The_annoying_one

Pasta with chicken and veggies.

I didn’t even notice it until just now.

Goes to the gym and leaves one mozzarella stick on every piece of equipment.

My laptop background is exactly the same as it was when I bought it about 2 years ago. I would post a pic, but it’s in another room and I’m lazy.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Buys movie tickets just to see the coming attractions, then leaves.

When something you’ve desperately been waiting for is supposed to arrive in 3 to 5 business days, but there’s a weekend right in the middle of those business days, making the wait more like a whole week.

Couple of ham sandwiches.