NNN Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 still no sleep, and i must make dinner for everyone. my eyes burn like the dickens, but now i want to read that other political thread in this subforum. i wonder if i can get away with that without stepping on their toes hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 6 hours ago, NNN said: i forgot my password so had to make an alt...and couldnt sleep last night...wah. do you need a password reset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 can you still do that now? i think i heard you retired : ( i should do it as a backup...i always seem to come here when i can't sleep. whats up with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I hit a piece of wood that was once part of a tree when I was mowing, and it bent the blade and when I came back to check the mower there was a spot of oil on the garage where I put it. So that's...probably not good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 I'm considering getting tested for covid since it's finally free for walk-ins 3 days a week bc I feel like it's impossible I don't have it right now unless I already had it awhile ago, but also I don't want that thing in my nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 That's an easy fix just do a little blow first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 woke up screaming today i hate everything 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 apparently i've been carrying around a sign that says "MR. FIX IT FOR FREE" because these last few days have been some bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 i'm just fucking tired 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Asked the wife how many more episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians are left before she finishes the series. 97. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 DRIVE THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT ON THIS FUCKING ROAD AND DON'T PASS ANYBODY. That's all you have to do to not end up in a ditch or push someone in a ditch. And unlike winter, those fucking weeds are thriving. A hit and run driver fucks you up without there being witnesses around and you become immobile, no one's gonna find your ass for weeks. As we drove past the emergency vehicles, you can see right into the ditch, and there's no sign of a car except a barely perceivable rectangular shadow. There's no glint of light on anything. The only clues are the horrified faces of the people who pushed that car in as they stare down at that spot and the cops staring down at that spot too while trying to figure out how to fish out whoever's inside that car to the approaching ambulance. And fuck this heat! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Asked the wife how many more episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians are left before she finishes the series. 97. Have you suggested she watch One Piece instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 She wouldn't go for it guaranteed. As soon as she's done with the Kardashians its back to Real Housewives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Maybe Detective Conan? I feel for ya, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 If I see one more maskless Jabba the Hutt in yoga pants, I'm gonna throw a chair. 'Yoga pants' imply you might actually try to exercise. Exercise implies a thought about your health. You haven't exercised since this morning when you broke a sweat while fighting yourself into those poor pants. And not wearing a mask because you couldn't find one that matches your outfit is bullshit - pretty sure you could find a mask that also looks like strained underpants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Yesterday I was bit by some sort of bug. Didn't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 really excited to get a few more inches of rain from this tropical storm heading this way. we needed a few more inches of rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Ugh, early voting tomorrow. Hopefully there aren't any crowds if I get there when they first open in the morning. I would have considered absentee voting if I didn't have that bitch ass motherfucker Kemp as a governor. Fucking Georgia. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Bright hot humid heat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 I feel pretty sick. I probably got it from traveling and now I'm gonna die yay 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 im sick and tired of this shit. as soon as i think its over, its not. its been over 2 years. leave us the fuck alone you fucking pieces of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 also fuck you too you fat unapologetic holier than thou fat head. die of a heart attack already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I don’t need to learn how to fleece customers at an auto dealership in order to know how to do my programming work. Does a pimp need a two hour PowerPoint presentation on how to give head before they can be qualified to do what they do? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Chapinator-800 said: I don’t need to learn how to fleece customers at an auto dealership in order to know how to do my programming work. Does a pimp need a two hour PowerPoint presentation on how to give head before they can be qualified to do what they do? Learn as much as possible about everything whenever you can. The best ones see the relations between different seemingly unrelated fields, find commonalities, and apply that knowledge to make them better at what they do. Think of sales as human programming / influence. It's one of the most universal skills. Plus if you make a post in this thread later complaining about the post-college job search, I'm going to remind you that a job search is just a sale where you're the product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Poof said: Learn as much as possible about everything whenever you can. The best ones see the relations between different seemingly unrelated fields, find commonalities, and apply that knowledge to make them better at what they do. Think of sales as human programming / influence. It's one of the most universal skills. Plus if you make a post in this thread later complaining about the post-college job search, I'm going to remind you that a job search is just a sale where you're the product. I’m done with college and I already know the hustle of a job hunt. I just place a higher priority in trying to create offers for over 50 dealerships and I can’t get shit done if everyone keeps pulling me aside for someone to relive their past glories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 19 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said: I’m done with college and I already know the hustle of a job hunt. I just place a higher priority in trying to create offers for over 50 dealerships and I can’t get shit done if everyone keeps pulling me aside for someone to relive their past glories. What are you doing? Who's doing what now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 29 minutes ago, Poof said: What are you doing? Who's doing what now? Creating offers on a software tool for dealerships. One of my responsibilities is handling offers for a chain in the southwest, but along the way, I keep getting pulled aside for mandatory meetings that don’t involve my main responsibilities. One of which is for a new tool that would be cool to learn about if the presenter in charge didn’t keep hijacking it to take several hours talking about the times he used to work at a dealership. He did the same thing when he taught us about the tool last year in its prototype state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 We stopped doing the overtime plan, so I went back to 8 hours today, and yet I'm still tired. I don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said: Creating offers on a software tool for dealerships. One of my responsibilities is handling offers for a chain in the southwest, but along the way, I keep getting pulled aside for mandatory meetings that don’t involve my main responsibilities. One of which is for a new tool that would be cool to learn about if the presenter in charge didn’t keep hijacking it to take several hours talking about the times he used to work at a dealership. He did the same thing when he taught us about the tool last year in its prototype state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) We gotta get tested for covid now that asshats decided it was a good time to score a free tv and let off some steam.. You assholes better hope the covid rod they shove up my nose doesn't actually hit my mean switch. Edited June 10, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 That hawk better take that dead bunny it killed with it because I don't feel like having to pick it up with a stick and then chunking it in the trees where hopefully a cat will take care of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 🤪 I totally killed my budget by stress-buying anime. Now I gotta release a book next week or be broke. I have a book almost ready, but goddamn that little cushion could have let me be lazy for a while. Not being able to move out of this state before the pandemic hit is fucking with me, especially since there are constatnt reminders of why I'm trying to flee from here. My ass needs to be saving for a new laptop too. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Go over to Anime and tell us what you bought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 20 hours ago, DragonSinger said: 🤪 I totally killed my budget by stress-buying anime. Now I gotta release a book next week or be broke. I have a book almost ready, but goddamn that little cushion could have let me be lazy for a while. Not being able to move out of this state before the pandemic hit is fucking with me, especially since there are constatnt reminders of why I'm trying to flee from here. My ass needs to be saving for a new laptop too. I can esp relate to that part 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Why do people do this, and then seed it to everyone's dms.....just stop. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 *Watches Perry Mason reboot trailer. Sighs* You know, I'd be excited for an old school PI show, but now I'm annoyed because that is no Perry Mason. Going in a totally different direction works for a show like Battlestar Galactica that was a corn fest, but the original Perry Mason had some damn good writing. While this new show does have a good cast, it still has a generic gritty remake feel to it. Another thing. Why does every reboot have to be dark? I mean actually dark. I'm tired of always having to squint at shit or adjust the colors on my tv. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 I go outside for lunch so I can take my mask off for a bit. It doesn't seem to matter where I hide, a smoker always seems to find me and lights up right next to me. I quit smoking a few months ago so it's incredibly irritating. I've moved probably four times in 45 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Maaaannnn, that's why I hate sharing food. Not only do y'all expect a main dish, now y'all want sides too? Me cooking myself a side is beside the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I hate Georgia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 fuckin beer distributors. i'm holding tap lines open for your dumb asses, and you can't get a truck over here? we were supposed to get our order last tuesday, a full week ago. promised delivery again thursday. then friday. then no later than today. and again today, no delivery. people are gonna be disappointed that we stopped carrying those breweries you deliver. hopefully those breweries drop you as their distributor, so we can get their beers again in the future. because i'm not spending another dime with your dumb asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Tried to go to bed early because I've gone to bed way to late every night this week. Nearly dozed off when my phone starting buzzing - why my friend called me at 11:30 we'll never know because I silenced it, but it has since been an hour and a half and I'm still awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 I hate a self absorbed bitch. I just don't want to be bothered and of course here comes the text "Oh, you must be with that other bitch".....There is no other bitch....But just to be extra dickish, I respond "Yeah, her name is Corona....Please just let me go to sleep".......That should be the end of it, right.....But no. The phone rings, and I just ignore it. Then I get an all caps text. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!!!! MY KIDS HAVE BEEN TO DAY CARE AND I'VE BEEN TO WORK AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. Thanks for asking how I'm doing. I'm not even going to bother holding her hand through the joke....I hope this bitch gets up and go gets tested in the morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just spent 10k on a fence for the dog. She has been shitting in the house now. Thats all I got. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 And as he looked around the wrestling sites and Twitter he asked himself "Is this it for Jim Cornette?" for like the 100th fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Why do all charging cables suck ass If you're on the go these things never last Use it for a few months maybe and then they barely work no matter how "tough" they are Fucking stupid 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Oh so helpful guilt-ridden white folks in positions of power in creative industries: I feel so bad about racism that I've decided to create this weeklong opportunity for a job that pays the lowest rates we've ever given. And we've sent this message to every black person's email we scrounged off the internet without bothering to see if they even work in this field. I'm not even a professional artist and this shit is pissing me off. Like they really think black folks are some bargain basement special just drooling to grab one of these shitty handouts. It's funny watching these people get their asses handed to them online for having the audacity to pull this crap(do not ever CC a large group of black people if you're gonna be disrespectful), but these are stressful times and no one needs false hope of good paying jobs in their inbox right now. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Oh so helpful guilt-ridden white folks in positions of power in creative industries: I feel so bad about racism that I've decided to create this weeklong opportunity for a job that pays the lowest rates we've ever given. And we've sent this message to every black person's email we scrounged off the internet without bothering to see if they even work in this field. I'm not even a professional artist and this shit is pissing me off. Like they really think black folks are some bargain basement special just drooling to grab one of these shitty handouts. It's funny watching these people get their asses handed to them online for having the audacity to pull this crap(do not ever CC a large group of black people if you're gonna be disrespectful), but these are stressful times and no one needs false hope of good paying jobs in their inbox right now. How dare you not see how hard they are trying. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
💜 mahala_la_la Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 It's been over a week, you can stop hurting opposite-foot-I-didn't-drop-a-piece-of-wood-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 aaaaand now i have to find time for a hernia surgery. so that's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 WOOKIEES CAN LIVE WHEREVER THEY WANT 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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