nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 ideas? what do you do when you're short a few? the financials are gonna get tight for me this summer. things should even back out in september. i just don't want to have my car repossessed in the meantime.
nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 that seems... risky... also, i live over a thousand miles from the border.
nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Well, theres always the corner... dude. no one is paying for this. it's just not going to happen.
SwimModSponges Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 Get a potato, cut it into chunks, then bury them. You will get more potatoes, which you can then sell. 2
nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Get a potato, cut it into chunks, then bury them. You will get more potatoes, which you can then sell. genius!!!
Phillies Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 27 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Smuggle some cocaine into the country. You can hide bricks of coke and heroin in a pillow.
Vamped Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, nameraka said: dude. no one is paying for this. it's just not going to happen. go to a truck stop instead ... someone will pay
nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: go to a truck stop instead ... someone will pay no, seriously. no one is going to pay. no one.
nameraka Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 i was actually thinking of downloading a bunch of free ebooks from someplace like project gutenberg and then offering them for sale on my own website just to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for free stuff.
Codename: Jackass Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Panhandling is always a popular avenue. Just make a sign out of cardboard, make it say something really pathetic like "Lost HOUSE lost CAR now HOMELESS ANYTHING helps" in really closely bunched script (but spell it right, it won't be convincing otherwise) and sit yourself outside the local Walmart or McDonald's. Now, the hard part will be going without a shower for a few days. Also make sure to wear the same clothes. If anyone at your current job asks, just tell them that you're experimenting with a more carbon-neutral lifestyle, they'll buy it hook line and sinker and you may get a few people to join. Don't elaborate any more than you have to, this is key. Keep some mystique without making upper management think you're having a mental breakdown. You may also want to starve yourself for a few days to get the gaunt, malnourished look just right. There was this Christian Bale movie a few years back called The Machinist where he played a guy with insomnia who also wouldn't eat. Bale would limit himself to a can of tuna fish, an apple and copious amounts of black coffee for about a month until filming was complete. This is extremely effective. A month is probably too long, but a week or so is the sweet spot. Remain vigilant while panhandling. Real bums may resent you encroaching on their turf so be ready to throw down. Watch for people who may call the cops, especially look out for nosy, middle-aged white women, fearful children with big mouths or store employees. If they start scoping you out too hard, immediately relocate. If you see police, very carefully extricate yourself from the situation. Take up a running regimen and learn the areas where you plan to beg so that you don't get boxed in and also can outrun the pigs. Refuse offers of food or other non-monetary handouts. This is about earning cold hard cash money and those suckers who are trying to give you food aren't helping you earn that extra scratch. Be rude and angry, violent if need be, without resorting to physical attacks. That's a sure way to end up in the nuthouse on a 72-hour psych hold, and that's 72 hours that you won't be scraping up spare change off the pavement. If you play your cards right, you'll make five bucks a day. EZ MONEY BOOOOIIIIII. Edited May 4, 2018 by empty 2
CutieQuesadilla Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Sell your body. There’s bound to be somebody waiting to get a taste of a nameraka.
naraku360 Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 22 hours ago, nameraka said: what do you do when you're short a few? Cry. 1
Still Me Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 On 5/3/2018 at 9:07 AM, nameraka said: ideas? what do you do when you're short a few? the financials are gonna get tight for me this summer. things should even back out in september. i just don't want to have my car repossessed in the meantime. Sperm donator
Phillies Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Cau said: Sell a kidney on the black market. You need to be older then 18 to donate.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: You need to be older then 18 to donate. I don't think the black market has an age limit. 1 1
1pooh4u Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 I usually rob someone, but that's just me, it's not for everyone 3 1
Chapinator_X Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Resell thrift shop finds on eBay for triple the price. 2
nameraka Posted May 4, 2018 Author Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) 19 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: What do I do? I have three of these already. I just need to find one that doesn't pay shit wages. Edited May 4, 2018 by nameraka
wacky1980 Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 become a scrapper. put a thing on the facebook offering to haul away old appliances and other scrap metal objects. then find a regional scrapyard (not THE scrapyard, A scrapyard) and unload the shit for cash. 1
discolé monade Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 my little side gig gives me 'mad money'. i mean, it's not much, but i don't have to budget shit in that i want. 1
nameraka Posted May 4, 2018 Author Posted May 4, 2018 46 minutes ago, discolemonade said: my little side gig gives me 'mad money'. i mean, it's not much, but i don't have to budget shit in that i want. what is?
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Have a yard sale Sell just about eveything your willing to part with Look for odd jobs or try baby/pet sitting, mowing lawns etc. Try to net some cash doing online surveys without wasting too much time. Find a part time job if you have a lot of time on your hands.. Sell your body (I.e sex If your that kinda person) donate blood/plasma/marrow (might not pay depending where you're at not sure) donate sperm or eggs (if your ok of with that idea)
scoobdog Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Who said it best? 20 hours ago, discolemonade said: sell a kidney on the black market. or 6 hours ago, Cau said: Sell a kidney on the black market. 1
bnmjy Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) amazon mechanical turk always has work. It's shit pay, but desperate times call for desperate measures. If you're a fast typist, you can earn up to 20 an hour from audio transcription. I mean blazing fast though, like over 100wpm. Edited May 4, 2018 by bnmjy
discolé monade Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 4 hours ago, nameraka said: what is? crochet. i got some skills. so, ya know. make shit. 2
scoobdog Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: crochet. i got some skills. so, ya know. make shit. That's an understatement. 1
Mix Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 Not surprised that a lot of people here have prostitution as their back up plan 1
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On Thursday, May 03, 2018 at 10:07 AM, nameraka said: ideas? what do you do when you're short a few? the financials are gonna get tight for me this summer. things should even back out in september. i just don't want to have my car repossessed in the meantime. Take advantage of people who don't know how to use eBay. Example: On eBay, I purchased a pair of items for $12.50 and sold one from the pair in person for $15. That doesn't sound like a huge profit, but when such is done repeatedly, it adds up quickly. I still have one of the pair to sell. 1
discolé monade Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: That's an understatement. aww. so sweet. <3 1
scoobdog Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Take advantage of people who don't know how to use eBay. Example: On eBay, I purchased a pair of items for $12.50 and sold one from the pair in person for $15. That doesn't sound like a huge profit, but when such is done repeatedly, it adds up quickly. I still have one of the pair to sell. Also know as... Bum bartering.
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 Street musician stuff. Sell stuff. Ask parents. Take an extra shift and reap the kind of tips that make day to day living feasible until a paycheck.
scoobdog Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 You know, I always kind of wanted to be a street musician for a day. I could get practice in, get a little money, and get to hang out in the mall.
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Also know as... Bum bartering. Bob and Abe Schiff started the same way.
discolé monade Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Also know as... Bum bartering. i swear to gawd. just seeing the quotes of his amazingly dumbass commentary. ffs. 1
scoobdog Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Bob and Abe Schiff started the same way. Little late for you to catch up, old man.
nameraka Posted May 5, 2018 Author Posted May 5, 2018 53 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: throw everything on credit and hope for the best so, do what i normally do then.
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 41 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Little late for you to catch up, old man. I'm not trying to catch up with them. I'm just saying that whatever works for them can work for everyone.
scoobdog Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 You gotta be smart to make things work, and you are not smart.
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: You gotta be smart to make things work, and you are not smart. You don't have to "make" it do anything. It's already tried and true. Just do it.
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