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Which states might those be?(asking for a friend)

Dresses up as Elvis and performs weddings at random drive thrus.

Great! Now I have to find a red-haired man, slice him open with a dart made of mistletoe, and see what his entrails have to say about the coming harvest. How am I supposed to do that and still get the laundry done?

@ghostrek Thanks for asking, but I've got nothing to add. I haven't watched any Trek (aside from the occasional episode of TOS if I stay up after Batman) in roughly 30 years. I always liked the Ferengi; they reminded me of a guy I knew in college (who, for the record, was Irish Catholic, not Jewish), but that's about all I've got.

Would trade it all for a really good sandwich.

Will never surrender those ruby slippers.

Is working on a sequel to Manos:The Hands of Fate; the working title is Dudeco: The Feet of Fate.

Invites dinner guests over for a full seven course meal of gelatin-based dishes.

This is like when my stepmother calls from my hometown to let me know that somebody's died. It's a small town, so I may not know the person, but I know the name, and I know where they fit. It's not necessarily grief, but a hollowness - another piece of home is gone. RIP. I didn't know you, but I knew your name and where you fit. You, too, were a piece of home, and you will be missed.

Dammit, I glued my fingers together. Got them apart, obviously, but there's Krazy glue residue all over them, and I can't decide whether to use acetone, which is fast, but dries the hell out of one's skin, or Vaseline, which is kinder to skin but takes forever. A small thing, I know, but sometimes the stupid little things are the ones that disproportionately irritate me.

Depends loses.

This reminds me of when I moved to Florida, and all of a sudden started getting calls from funeral parlors selling pre-need packages. I know, I know, Florida is full of old people, but I was 23 at the time...

Dude, I am a contemporary of your mother's, and even I know what it means.

2 Arby's beef & cheddar. Arby's may be like the law and sausage, but like once a year, they're so good.

I love anything cranberry, but I can do without the nuts. (I don't like them in Waldorf salad, either; it's a texture thing.)

You need a recipe?

I've got a recipe for something that looks very much like the second one. It's my step sister in law's - she calls it acini de pepe. It's made with acini pasta; I'm not sure if what your picture has is that or maybe medium tapioca.

You see auto maintenance, I see one of the reasons we always kept a couple of bottles of 10% ethanol IV solution on hand in the ER.

It's more than a little alarming that you know what antifreeze tastes like. Feeling ok?

Sometimes, it happens even when they do.

Hey! My grandma was from Texas.

Cool. Let party.

Thanks for answering my question.

What does disclosure change?