could you poop if you were afraid a ghost was watching you?

[Raptorpat]

-nt

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you?

[mthor]

2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you?

Yes. A body's got to do what a body's got to do.

[Top Gun]

Even if I thought ghosts were real, I highly doubt they'd be watching me shit.  Lord knows I'd go haunt a titty bar instead.

[molarbear]

Poor Baby Pat

[BlackNoir]

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.

[Sawdamizer]

11 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.

Bustin' makes me feel good

[BlackNoir]

11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Bustin' makes me feel good

Thanks patna'.....I was gonna go for it, but was like "that part isn't really necessary".....But I reeeeaaaally wanted to do it.

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, Radical Left said:

Thanks patna'.....I was gonna go for it, but was like "that part isn't really necessary".....But I reeeeaaaally wanted to do it.

 

[ghostrek]

5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you?

no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat

and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying  ghost watches people using the bathroom please

[Sawdamizer]

9 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat

and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying  ghost watches people using the bathroom please

You should watch your fucking mouth.

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

You should watch your fucking mouth.

who are you and why do I care you if you tell me to shut my fucking mouth

[Sawdamizer]

4 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

who are you and why do I care you if you tell me to shut my fucking mouth

Because I own your dumb ass.

Talk shit about cats again and see what happens.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

26 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

please stops saying  ghost watches people using the bathroom please

...you're a ghost?

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

...you're a ghost?

Hes a janitor... far worse

[RainyDayJizz#35]

7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Hes a janitor... far worse

Is he one of those guys that asks you to pick up your feet real quick when he's mopping?

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Is he one of those guys that asks you to pick up your feet real quick when he's mopping?

at the glory hole in Ohio.... yah.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

You can't pick your feet up at a glory hole.

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

You can't pick your feet up at a glory hole.

Depends what side your on... but I'm preaching to the choir

[RainyDayJizz#35]

4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Depends what side your on... but I'm preaching to the choir

You like to live dangerously, how do you blow someone balancing on your knees?

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

You like to live dangerously, how do you blow someone balancing on your knees?

Let's ask the class....

[Seight]

Maybe I want the ghost to watch, have you considered that?

[BlackNoir]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat

and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying  ghost watches people using the bathroom please

You.....Do realize this isn't about you.....Like everything else.

[Gyaos]

If the ghost wants to watch, who am I to judge?

[Distinct Lunatic]

I mentioned many times in the past here that I'm pretty sure my house is haunted.

As for me usin the toilet, I just go. If the ghost doesn't want to see it then he can just suck it up and pass on.

[resurrected]

3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat

and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying  ghost watches people using the bathroom please

This part is disturbing.

Like, that has to be announced.

Oh wait. You probably think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you?

[resurrected]

I'd rather a ghost watch me shit, while jackin' it to its fecal fetish, than shit in a public bathroom.

[Azalar Hex]

Frequently I encounter litter boxes in the bathrooms of other cat owners.  As I shit every ten minutes it is often I find myself in these rooms isolated with a strange cat awkwardly squatting in the sand, staring straight and and avoiding contact while it tenses up every few seconds.  By how quickly they tend to leap from the box and run without covering their mess I assume cats find it embarassing for us to watch them, thus we should feel shame when they watch us.

[Ric]

7 hours ago, ghostrek said:

and I  watch people when they go to the bathroom   ghost watches people using the bathroom

[Raptorpat]

11 hours ago, Top Gun said:

I highly doubt they'd be watching me shit. 

yeah but what if they were?

[new_disease]

They can watch all they want I can poop anywhere

as long as that anywhere is my home. I don't like public restrooms they're gross 

[Swimmod_Luna]

14 "yes" to 3 "no"

Pat's the alien confirmed

[PhilosipherStoned]

Yup done it before. It actually makes me less cautious I'm like...You want this shit ghost I'm gonna make this as uncomfortable for you as possible! I live alone so sometimes the creep factpr does hit me. Especially after a good ghost flic or creepy stories in the middle of the night. 

Edited August 15, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, Azalar Hex said:

Frequently I encounter litter boxes in the bathrooms of other cat owners.  As I shit every ten minutes it is often I find myself in these rooms isolated with a strange cat awkwardly squatting in the sand, staring straight and and avoiding contact while it tenses up every few seconds.  By how quickly they tend to leap from the box and run without covering their mess I assume cats find it embarassing for us to watch them, thus we should feel shame when they watch us.

You sir, are a fucking treasure we don't deserve

Stay gold Ponyboy

[HardcoreHunter]

It would scare the shit right out of you. 

[katt_goddess]

A piece of lettuce and I might decide to blow ass on the front lawn in front of a teddy bear parade if necessary. 

I grew up in a haunted house. Ghosts never seemed to hang out in the bathroom because it's a depressing place and there were better places to be. Like in the kitchen making coffee on the gas stove and walking up and down the stairs because of the weird sound it made. 

[resurrected]

Sounds like Pat is experiencing paranormal activity in his bathroom.

Happens to me every time I drink milk.

[1938 Packard]

There's a ghost haunting every square yard of every nation.

They don't care what we do.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Hes a janitor... far worse

Maybe he's a ghost janitor.

[lupin_bebop]

Yep. Because, then, they'd have to deal with my shit.

Edited August 16, 2020 by lupin_bebop

[Lasty]

Why would I be afraid of a ghost?

[SwimModSponges]

I could probably deal with the psychological and environmental effects of the various sources of anxieties which people perceive as ghosts long enough to poop...

So long as I have a squatty potty with me.

[Raptorpat]

21 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Why would I be afraid of a ghost?

That is irrelevant to the premise of the question.

[Naraku4656]

i mean it's really their problem not mine. also, if a ghost existed its probably watched one of us poop already

[katt_goddess]

8 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i mean it's really their problem not mine. also, if a ghost existed its probably watched one of us poop already

The only true way to feel alive again is to experience vicariously the horror that is the end result of Taco Bell. 

[Lasty]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

That is irrelevant to the premise of the question.

The premise is not entirely clear. If a ghost is watching me and I'm not afraid, how am I supposed to answer? You should have said "Would you be afraid to poop if a ghost were watching you?"

[Raptorpat]

The question isn't one of whether you're afraid of ghosts as a general proposition.

The question is whether you would be unable to poop (aka stage fright) if you were afraid a ghost were watching you.

[resurrected]

Ghost pirates. No. Pirate ghosts.

I think this thread needs some life-sized, blow-up, Antonio Banderas love doll in it. 

[AnimationFan14]

I actually would poop easier thinking a ghost would be watching me. 
 

no kink shaming pls

[Naraku4656]

also where the fuck is @Geegeepeepee for this thread

Edited August 16, 2020 by Raptorpat