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Posted
On 10/4/2020 at 4:12 AM, Mix said:

:RoboTeeth:

 

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what? 

You can't prove this isn't me ¬¬

5'8'' 135lbs 

I mean it has to be you, who would pretend to be a manlet. I think I was 12 or 13 here lifting Hippie Doug into the celling. By the time I was 15 I was 6'2 320lbs as seen at the falls standing with my older brother. Kinda miss having hair though. 

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Posted
28 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

5'8'' 135lbs 

I mean it has to be you, who would pretend to be a manlet. I think I was 12 or 13 here lifting Hippie Doug into the celling. By the time I was 15 I was 6'2 320lbs as seen at the falls standing with my older brother. Kinda miss having hair though. 

 

 

 

alright alright....calm down, Sons of Anarchy 

you were a 320lb fifteen year old? 

wow, how much did you weigh with sleeves?

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Posted
4 hours ago, Mix said:

 

alright alright....calm down, Sons of Anarchy 

you were a 320lb fifteen year old? 

wow, how much did you weigh with sleeves?

320lbs was when I played football, ran an under 8min mile and lifted all the time. Now I don't do any of that shit and I'm more like 430lbs so those sleeves are heavy as fuck lol. Doctor says my metabolic rate is pretty much junk in an era that you don't have to hunt and gather for food, but would be great in survival situations. Doctor speak for tough luck fatty some people have to work for harder to just be a lower rung of morbidly obese.  

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Posted

The deer head pic is the stuff of nightmares. 

And since i'm no where near as fast or as wily as a deer, i'm gonna go ahead and apologize for any and all previous jokes at your expense. 

so....we good, deer dynasty?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

The deer head pic is the stuff of nightmares. 

And since i'm no where near as fast or as wily as a deer, i'm gonna go ahead and apologize for any and all previous jokes at your expense. 

so....we good, deer dynasty?

//> I can smell that deer , ugh blag uugh ./

Posted
1 hour ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> I can smell that deer , ugh blag uugh ./

I remember back when I got my first deer when I was 12. Ate the raw heart right out of it and drank a handful of blood. Also found a picture of the first squirrel I hunted myself. They said I hid by a tree and pounced on it like a cat. Since I watched all kinds of animal shows and read animal books when I was little I think I adopted ambush hunting from that. I remember how I used to go down to the creek and just sit in the water with only my nose up above water. Would sit there for hours until a duck would come by and I'd grab it then walk home with fresh Duck. Also have a not very well photographed picture taken of me recovering from when I got attacked by a Buck in rut and killed it with my bare hands. Had big cuts all over my chest from it kicking me and a shiner that split open. Things are crazy strong and aggressive in rut. Sure as hell wouldn't advice walking in the woods this time of year without a gun or knife. 
 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, DarksidexXx said:

me in my neighbor's apartment

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super kewl, bro.......now get out before they come back

 

alternate scenario: untie them and get out before they regain consciousness 

 

Main idea i'm trying to get across: GET OUT PROMPTLY

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

Shit, ya got me. 

I'm a little concerned that you have so many pics of dd. 

These pics are in this thread. What's concerning is that you're living two different lives in the social media age and no one has noticed. 

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Posted
50 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Motherfucker uses conditioner on his beard...

You've been wanting to get that off your chest for a while now. I can tell...

I was trying to take the second family angle, but we can make fun of his beard instead....that's fun too 

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Posted
1 hour ago, wacky1980 said:

But which one is Tyler Durden and which is the narrator? 

Tyler Durden wouldn't put conditioner in his beard...I know that much

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On 10/30/2020 at 7:34 PM, Mix said:

super kewl, bro.......now get out before they come back

 

alternate scenario: untie them and get out before they regain consciousness 

 

Main idea i'm trying to get across: GET OUT PROMPTLY

I'm alright. she's my drinking buddy.

Posted
6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Everyone needs to calm the fuck down in here. Its beard oil.

Why would beard oil make your beard look like a fake beard?

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Posted
21 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Usually people do that in the summer, not in the cold months. :P

I actually know a few people who peach-fuzz themselves in the winter because it's easier to wear winter beanies long-term without having to fight with short hair that rubs weird. 

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