rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[Jman]

Years working in the same place has made me incredibly numb to introductions from commissioners.  “Am I getting a raise?  No?  Fuck you.”  I don’t give two shits about your personal details, give me more money or don’t waste my time.

[[classic swim]]

Who do I have to fuck to get a four door vehicle in Bone County?

[The_annoying_one]

I really wish life would fuck off with trying to justify this depressed mood I’ve been in all week.

[-Kudasai-]

Here we go again, I come home from work and turn on the TV to watch Looney Tunes and what do I see? A short from the year 2003. Read the room most people don't like Looney Tunes post golden age and for God's sakes stop leading off the show with with cartoons from the late 90s and early 2000s it makes me want to turn off the TV.

[The_annoying_one]

Don’t start buffering on me now, stupid WiFi. I finally have a chance to relax and put this day to bed after I wind down some.

[[classic swim]]

If you walk up on a man putting groceries in his car and ask for his cart when it’s still full of paid belongings I’m just saying you’re bout to get your fucking shit rocked.

[katt_goddess]

I usually have either Friday or a precious Saturday off but this week I have Thursday off because my back-up has a doctors appointment tomorrow.

My system is already telling me 'only one more day left of this week!' when it's really two more working days left. 

[The_annoying_one]

A movie that’s only 85 minutes long really shouldn’t be this fucking slow-paced. I really don’t know what I expected from The Strangers: Chapter 1, though. At least it was a free download.

[Jman]

ANOTHER foot of snow?  Fuck off!

[The_annoying_one]

This is the absolute worst fucking day I’ve had in recent memory, and it’s just past noon…

[katt_goddess]

The demon of destruction couldn't shift the tv.

So she knocked down the mini manekineko shrine on the bookcase and I think she physically ate the tiny cover for the tea pot and the plastic piece that served as tea in the cup.  I only found the tiny egg. I'll probably find the missing pieces in the litterbox tomorrow - they will not be returning to the bookcase.

Then she went into the bedroom and knocked down a jar of very carefully made summer herbal mix which shattered glass everywhere into the carpet. 

After screaming like she was going to die of hunger, I saw her take her treat stick and 'bury' it under the FMA throw rug so she can hunt it later. 

And now she's sleeping in the window perch like she put in a 12 hour shift in the mines. 

[The_annoying_one]

I’ve been in my head a lot worse than usual lately and I absolutely hate it. I need a distraction, but I can’t even concentrate on anything right now.

[katt_goddess]

The shelves in the bedroom closet broke.  

If this had happened last week or even this Monday, I would have had a foot locker ordered and here already to organize the books and have everything pulled in order to put in a work order for the repair today. Instead, I have a massive mess in the living room and bedroom and two days to do enough of something to even consider putting in that work order. I had this week off and could have spent virtually every day whittling through and culling things in peace.

This is going to take a month to get through now because work. -.-; 

[The_annoying_one]

I have a bit of a double complaint tonight, if that’s allowed. I’ll keep them both as brief as I can.

1. I can’t really say when I reached the age where virtually every noise not produced by me, or something I’m actively enjoying doing,  manages to grind on my nerves to the point of near insanity, but I know I hate this about myself.

2. Did Burger King just forget to give me a straw for my drink tonight, or was this just another “annoy The_annoying_one” thing?

[SwimOdin]

I can't be around the general public anymore.  I have a public-facing job, but I can't fake being nice, I can't even muster patience.  I've become incredibly sardonic, like I can't control it.  Not sure how to fix this.

[katt_goddess]

27 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I can't be around the general public anymore.  I have a public-facing job, but I can't fake being nice, I can't even muster patience.  I've become incredibly sardonic, like I can't control it.  Not sure how to fix this.

<.< >.>

Socks with swear words on them...

I have to go back to work Monday and I can already feel the pile of crap on my desk from here. 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m so sick of trying (and obviously failing) to understand the absolute cesspool of the internet that is Reddit.

It’s the biggest left-wing, anti-Orange Man site I’ve ever been a part of.

But the one and only time I decide to add my opinion to one of these topics, and say something negative about The Don, I’m instantly downvoted into oblivion.

I know this is something stupid and immature to be complaining about. I’m just more confused than pissed off right now.

[rpgamer]

Fuckin hell. Work decides to change up some network policies or whatever and now seems like half of youtube is getting flagged as restricted content. Can't watch any of my usual shit on lunch breaks.

Worse, seems I can no longer connect if I'm using NextDNS, which I was using for blocking ads on Pandora. And I sure as hell ain't going back to listening to commercials after every song. Fuuuu

[[classic swim]]

How many fucking times is Marlon Wayans going to say he doesn’t care if Scary Movie 6 offends people?

[André Toulon]

Can't even formulate a statement 

[The_annoying_one]

You’re really going to stand there and swear you don’t have the money to pay back what you owe me, then post all over social media about all the places you’ve gone out to eat lately?

See, I’ve been trying to be nice about this, but you’re kind of forcing my fucking hand here…

[viperxmns]

To even have to think about doing taxes when you've been dealing with cancer should be illegal

[The_annoying_one]

Could the characters in this absolutely shitty movie be any more annoying?

[SwimOdin]

I can't believe people are pissed that Bam Adebyo beat Kobe's single game record.  We have to deify everything Kobe did?  He was in Taco Bell commercials, so no one else can!  Kobe would be pissed to know people are getting in the way of new records.  And here's the thing, I don't know shiiiiiit about the NBA so I have no idea if Bam got this cuz of a tanking team or whatever.  I don't care the context.  People want to worship anyone they can these days.

[The_annoying_one]

Headache all day, ruined my dinner, dozens of gunshots that sound closer than comfortable, shitty internet service, and multiple barking dogs.

Yeah, this Friday The 13th is beyond fucked.

[katt_goddess]

Took off my socks when I got home from work and a pile of skin fell out of them. 

I wasn't expecting the skin treatment to kick in today.

The kitten thought it was treats and is now angry that I somehow tricked her into vacuuming up foot jerky. 

[The_annoying_one]

Being woken up extra early by tornado warnings twice in the span of just a week is kind of absolute bullshit. My head hurts.

[[classic swim]]

Oh my god. The bitch tells me to be expected on the 23rd and to hear more by the end of the week.

How was I to know they would be starting orientation today? OOOH! I KNOW! If I got to interact with the actual fucking employers instead of a phone app representative since they’re too fucking lazy to go through the hiring process themselves. I’m so tired of this shit. And then they ignore my calls like they’re better than my time.

[The_annoying_one]

Waiting around an extra long time for food that tasted like complete ass is kind of unacceptable, but that was my night. Not like there’s anything I can do about it now. Just here to bitch and moan, like always.

[molarbear]

20 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Waiting around an extra long time for food that tasted like complete ass is kind of unacceptable, but that was my night. Not like there’s anything I can do about it now. Just here to bitch and moan, like always.

Oh my fuck!

 

I damn near turn super Saiyan when I get asked to pull forward, wait about eight mins, and then my food is cold.

I have no problem waiting, I get shit happens or takes time. If I'm pulled up waiting while cars are exiting the drive-thru behind me.. dafuq am I getting luke warm food? I've already waited eight mins, just recook my food.

[little_girl_lost]

fucking threatening jury duty letters

[The_annoying_one]

Yeah, just go ahead and slap the word “free” all over your website, then try to charge me at the very end. Dishonest bastards.

[The_annoying_one]

Why the fuck would you schedule me for an appointment this morning, then not even be there when I show up? I mean, I get that shit can happen at the last minute, and you just weren’t able to come to work.
 

But your unprofessional and disrespectful office was open for an hour before I had to be there. None of you useless pieces of shit thought to call me and reschedule?

[Chappi]

The Ram commercials that kept playing during the WBC have such small dick energy.

”NOTHING STOPS AMERICA. NOTHING STOPS RAM.”

The F-150 or Silverado narrators never had to act overly defensive about their trucks the same way this Ram guy is.

Like he’s fighting for his life to associate Rams with America, as if  he doesn’t truly believe it’s America’s truck. 

 

[[classic swim]]

It’s good to have a job again finally but I don’t know about this nerve pain.

Spend all day picking up heavy shit with no trouble but then I’m off work and it hurts my finger pressing an elevator button. Sort of where I’m at. 

[The_annoying_one]

I guess these assholes are really going to make me wait until the last possible minute to give me what I’m owed. Why should they care? They’re not the ones suffering right now.

[little_girl_lost]

me: the weather is finally nice, i can open up my windows

outside: children screaming and assholes revving up motorbikes for no reason

[[classic swim]]

A case of Sam turns into 9 beers (can’t even feel an inch of a buzz by) because my new supervisor already thinks I’m a fucking scumbag, and historically every time I gave a shit about cleaning myself up got trampled by their shitty and insufferable attitude.

I’ll still brush my teeth but by all means, finger pussy real good before you pick up the pen.

[The_annoying_one]

I will never understand why Amazon has to wrap their packages like they came straight from Fort Knox. It’s a fucking bean bag chair, not the secrets of the universe…

[Jman]

Making fun of Invincible’s lame ass animation is great…until someone tries to use it to sell AI animation.

 

No it’s not, your computer is still pumping out soulless garbage.

[katt_goddess]

I wanted a kitten, not a Garfield cling. 

STOP HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE F*****G BIRD CAGE, YOU F*****G TABBICO ORANGE SPLASHED SHIT GOBLIN!

If the parakeet was a cockatiel, you'd be missing toes by now and you'd deserve it.

[The_annoying_one]

Nothing like getting an 11 PM sugar craving, realizing the only sweet thing you have is cereal, pouring a huge bowl of it, only to find….absolutely no milk.

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

11 hours ago, Jman said:

Making fun of Invincible’s lame ass animation is great…until someone tries to use it to sell AI animation.

 

No it’s not, your computer is still pumping out soulless garbage.

AI needs to be BANNED and FORGOTTEN outright. We don't want or need it so why have it? And all the tech bros need to be locked up for ever unleashing this shit on the world.

[The_annoying_one]

The words “I’m on the way” are not supposed to mean an hour and a half or more, but I’m completely used to it by this point.

[The_annoying_one]

My bank app said I needed to change my password due to a potential data breach. I change it, and…it’s not recognizing it. I’m completely locked out of my app until I can call them tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure I can still use my card if I need to, but having no way to check my balance really sucks.

[molarbear]

Instructions unclear. Numerical order is not matching assignment dates 

[The_annoying_one]

My living room TV randomly decided to turn on some random kid videos on YouTube at full volume. I can’t find the remote and I can’t reach high enough on the wall to unplug it. Also, my bedroom is connected to the living room, separated only by a door that doesn’t shut all the way. 
 

I’ll try earplugs, but I seriously doubt I’ll be sleeping tonight.

Edited April 17 by The_annoying_one

[molarbear]

They literally provided a link to the link on their site that answers nothing. 

 

Who enrolls in a capstone that is not part of their major? Fucking psychos? 

Edited April 21 by molarbear

[💜 mahala_la_la]

Would someone shut these fucking dogs up!?!  Can't enjoy the nice weather and have the windows open because of these fuckers.

[katt_goddess]

On 4/21/2026 at 6:08 PM, 💜 mahala_la_la said:

Would someone shut these fucking dogs up!?!  Can't enjoy the nice weather and have the windows open because of these fuckers.

Fling peanut butter blobs into their yards. Or wait until the middle of the night when they are likely asleep including their humans and then blow the crap out of a dog whistle. A few nights of that and their humans will be looking into ways to shut them up.

I'm so tired lately. I hate humans. They keep getting dumber and everyone seems to think that retail spaces are actually just daycare/greycare centers with extra stuff to knock over.