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I worked at Area 51 docking alien spaceships back in 1922 at the wee age of 3 and a half.

I made 2000.00 an hour and spent it all on hookers and a plastic pink flamingo collection which I still have.

Now I'm a vampire full time and steal from the blood bank to live.

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7 minutes ago, Tied Up Turkey Dominator said:

I worked at Area 51 docking alien spaceships back in 1922 at the wee age of 3 and a half.

I made 2000.00 an hour and spent it all on hookers and a plastic pink flamingo collection which I still have.

Now I'm a vampire full time and steal from the blood bank to live.

hey viper, whatcha been up to these days

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Biting fingernails off of meth heads who have no teeth or clippers.

It's an organization called Naw4Nails and we're a 501(c) organization.

You can join, just send your girlfriends panties for me to sniff and you're in.

Do not put on panties yourself then send them.  I know your smell.

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2 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

I mean I was still living at home so it was basically all spending money for whatever I wanted. If only I had friends I could have had a lot of fun.

i mean it was the same for me. i made something stupid like $50 a week because i only worked like 10ish hours or so. i distinctly remember cashing a paycheck for a coworker who had a $430 check and i was like HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY

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1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

i mean it was the same for me. i made something stupid like $50 a week because i only worked like 10ish hours or so. i distinctly remember cashing a paycheck for a coworker who had a $430 check and i was like HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY

>$430

>"So much money"

To be young again...

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i worked in shit jobs when i was 17 so i wouldn't have to at 27. i think if i hopped a time machine and showed 17 year old me, who was also making like $50 a week, my current paycheck he'd probably faint.

I mean I only worked the one shit job for one month and didn't get stuck in shit jobs after college <_< (Not shit in terms of pay, anyway.)

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3 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

I mean I only worked the one shit job for one month and didn't get stuck in shit jobs after college <_< (Not shit in terms of pay, anyway.)

from what i remember my retail pay was in order from my first job until my first real job

7.25, 7.25, I don't remember what I made at Penney's maybe 7.50, college 8.25, summer work at Penney's again I think 8.00, college again 8.50, summer again at Macy's was 7.50, college 8.50. not posting my first real job's salary

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2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

from what i remember my retail pay was in order from my first job until my first real job

7.25, 7.25, I don't remember what I made at Penney's maybe 7.50, college 8.25, summer work at Penney's again I think 8.00, college again 8.50, summer again at Macy's was 7.50, college 8.50. not posting my first real job's salary

I went from $7.25, to not working at all during college, to $220/week at a summer camp job, to $13.37 (plus mileage reimbursement. With raise to $13.73), to $15.60 (with raises to $15.99 and then $16.40 plus shift differential), and finally to what I make now which I honestly don't even remember tbh.

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6 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

I went from $7.25, to not working at all during college, to $220/week at a summer camp job, to $13.37 (plus mileage reimbursement. With raise to $13.73), to $15.60 (with raises to $15.99 and then $16.40 plus shift differential), and finally to what I make now which I honestly don't even remember tbh.

thinking about it, i only make $200 more biweekly after taxes, retirement, and benefits than i did when i started my first real job. but then again when i started my first real job i wasn't taking out for any benefits or retirement. so i'm making more money but i'm not ever seeing it. i've gone from money hungry to looking at all aspects since i turned down a 20k pay bump to go to a different company, which really only turned into a 9k pay bump after factoring in everything, because i didn't like the schedule or benefits.

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When I was 14 my friend's dad paid me $100 a week to help him out during the summer at his farm

Seems like a lot of money but they had 20-30 horses which equals out to shoveling lots and lots of shit

The only thing I remember doing besides shoveling shit and feeding animals is burying a horse that got struck by lightning

My first tax paying job I worked fast food when I was 15 and made a whopping 5.15 a hour

 

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Depending on how loose you want to get with your definition of job, when We were very little Our grandmother would pay Us to clear sticks out of her driveway at a rate of 5¢ per twig.

We had a paid internship in college with a $12.00/hr wage that didn't pan out when We graduated, so We got a gig delivering for Pizza Hut at $7.00/hr plus tips. 

 

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my dad knew the state commissioner of agriculture who got me a job working at a NC state agricultural research facility. (as like a field hand/ assistant. it was actually pretty interesting. they were running all sorts of weird experiments like splicing fish genes into tomatoes to try and make rot resistant tomatoes. 

there was one corn field that you couldn't enter without a radiation suit because they'd irradiated the soil. every so often they'd have to cull the deer population in the vicinity, because they would wander onto the field and eat the irradiated corn. 

never did find out why the hell they were doing that. 

it paid like 8.50 an hour in 1994 money.

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Pet store, not like a big chain or a puppy mill but one of those mom and pop places. Obviously they went out of business but it was fun, and acquired a lot of animals over that period of time, which my mom hated.

Mangrove monitor and hog nose snake were some of the cooler ones.

$5.25 I think was the wage? Not sure, but I was 13.

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