Raptorpat Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 -nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you? Yes. A body's got to do what a body's got to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Even if I thought ghosts were real, I highly doubt they'd be watching me shit. Lord knows I'd go haunt a titty bar instead. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Poor Baby Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Radical Left said: I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Bustin' makes me feel good 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Bustin' makes me feel good Thanks patna'.....I was gonna go for it, but was like "that part isn't really necessary".....But I reeeeaaaally wanted to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Radical Left said: Thanks patna'.....I was gonna go for it, but was like "that part isn't really necessary".....But I reeeeaaaally wanted to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you? no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying ghost watches people using the bathroom please 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, ghostrek said: no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying ghost watches people using the bathroom please You should watch your fucking mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: You should watch your fucking mouth. who are you and why do I care you if you tell me to shut my fucking mouth 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, ghostrek said: who are you and why do I care you if you tell me to shut my fucking mouth Because I own your dumb ass. Talk shit about cats again and see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 26 minutes ago, ghostrek said: please stops saying ghost watches people using the bathroom please ...you're a ghost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: ...you're a ghost? Hes a janitor... far worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Hes a janitor... far worse Is he one of those guys that asks you to pick up your feet real quick when he's mopping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Is he one of those guys that asks you to pick up your feet real quick when he's mopping? at the glory hole in Ohio.... yah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 You can't pick your feet up at a glory hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You can't pick your feet up at a glory hole. Depends what side your on... but I'm preaching to the choir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Depends what side your on... but I'm preaching to the choir You like to live dangerously, how do you blow someone balancing on your knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You like to live dangerously, how do you blow someone balancing on your knees? Let's ask the class.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Maybe I want the ghost to watch, have you considered that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying ghost watches people using the bathroom please You.....Do realize this isn't about you.....Like everything else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 If the ghost wants to watch, who am I to judge? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I mentioned many times in the past here that I'm pretty sure my house is haunted. As for me usin the toilet, I just go. If the ghost doesn't want to see it then he can just suck it up and pass on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: no my cat likes to walk in on me and watch me weird piece of shit cat and I don't watch people when they go to the bathroom that's gross please stops saying ghost watches people using the bathroom please This part is disturbing. Like, that has to be announced. Oh wait. You probably think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I'd rather a ghost watch me shit, while jackin' it to its fecal fetish, than shit in a public bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Frequently I encounter litter boxes in the bathrooms of other cat owners. As I shit every ten minutes it is often I find myself in these rooms isolated with a strange cat awkwardly squatting in the sand, staring straight and and avoiding contact while it tenses up every few seconds. By how quickly they tend to leap from the box and run without covering their mess I assume cats find it embarassing for us to watch them, thus we should feel shame when they watch us. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 7 hours ago, ghostrek said: and I watch people when they go to the bathroom ghost watches people using the bathroom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 15, 2020 Author Share Posted August 15, 2020 11 hours ago, Top Gun said: I highly doubt they'd be watching me shit. yeah but what if they were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 They can watch all they want I can poop anywhere as long as that anywhere is my home. I don't like public restrooms they're gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 14 "yes" to 3 "no" Pat's the alien confirmed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 (edited) Yup done it before. It actually makes me less cautious I'm like...You want this shit ghost I'm gonna make this as uncomfortable for you as possible! I live alone so sometimes the creep factpr does hit me. Especially after a good ghost flic or creepy stories in the middle of the night. Edited August 15, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Azalar Hex said: Frequently I encounter litter boxes in the bathrooms of other cat owners. As I shit every ten minutes it is often I find myself in these rooms isolated with a strange cat awkwardly squatting in the sand, staring straight and and avoiding contact while it tenses up every few seconds. By how quickly they tend to leap from the box and run without covering their mess I assume cats find it embarassing for us to watch them, thus we should feel shame when they watch us. You sir, are a fucking treasure we don't deserve Stay gold Ponyboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 It would scare the shit right out of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 A piece of lettuce and I might decide to blow ass on the front lawn in front of a teddy bear parade if necessary. I grew up in a haunted house. Ghosts never seemed to hang out in the bathroom because it's a depressing place and there were better places to be. Like in the kitchen making coffee on the gas stove and walking up and down the stairs because of the weird sound it made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Sounds like Pat is experiencing paranormal activity in his bathroom. Happens to me every time I drink milk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 There's a ghost haunting every square yard of every nation. They don't care what we do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 15 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Hes a janitor... far worse Maybe he's a ghost janitor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) Yep. Because, then, they'd have to deal with my shit. Edited August 16, 2020 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Why would I be afraid of a ghost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 I could probably deal with the psychological and environmental effects of the various sources of anxieties which people perceive as ghosts long enough to poop... So long as I have a squatty potty with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 16, 2020 Author Share Posted August 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, Lasty said: Why would I be afraid of a ghost? That is irrelevant to the premise of the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 i mean it's really their problem not mine. also, if a ghost existed its probably watched one of us poop already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i mean it's really their problem not mine. also, if a ghost existed its probably watched one of us poop already The only true way to feel alive again is to experience vicariously the horror that is the end result of Taco Bell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Raptorpat said: That is irrelevant to the premise of the question. The premise is not entirely clear. If a ghost is watching me and I'm not afraid, how am I supposed to answer? You should have said "Would you be afraid to poop if a ghost were watching you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 16, 2020 Author Share Posted August 16, 2020 The question isn't one of whether you're afraid of ghosts as a general proposition. The question is whether you would be unable to poop (aka stage fright) if you were afraid a ghost were watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Ghost pirates. No. Pirate ghosts. I think this thread needs some life-sized, blow-up, Antonio Banderas love doll in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 I actually would poop easier thinking a ghost would be watching me. no kink shaming pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) also where the fuck is @Geegeepeepee for this thread Edited August 16, 2020 by Raptorpat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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