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There’s something about having to delete half the content on my PS5, even with a USB Extended Storage Device installed, just to play one game, that really pisses me off.

It somehow didn’t last too long here tonight. I think it was done by 11:00. But most of the assholes in my neighborhood tend to turn “patriotic” holidays into a week-long excuse to get drunk and blow shit up. Okay, I’m done ranting now. Why is it still so hot here?

I ate cheeseburgers and watched one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, all with a massive headache.

Grilled cheeseburgers again.

Since it is Independence Day and all…

I can’t really take credit for this one. I found it online and had to read it twice before I got it.

What happened when 69 fought 70? 70 won. …………

Is currently writing a song where the only “instrument” is the sound of keys jingling.

Calls his local news station every time he gets stuck at a red light.

Chili dogs with onions.

The website tells me I need to call for this particular service. The automated voice on the phone tells me I need to go online. Exactly what kind of Twilight Zone bullshit is this?

Once tried to use Q-Tips as chopsticks.