GuyBeardmane

Tell your mom to fuck off. Like, 100% she can fuck off with that. "wHy DiDn'T yOu Do SoMeThInG eLsE?" Fuck that shit. She wasn't there, you were. She doesn't live your life, you do. Can't go back in time to try things her way, and if she's so insistent on it she can get herself a job there and get sexually harassed by someone who's supposed to be in charge of who can enter the facility.

Waffle House knows what it is.

100% report to HR. Without hesitation. If security is making you feel less secure at work, that's a lawsuit and a half for them.

Was it under the truck?

No bothers.

He's lunarnoodle, man.

You're opening Pandora's shoebox. Size 16.

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That hypothetical list is astonishing.