wacky1980 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 if i have to listen to one more self-important mother go hysterical over this whole momo thing, i might just have to kill a bitch and perpetuate the challenge myth. for FUCK's sake people. get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/27/2019 at 10:42 AM, SorceressPol said: I still haven't gotten used to allergies. They started last year, and it's just so fucking annoying how much I sneeze when the pollen count is up. It would be nice if my genetics didn't give me more crappy things. Try local honey? It would contain the pollens that make you hate life in a delivery system that your body can adjust to. I do that with clover honey and haven't had issues in years. Ok, back to bitching topic. If medical tests are needed, why the hell do they need to be scheduled so far out and usually at a disadvantage? Seriously, I have things to do too but I can never just schedule something for when it's convenient for me. I have to screw with my schedule weeks in advance for something that will probably take an hour maximum and leave me fighting with the insurance company for months after. And then there will be the eventual results and likely further consultations / tests because I've been down this route before and you can only pull a trigger so many times in Russian Roulette before something 'pops' . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 bbq chicken pizza with no tomato sauce and barely any bbq sauce is quite possibly the blandest pizza I have ever eaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 4/21/2018 at 5:30 PM, Admin_Raptorpat said: ants Ants are awesome outdoors. OR in a contained environment indoors sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Godsdamnit, Dominos. I placed my food order over an hour and a half ago. The little tracker got all the way to quality check / readying for delivery. And then stalled. And stalled. And stalled. You finally decide to call me to let me know that you aren't delivering anymore tonight. You WAITED until my food was ready before deciding you weren't going to deliver. I know it's snowing out. I can almost see the falling snow over the drift in my damn window. It's been snowing all damn day. If you were going to pull drivers at any point, then you should have had NO DELIVERY listed on the site so I could have either attempted someone else or tried to walk someplace myself. Hell, the world's saddest Applebee's is only a couple of blocks from me and they are probably still open. Instead of food for the next couple of days, I've got a can of chicken noodle soup. Thanks for the foodless headache, asshats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 I need a March Comes in Like a Lion season 3 announcement so fucking badly, and no one will give it to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 What part of "no waking for 2 weeks" wouldn't mean no actual walking for 2 whole weeks? How would you not grasp that? I'm so fucking angry. My head hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Drop suit at cleaners, "I need to be at a wake Monday by 4:00" "ok we'll have it rushed for 4:00" Mom: "family is getting there at 3:00" "Hi, I know you put a rush for 4:00, but I need to be there at 3:00, is there any chance it'll be there before?" "Best we can do is 3:00, maybe ten after" "Hey Dad, I gotta be to the wake at 3:00, can you pick up my suit on your way, and we'll concoct a stupid plan where I get changed at the funeral parlor?" "ok" Rush to funeral home, pull into empty parking lot at 3:01, sister pulls in two minutes later "where is everyone?" my mother and stepfather get there at 3:15, no one else here. Stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 On 2/15/2019 at 2:05 PM, wacky1980 said: this motherfucker threatened to tear down MY fence unless i moved it back 6", knowing it was gonna cost me an extra couple thousand to tear out an old footing in order to bury the posts on that new line. and now he has the fucking balls to screw "no parking" signs onto MY fence? ask me who's gonna be shopping for new "no parking" signs on monday. so someone fix me if i'm reading this situation incorrectly. i just finished leveling and preparing my lot for the rest of the construction, but haven't started the actual construction yet. so i have a nice, open lot that's all fenced off (see fence rant in quote). well, fenced off on 3 sides because the side facing the alley will be a building, so it's still open. now, this motherfucker has started pulling his truck and trailer onto MY lot because it's 20 feet closer to the back entrance of another building of his across the alley. can a motherfucker get towed from a private lot, if there's not a "NO PARKING" sign posted on said private lot? because i'm about to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: can a motherfucker get towed from a private lot, if there's not a "NO PARKING" sign posted on said private lot? because i'm about to find out. I would think private is private if it's on the property and not the street out front 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I'm going to open a restaurant called the Bitch Bar & Buffet. We won't serve food, but for the price of a buffet, you can come and bitch at all the workers since apparently that's all people want to do anyways. Everyone's a fucking a chef. Everyone is the god of cooking. More people come to run their mouths rather than stuff it with food, so who gives a shit. I'll probably make bank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 You're not good at giving advice. I mean, for specific things that you have experience with, you're great. But you have no empathy. You're a cold, heartless bitch. I get that you've had to be that way to survive, and you've had your fair share of struggles, but you have no ability to understand the struggles of others. You should shut the fuck up and not try to help because you just make things worse. Please. I know enough to not care about your shitty, self absorbed advice, but you're fucking with the heads of other people. Just look at your own alcoholic son that you fucked up by constantly putting him down. Please stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) I hate accidental double posts Edited March 26, 2019 by KimopoBotar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 I don't wanna adult today. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 It's too early for me to be throwing hands with weeaboos because they can't handle that I nitpicked something and want to treat it like I'm on some puritanical crusade against fun. And then there's this douchebag that's like " hurhur , you're creepy because you showed a timestamp of the scene you're complaining about". I showed the time stamp because I'm trying to prove a point, asshole! That's how arguments work: You present an idea to counter another idea with EVIDENCE! It's like the fuckhole waste-of-life trolls on here that are like, "you sure are passionate about proving me wrong, are you gay for me?" There is not enough coffee or water in my system to not want to wish I could punch someone through the computer. Like an email, except when the recipient opens it, they get punched really fucking hard. Also, I hate how clicking on someone's profile means that they get to track that you visited their profile. I just opened your profile because I'm too lazy to open a new tab through the top + tag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I want my cat to stop eating my fucking plants while I’m asleep. Little asshole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 mini cake....you could bake anytime now *20 minutes later* DUDE!!!! YOU'RE A TINY CAKE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 got my first plumbing quote in just now. new install, a double restroom and kitchen...$17,250. all kinds of "fuck you guy" on this bid. good thing there's another one coming in next week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Yaaayy! I got to listen to people die last night. Why is it so fucking hard to understand that passing people on a fucking two lane, hilly, curvy highway late at night is a terrible fucking idea? From the sound of that loud ass crash, I didn't even have to look at the news to know at least one person died on impact. And then I heard sirens today too. Just for fuck's sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Oh....I never paid this thread much attention. So I can just come in here and bitch...That's cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Fucking hot water tank broke 6 hours ago so not happy Got a new tank but can't get it down the fucking stairs I hate sharp L stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I hate that i’m so stupid. I hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Had a dentist appt. Tues, which required public transportation to get to. So naturally, I have a sore throat now and will probably be full on flu tomorrow. And of course I have no food in the house, except some eggs. Some flour. Can you chicken-fry eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Dear armed robbers, keep yo asses off of busy interstates. Goddamn Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Dammit. That phone call lasted during the whole "Me So Horny" song. Just as well. I'm not in the greatest spot to blast it. I hate that this is an oldies hip hop station. *Cries* I'm old now. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, mthor said: i feel personally attacked. and...anyone else actually sing and dance in the grocery store? no... oh..yeah..me neither. >.> 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, mthor said: *Flashbacks to me singing along with multiple songs in the store last week* Yup, I have reached this point. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, mthor said: I hate when people get banned, because then everybody alts up, and I have neither the patience nor the energy to try to figure out or remember who is who all over again. BAN ALL THE ALTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 22 hours ago, mthor said: I hate when people get banned, because then everybody alts up, and I have neither the patience nor the energy to try to figure out or remember who is who all over again. lol, very true. it's easier if you don't try to differentiate between the various pieces of feces that always manage to float up around these parts. then they all seem equally uninteresting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 2:13 PM, The Beast Milk said: BAN ALL THE ALTS Just the usual peeps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 2:08 PM, mthor said: I hate when people get banned, because then everybody alts up, and I have neither the patience nor the energy to try to figure out or remember who is who all over again. Like you don't know who I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 hours ago, wacky1980 said: lol, very true. it's easier if you don't try to differentiate between the various pieces of feces that always manage to float up around these parts. then they all seem equally uninteresting. I resemble this remark. And yes. I am an alt. Because I got banned. Otherwise, I'd be here as myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'mma stay a fucking hermit. I can sell books just by posting on social media, but fuck dealing with writing convention drama and racist ass writing groups. Fuck all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'm still mad about that wonderful tapas place that closed a few years ago. Delicious sangria that we just guzzled down pitcher after pitcher, and those perfect fried potatoes. Argh! And all because it was part of a restaurant group run by a married couple who closed them all after their divorce settlement. Couples who run delicious food joints should be required to stay married forever. Why should we suffer too, dammit! Now I'm paranoid about my favorite bbq spot run by a married couple. One of them better not cheat or at least have the decency to make their break up as congenial as possible if it ever happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Damn you, Code Red. I knew it was a bad idea but I really wanted a pop. And now I have ulcer-burn from hell and burp blood mist. Why u do this, delicious sugar drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 No hulu i dont want to watch a documentary about camwhores. I just want to see some fucking nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 why cant i sleep normal? i was up for 26 hours. i thought i'd sleep for like 10 hours but i only slept 4 and woke up. why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Ugh... why did I have to forget to check the expiration date on the apple cider vinegar before adding it to my egg salad? >.< I feel like I'm gonna pop... and not in a fun way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Bought a flag, but it isn’t windy enough to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Shout out to all my co-workers that see me coming with my giant cart of food towards the one service elevator and rapidly close the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Allergies suck. I can't even walk around the neighborhood now without feeling like there's a bunch of crud in my throat, and it sucks that I have to look for more pills to take on top of all the other ones I currently need. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 6 hours ago, SorceressPol said: Allergies suck. I can't even walk around the neighborhood now without feeling like there's a bunch of crud in my throat, and it sucks that I have to look for more pills to take on top of all the other ones I currently need. I know this feeling all too well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 On 4/20/2019 at 10:25 AM, SorceressPol said: Allergies suck. I can't even walk around the neighborhood now without feeling like there's a bunch of crud in my throat, and it sucks that I have to look for more pills to take on top of all the other ones I currently need. Plants need to stop fucking all over our breathing air. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I am sick of old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I am sick of people always trying to interfere with my business. I think I'm just sick of people in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 It's fucking April. Why is it 90° out? I can do allergies. I can do heat. I can't do both at the same fucking time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerKing Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I just realized the other day that your handle is a Cowboy Bebop reference. Pretty sneaky sis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 so my 4yo has apparently taken a liking to blippi (sp?) on youtube. yeah, blippi. that blippi. how does a person who makes a viral shit video end up with a wildly popular youtube channel for kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: so my 4yo has apparently taken a liking to blippi (sp?) on youtube. yeah, blippi. that blippi. how does a person who makes a viral shit video end up with a wildly popular youtube channel for kids? I remember Harlam Shake poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I had to change the coil in my vape pen, and now it’s leaking sticky blue slushee juice everywhere. I don’t know how to make it stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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