered cover versions of songs by the flavor of the month, that you loved when you were much younger. (And they attribute the song as being original to said flavor of the month) 3 2
Naraku4656 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you wake up with your girlfriend and one of you grab your contacts or glasses so that you can see one another and the other's back cracks while trying to get up 2 1
tsar4 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 You yell at the Newscaster/Commentator/Talking Head on tv - because "they just think they know it all!" Funny thing though - I do not remember any of the relatives in my Grandfather's generation ever doing that with Cronkite, Huntley or Brinkley. Bet they didn't do it with Murrow either. Anybody else, look out! 1
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 You lose interest in your hobbies, dreams, and goals you had in your twenties. I'll be 31 in August and I've been going through a complete metamorphosis for nearly a year but I don't consider myself old just yet.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When yer at work loving all the songs the free radio is playing over the intercom. Theyre all your favorite songs from highschool! Then you realize its The Oldies radio station. 2 1 1 1
SwimModSponges Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: You yell at the Newscaster/Commentator/Talking Head on tv - because "they just think they know it all!" Funny thing though - I do not remember any of the relatives in my Grandfather's generation ever doing that with Cronkite, Huntley or Brinkley. Bet they didn't do it with Murrow either. Anybody else, look out! That's because those individuals were newscasters, not infotainment. 1
mthor Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, SnapItCrackItPopIt said: You lose interest in your hobbies, dreams, and goals you had in your twenties. I'll be 31 in August and I've been going through a complete metamorphosis for nearly a year but I don't consider myself old just yet. That's because you're not
mthor Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: When yer at work loving all the songs the free radio is playing over the intercom. Theyre all your favorite songs from highschool! Then you realize its The Oldies radio station. Or when the music in the supermarket sounds really really good. 1 3
crackymckrackin Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you bend down at work and your knee pops and you think about how much that shits gonna swell up overnight.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 Everything in your life turns to shit no matter the amount of effort you put in. maybe that’s just me 1 2
Cancer Posted June 8, 2019 Author Posted June 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Everything in your life turns to shit no matter the amount of effort you put in. maybe that’s just me Come on baby
scoobdog Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 What is it with you people and body parts popping? 1
tsar4 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you see someone attempting to do something that you know from experience is going to be an EPIC FAIL, and you're torn between telling them or watching...and you decide you need a chair, some popcorn and a drink. 1
1938 Packard Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Cancer said: Go to position yourself to eat that vagina and your knees crack and your back pops. I guess this is growing up. Somebody says, "Oh, they're finally knocking down that decrepit, old building." And you think, "I remember when they were putting up that nice, new building." 1 1
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cancer said: Come on baby I’m just going through a rough patch right now. Everything that could go wrong, has. This all started in March. 1
Azalar Hex Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you say "Did I do that?" in a nasal voice and the kids don't know why that's supposed to be hilarious. 1 1
Poof Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 3 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Everything in your life turns to shit no matter the amount of effort you put in. maybe that’s just me Definitely not just you. Seems normal
KimopoBotar Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When CNN actually counts your response in their polls.
discolé monade Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 that i'd much rather sit in my back yard and drink, smoke, and know things.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: Definitely not just you. Seems normal Not that I want everyone to have a shitty life but that’s kind of relieving to hear.
Skiles Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 I'm beginning to take pride in having a clean house. Younger Skiles would have never cleaned the house, unless I was bribed or held at gunpoint. Now I'm like, "Gosh, this living room could use a good dusting..." I take the trash out, sweep the floor, vacuum, clean the bathroom, and any number of cleaning activities. And I actually enjoy it. It's pretty terrible. 1
1pooh4u Posted June 8, 2019 Posted June 8, 2019 When you get super pissed off at a leaked ending of Jeopardy! You know you’re old af then 😬 1
TrigunBebop Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 Your hip gives out when you go to mount the balloon. I mean what? 2
1938 Packard Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Skiles said: I'm beginning to take pride in having a clean house. Younger Skiles would have never cleaned the house, unless I was bribed or held at gunpoint. Now I'm like, "Gosh, this living room could use a good dusting..." I take the trash out, sweep the floor, vacuum, clean the bathroom, and any number of cleaning activities. And I actually enjoy it. It's pretty terrible. Too many pop up visits from code enforcement?
Cancer Posted June 9, 2019 Author Posted June 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Too many pop up visits from code enforcement? Want me to pop up irl? 1
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Too many pop up visits from code enforcement? Ain't no code enforcement. We barely have a landlord. The only purpose he serves is to collect rent. But I take pride in having a clean house. I think it comes from the time I lived with roommates who were absolutely disgusting. That, and living in homeless shelters. Edited June 9, 2019 by Skiles
1938 Packard Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, Skiles said: Ain't no code enforcement. We barely have a landlord. The only purpose he serves is to collect rent. But I take pride in having a clean house. I think it comes from the time I lived with roommates who were absolutely disgusting. That, and living in homeless shelters. Congratulations on getting out of the shelters.
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Congratulations on getting out of the shelters. Thanks, brah.
midnight Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 I take a shit every morning at 8:00. Whether I'm awake or not. Sleep over anyone?
GuyBeardmane Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 When you find a wild hair growing out of your ear. 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 Too tired to masturbate...then when u getting off u get a leg cramp
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 19 hours ago, Cancer said: I have no clue who Carol Leifer is even when googling her. She was a writer on Seinfeld. I was binge watching interview clips with various cast members / writers / producers / etc. one night and she popped up in one of them.
Distortedreasoning Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 when you get sore from playing a game of basketball the very next day. im not even that old!
tsar4 Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: She was a writer on Seinfeld. I was binge watching interview clips with various cast members / writers / producers / etc. one night and she popped up in one of them. She also wrote for SNL & hosted a stand-up comedy show on Comedy Central (or maybe USA Network) back in the 80s. That show might have had rotating guest hosts.
Cancer Posted June 9, 2019 Author Posted June 9, 2019 Go to play D&D and the dudes there laugh at the third edition DM and Monster manual you got... and my paper stat sheets. They dont even remember thaco 1 1
GuyBeardmane Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 10 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Too tired to masturbate...then when u getting off u get a leg cramp Been there. It's no fun.
discolé monade Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 when you're pretty sure you've seen dark mists from the 'spirit world' and then figure out it's only your eye floaters.
helpme Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 20 hours ago, scoobdog said: What is it with you people and body parts popping? Jaw Back Knees Arms Joints Feet Did I miss any???
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: when you get sore from playing a game of basketball the very next day. im not even that old! The very next day? Wait til your so old it takes TWO dayz to feel soreness after going to the gym lol
Vela Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 On 6/8/2019 at 9:44 AM, QueenoftheDorks said: You're just tired. Forever. forever and always 😶
Vela Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 21 hours ago, mthor said: Or when the music in the supermarket sounds really really good. So...so if I'm singing along while pushing my cart does that mean I've gone from old to sad and old?
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