SwimModSponges Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Lawrence Fishburne's ancestors mush have been terrible at their job. Spoiler because they were black Edited April 12, 2019 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 my last name means fruitful. we must have been pumping out the kids back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Stop fishing for our last names 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 I know the names of like half the people here. I probably couldn't match most to their usernames, but I know them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 my ancestors were vampires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 my last name means difficult or heavy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Mine is a place in england. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My ancestors were gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Mine must have been pot dealers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My family name derives from a Hebrew word that roughly translates to "stupid motherfuckers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My ancestors come from a no-longer-existant place on an English River. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Thank you for the Juco history lesseon.....My name has deep Germanic roots.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 my surname is occupational. i am a watchman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I have no ancestors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Mine means rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My last name wasn't a name, it was a title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 The Smiths are a band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Lawrence Fishburne's ancestors mush have been terrible at their job. Reveal hidden contents because they were black I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I had a paternal ancestor that apparently lived on a hill, so probably an unemployed Hobbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My last name derives from Constantine. Praise be to Byzantium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I don't know what a Skiles would do. I'm a Skiles, and I don't even know what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 One language has mine as being "Specter" or "Phantom". I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I feel like I'm being gaslighted, because no one has pointed out that Sponges said "mush" instead of "must." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I didn't notice. My situational awareness is shot today. I also have no idea where he's going with that pun if it's supposed to be one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Typo, no greater conspiracy here. This time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 And here I thought "Smiths" was a bunch of musicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: And here I thought "Smiths" was a bunch of musicians. I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE. I BEAT THE OLD MAN AT BEING OLD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE. I BEAT THE OLD MAN AT BEING OLD That's what you think. I read it & forgot - super old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: That's what you think. I read it & forgot - super old! oh yeah well i already watched my daily rerun of Matlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: oh yeah well i already watched my daily rerun of Matlock ssshhhhh, you! You're interrupting The Weather Channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 My last names means: the naked or "bare". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Mine means Meat. Makes sense because I'm packin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Typo, no greater conspiracy here. This time. I mean the entire joke in the op. Were they bad at their job because they burnt the fish they were cooking.. I don't get it./ Edited April 13, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 If Taylors tailored and Smiths smithed what did the Blumkins do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 My family name was changed or poorly interpreted/transcribed upon immigration, so now it doesn't really have any meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 10 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I mean the entire joke in the op. Were they bad at their job because they burnt the fish they were cooking.. I don't get it./ Imagine burning so much fish they name you after it. Like if your progeny got the last name "Doesn'tgetjokes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I mean I figured it had something to do with burning fish but what does that have to do with being black? Trying to say they were slave cooks or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I mean I figured it had something to do with burning fish but what does that have to do with being black? Trying to say they were slave cooks or something? That was an additional punchline thrown in for a shock chuckle. That's why I hid it behind a spoiler. To dissect the joke- I wanted to make fun of the opinions of racists by presenting an absurdization of a racist opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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K_N Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Mine means "Salmon" if you go back a bit and "Sea owner" if you go back far enough. I'm guessing we owned a lot of coastline at some point and then eventually just became fishermen or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I think mine just means a person from Denmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 18 hours ago, Poof said: If Taylors tailored and Smiths smithed what did the Blumkins do? Unspeakable things to gourds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 The Tuckers used to tuck long objects up their buttcheeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 The Cumming’s are self-explanatory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 fuchs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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