SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 This isn't a gotcha question; he's not a cop, or a serial killer, nor does he have any STDs. Just some random guy with a wad of cash and a desire to bust in your mouth. Would you blow him for a grand? Of course you would. But would you blow him for $500? How about $250? $20 and a coupon for a free combo meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 a Klondike bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 It would depend on how broke I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I don't think I would ever blow a dude for various reasons. But the lowest I would give a handy to a dude is about $2500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 there isn't an amount you could give me. maybe like a couple billion or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Hey now, money talks but cash walks. Some guy pulls a thick wad of hundred dollar bills out of his pocket and starts counting, you'd say ok eventualy. Err'body has a price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Like back in March when I was gaunt broke I probably would've done it for $20 and hoped I'd run into him again soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 there isn't an amount you could give me. maybe like a couple billion or something Bullshit. $1,000 for like 10 minutes of work? No catch? You'd do it. You know in your heart you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Like back in March when I was gaunt broke I probably would've done it for $20 and hoped I'd run into him again soon This guy's a realist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bullshit. $1,000 for like 10 minutes of work? No catch? You'd do it. You know in your heart you would. Getting the load into your mouth is itself the catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 25 grand plus hookers and cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bullshit. $1,000 for like 10 minutes of work? No catch? You'd do it. You know in your heart you would. no, i'm pretty sure i wouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 10k a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 if he was cute...free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 there isn't an amount you could give me. maybe like a couple billion or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 if I needed money that bad I'd just blow the dude with a gun and take the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 :D for real though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 million for a handjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Getting the load into your mouth is itself the catch. Never said you had to swallow, you can spit it right out, brush your teeth, and be on your merry way. And you people with your ridiculously high dollar amounts, who do you think you are that your mouth is worth so damn much? Say he offers you a thousand dollars cash, but you say no. No skin off his back, the guy standing next to you will probably do it for half that. Guess who just missed out on a cool grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 if I needed money that bad I'd just blow the dude with a gun and take the money It's not about needing the money, it's about wanting the money. Think of everything you could do with that kind of cash. And you just have to blow a dude once. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 What's your minimum dollar amount for a bj sponges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 hummm.... :fap: IDK I need to think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 What's your minimum dollar amount for a bj sponges? But for real, I'd prolly suck a dick for like, $800. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 :D for real though unlike ur mom i won't suck a dick much less 37 (IN A ROW?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bullshit. $1,000 for like 10 minutes of work? No catch? You'd do it. You know in your heart you would. 10 minutes? This is a blowjob for cash, we're not making love. Honestly, I'd blow a guy for free if I liked him enough, but if we're putting a price on stooping to a new low... $100, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 i won't suck a dick That's what they all say right before they start a suckin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 10 minutes? This is a blowjob for cash, we're not making love. The dude is paying you a lot of money here, you're going to show him a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 If this was around 6 years ago when I was open to dating both sexes, I'd say around $3,000. Nowadays, it'd have to be over a million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 How much thought I put into this made me laugh....and I learned some things about myself ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Even all of the money in the world wouldn't persuade me to suck another guy's dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Never said you had to swallow, you can spit it right out, brush your teeth, and be on your merry way. And you people with your ridiculously high dollar amounts, who do you think you are that your mouth is worth so damn much? Say he offers you a thousand dollars cash, but you say no. No skin off his back, the guy standing next to you will probably do it for half that. Guess who just missed out on a cool grand? I didn't mention spitting or swallowing. Just having it in my mouth is bad enough, regardless if I get to spit it out or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Even all of the money in the world wouldn't persuade me to suck another guy's dick. Okay, toe then, whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Even all of the money in the world wouldn't persuade me to suck another guy's dick. that's basically the equivalent of you running the world....you're telling me that if you were one blowjob away from running the world you wouldn't do it...that, my friend, is the gayest shit i've ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 i got enough money where that question never enters my mind. but to answer your question, 10 mil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 7,000 clean/no cumming in my mouth 15,000 if cum in mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The dude is paying you a lot of money here, you're going to show him a good time. I dunno, man. I feel like if I'm at the point where I'm paying insane amounts for something I could theoretically get for cheap, if not free, I'm probably not look for foreplay. I'm just looking to jizz somewhere weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 7,000 clean/no cumming in my mouth 15,000 if cum in mouth this guy knows whats up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 this guy knows whats up I did something right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 that's basically the equivalent of you running the world....you're telling me that if you were one blowjob away from running the world you wouldn't do it...that, my friend, is the gayest shit i've ever heard Nah I gotta agree with the guy I don't think there's any amount of money that could persuade me to blow a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I did something right? and now a FLCL gif....you, sir, are on a role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Nah I gotta agree with the guy I don't think there's any amount of money that could persuade me to blow a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 and now a FLCL gif....you, sir, are on a role I think I may have finally learned how to forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Fifty bucks as long as he was disease free and not grotesque. If I have to take a risk on an STD then I'm upping my amount to $10,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I think I may have finally learned how to forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 No bj's without cultures and bloodwork first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 25 mil I absolutely loathe touching someone sexually if they're a complete stranger to the point that it grosses me out. The only way I'm gonna consent to something that makes me so uncomfortable is a shitload of money. If I'm homeless, there are a lot more options in my comfort zone like panhandling or robbing the dude from the example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I do ok without dicks in my mouth so for there to be dicks in my mouth, we'd have to be talking some astronomical amount that I not only could never see me acquiring on my own, but also needed immediately lest I die or my family be killed. I mean if you're comfortable with sucking a dick, I say why put a price on it but for me it's not even really fathomable even in 8 digit land. 9 digit land might get you some chocolate tunnel but even then we're talking like Johnny 6 fingers has my daughter captive and I need 100mil in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Id take a shot in the mouth for a mil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I do ok without dicks in my mouth so for there to be dicks in my mouth, we'd have to be talking some astronomical amount that I not only could never see me acquiring on my own, but also needed immediately lest I die or my family be killed. I mean if you're comfortable with sucking a dick, I say why put a price on it but for me it's not even really fathomable even in 8 digit land. 9 digit land might get you some chocolate tunnel but even then we're talking like Johnny 6 fingers has my daughter captive and I need 100mil in an hour. That's very macho of you to say, but I don't buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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