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I'm told that I am a very...eccentric person for many reasons. But I usually get weird looks when people see me talking to my pet Betta fish. I don't just verbally speak to them, I also developed some rudimentary sign language. I do a motion and if they understand they will do the correlating motion(s) back to me. Its very simplistic communication and it takes months or even years to get down, provided the fish in question is even smart enough to understand to begin with. 

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Just now, TrigunBebop said:

I often meow at people I know instead of saying hi. :|

And sometimes when I'm irritated I make disgruntled duck noises. :|

Ha when i was a 17 i used to hiss at people like a cat lol wtf i forgot about that

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55 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

If I accidentally bump into or kick something, I go "OW!" even if it didn't hurt at all. :|

I like to pet LBs face when he ignores me

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Apparently i made my exgf feel ignored when she was ignoring me and I'm a horrible piece of shit. Is that weird?

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18 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

If I accidentally bump into or kick something, I go "OW!" even if it didn't hurt at all. :|

I do that too. Also when I'm just dropping something. 

If I'm dating someone, I'll take their hand and sort of bite/scrape their finger tips (... like the ridges of their finger print) across the edges of my teeth. It makes a strange muted sound and is kind of relaxing to me.

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Mostly anything related to my OCD, in particular having to check doors I know are locked upwards of 30 times before I can be mentally satisfied that it is actually locked.

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2 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

Poop with no clothes on. I take t-rex poops and i like to feel like a t-rex on the shitter. I wish i was one.

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I will often reheat my coffee or tea for 42 seconds

 

this number seems correct

 

oh at home I totally poop with no clothes on, if I'm wearing my shirt at all it's because it's too damn cold

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6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I apologize to inanimate objects that I bump into 

nothing can be set to odd numbers I’ll change the volume, heat, AC anything. xD

I apologize to bugs when I kill them, I feel bad because I know they're just doing their thing but when they violate the sanctity that is my house I apologize before I kill them.  Spiders though....they can go fuck themselves

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On 4/11/2018 at 11:51 PM, TrigunBebop said:

If I accidentally bump into or kick something, I go "OW!" even if it didn't hurt at all. :|

I do that. It's a long explanation.

 

I talk to myself while working on any kind of wiring. I have to.

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I write down ideas for videogames even tho i dont know how to make videogames. Then ill be like this is stupid and purge the collection. And eventually I will begin again.

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15 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'm pretty sure that's normal.  I legit use to have conversations with my doggo on the reg

Ahaha, well good >_>

When I take care of animals I just talk to them like any ol' person.

They are the best listeners. xD 

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11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

In this context, does that mean "out of print"?

If it had a meaning it wouldn't really be weird

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I ritualistically disassemble, clean and reassemble my George Foreman grill uttering:

This is my grilll. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My grill is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my grill is useless. Without my grill, I am useless. I must fire my grill true. I must grill better than Gordon Ramsey who is trying to yell at me. I must grill him before he grills me.

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