Satou Kazuma Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 snu snu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: snu snu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Jumping off the Grand canyon skywalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Not sure I have a preference. I guess as long as it's not like drowning to death or something. To me, that seems like the worst way to go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 To cause a political argument between zombies during the zombie apocalypse why the hell that I'm just curious what would happen but if zombies care about politics that kinda sucks now if I was dead and zombie and I still have to deal with that bulshit I would be like shoot me now please me and I don't want my afterlife spent like my life was spent . Talking about politics or what all the fucking time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Nitrogen asphyxiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Nitrogen asphyxiation. that's fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 all you can eat at these 2 choices Red Lobster OutBack steakhouse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that's fucked up No it isn't. It's absolutely painless and arguably the best way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 There’s no one way that’s best except after having lived the best life you could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 9:09 PM, renjifan said: Not sure I have a preference. I guess as long as it's not like drowning to death or something. To me, that seems like the worst way to go out. How do you feel about self immolation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Choking on lobster during a threesome with two big tittied asians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Dismembered after shooting zombie Ghostrek in the face after an undead political debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Since dementia will most likely be my demise, probably a bottle of benzos with some fine wine, I.E. suicide. (No, not feeling suicidal now. Just saying I'd rather die peacefully than horribly, and I'm being realistic. If I had the choice, snu snu too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 In my sleep like my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 14 hours ago, helpme said: all you can eat at these 2 choices Red Lobster OutBack steakhouse Now u motherfuckers love red lobster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Lasty said: How do you feel about self immolation? That also sounds pretty awful. No drowning or burning to death for me, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 4:15 PM, Hachiman said: . I don’t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 5 hours ago, fuggstop said: Now u motherfuckers love red lobster? I've always loved them but mines only during shrimp fest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeNirvash Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Natural causes at life expectancy. If that's not an option, then reenacting one of Jam-Orbital's pieces with the giant gags that could dislocate a regular person's jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 5:15 PM, Hachiman said: . I'll probably just pass out in front the radio and never wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 First of all, I'd take a trip to Japan. I'd tour the countryside and the city, then find the most sweet and cute looking Japanese high school girl. I would be ultra sweet to her to win her over, take her some place nice, and then afterwards I'd have her cut off my head, after which I want it mailed to the US to president Donald Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) Can't really think of one. Any answer I give would be unlikely to happen anyway. The process of dying is painful and emotionally distressing in almost all cases. Edited October 13, 2019 by Gyaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Nah man, inert gas asphyxia is totally painless and wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Nah man, inert gas asphyxia is totally painless and wonderful. Well, that's why I said "almost all." Aside from that, most deaths carry some degree of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Well there you go. Preferred method of death right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 12 hours ago, renjifan said: That also sounds pretty awful. No drowning or burning to death for me, please! Same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Anything quick and non-self inflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Carbon monoxide. It was great; I never knew what hit me. One minute, I'm watching Josh Bernstein and Zahi Hiwass discuss the pyramids, next minute, I'm in the hospital. No pain, nothing....next time, they can wait a few more days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) I want to die doing what I love. >.> Spoiler Balloons. Edited October 15, 2019 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 14 hours ago, nameraka said: "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty." Bukowski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 hours ago, NaBones said: Bukowski? Tyrion lanister. (Grr Martin) Good guess though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Slowly, but I'll never tell anyone which methods of torture I would like / not like bc I feel like then if anyone captures me, they'll choose the methods I don't like. It doesn't HAVE to be torture tho. I wouldn't mind it if there wasn't any pain, like bleeding out from a relatively painless cut. I just want it to be slow, I want to know it's happening, have time to think about it, and feel death take me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Poof said: Slowly, but I'll never tell anyone which methods of torture I would like / not like bc I feel like then if anyone captures me, they'll choose the methods I don't like. It doesn't HAVE to be torture tho. I wouldn't mind it if there wasn't any pain, like bleeding out from a relatively painless cut. I just want it to be slow, I want to know it's happening, have time to think about it, and feel death take me. i been watching a bunch of national geographic type of videos on youtube lately, i think the more painless deaths are lions or big cats getting your windpipe for a slow but painless looking death. worst ones are hyenas and wild dogs where they are like land piranas and just eat you alive. its fast but its the most painfully gruesome deaths ive seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Giant asteroid impact. I'm taking everyone with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 5:36 PM, NaBones said: Jumping off the Grand canyon skywalk They seriously better see the look in my eye and stop me before I even walk out on that sumbtch, otherwise I'm flying over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 5:16 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: snu snu. indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmDeath Machine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 I don't know. It's too hard to choose. You pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Smiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 1:18 PM, Top Gun said: Giant asteroid impact. I'm taking everyone with me. Maybe you’re part of the everyone someone else took with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 30 minutes ago, Lasty said: Maybe you’re part of the everyone someone else took with them? Potato po-tah-to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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