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Mix

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Mix last won the day on January 2 2020

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  1. Happy Birthday. I got you a brand new TV. On an unrelated note, I broke your old TV, ok, Happy Birthday....
  2. I've actually completely forgotten what it was about. Is it worth watching or should I just read the plot and call it a day?
  3. First time for me, boss. Now if we're talkin' big birds, this wasn't the first. Ran into an aggressive goose once and saw my life flash before my eyes (most of it was spent in front of a screen displaying cartoons or porn....and sometimes, cartoon porn)
  4. Wait, I'm supposed to keep it?
  5. It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to. Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died." - "Yo, I heard Mix died." - "Overdose?" - "Circular Saw." Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything. Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me. I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."
  6. They can't wave back. You're making them look like an ass. Just nod! It's a smoother and more practical greeting. You nod, I nod, we go on with our day. I can't nod after you've waved. It's less of a greeting and more of a dismissal. Fuckin' hell...
  7. You black out and make it back home? Shit, I don't see a problem here.
  8. Tons of popular things are hella corny. I mean, Taylor Swift just shut town ticker master.
  9. Successful crops make me think of vineyards
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