mthor

Well, to be fair, who's got time to do an autopsy?

I'm pretty sure it's not mine.

If your boogers look like Nerds or Fruity Pebbles, you've got a problem.

Can't be that hard, and if it is, he can always go back to his old account.

Don't tell him that. Now he's going to beg for admin status.

NO!

I'm not sure, but I think it may be post-related. 500 earns you the key to the dumpster; maybe you get permission to change your rank then, too.

You need a therapist, not a message board.

Your friend is a real beta pussy.

There was initially a survey on the governor's COVID site for retired health care workers. Then I think that as things got worse, they went through the licensing register and started sending surveys to everybody inactive. They must be getting a pretty good response; I missed their call Thursday night, and haven't been able to get through (there's always a please hold message, but after 5 minutes, I generally give up.)

I love it when Bible-thumpers prove Darwin's theory.

Only if they claimed it on their last tax return. I don't know if that's actually true, but I did once work with a guy who was pissed when his wife's OB wouldn't induce labor on December 31 because he wanted the kid to arrive in time to be a deduction (her due date was the 30th).

It's younger than me.

Your friend is wanted by absolutely no one, and the only April fool around here is your friend

Chickenshit.