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I went to the doctor yesterday to try and find out why im dying faster than usual

and by golly they tell me its the anxiety

 

so lets pretend its scurvy instead cause thats more fun and easy to treat

 

WHAT YALL DYING FROM?

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Just now, ITasteLikeSex said:

Alcohol abuse probably

wow your signature sure ads a fun flair, but also yeah it be like that fam, put water in your whiskey and then boom HYDRATION 

Posted
Just now, Naraku4656 said:

Anxiety, panic attacks, depression. You know the usual

dude same, i went to the doctor cause ive been having severe nausea and fainting spells , and theyre like yeah... thats anxiety. Im like ???????????????? but im DYING

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7 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

dude same, i went to the doctor cause ive been having severe nausea and fainting spells , and theyre like yeah... thats anxiety. Im like ???????????????? but im DYING

I'm pretty much used to it by now. Catches me by surprise occasionally. Like oh guess it's time to lay on the floor and not move for a while

Posted (edited)

Not giving a fuck.

Also, being darker than the average citizen. Yes, that is a thing that causes you to die earlier, statistically. 

Edited by lupin_bebop
Posted
49 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

I went to the doctor yesterday to try and find out why im dying faster than usual

and by golly they tell me its the anxiety

 

so lets pretend its scurvy instead cause thats more fun and easy to treat

 

WHAT YALL DYING FROM?

Mostly anxiety with just a dash of depression sprinkled in for good measure. Also when the sun starts shining after all the dark days, a hyper active libido. 

Posted
1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said:

Mostly anxiety with just a dash of depression sprinkled in for good measure. Also when the sun starts shining after all the dark days, a hyper active libido. 

You, too? Doesn’t that suck? Like, damn....why wasn’t I born a duck or turtle or something?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Bouvre said:

I'm dying from "American Dirt" being pushed as a good book.

This isn't even a matter of white people profiting off of the pain of people of color; the first paragraph is messy as fuck.

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4 hours ago, Katya_Hiki said:

I went to the doctor yesterday to try and find out why im dying faster than usual

and by golly they tell me its the anxiety

 

so lets pretend its scurvy instead cause thats more fun and easy to treat

 

WHAT YALL DYING FROM?

Day time hallucinations

Night time hallucinations

Decrease in Semen

Increase in Semen

my bones are cold

my teeth are hot

my heart is either too fast or too slow

my brain makes a clicking sound

my tail is losing all it's hair

my left foot is spongie

my right foot is rough

and explosive, i need a seat belt on the toilet, diarrhea 

Posted

Confliction

Sometimes I wanna be a kinky sex goddess and satisfy all of these urges for sexual gratification and interpersonal relationships 

 

But then sometimes ... I just wanna wear pajamas all day, watch trash TV, and play games with pizza, beer, and maybe ..... a platter of chicken tendies

 

But then I also want to go Disney world and legally/ illegally acquire a corgi +_+

 

 

Posted
13 hours ago, Vamped said:

Confliction

Sometimes I wanna be a kinky sex goddess and satisfy all of these urges for sexual gratification and interpersonal relationships 

 

But then sometimes ... I just wanna wear pajamas all day, watch trash TV, and play games with pizza, beer, and maybe ..... a platter of chicken tendies

 

But then I also want to go Disney world and legally/ illegally acquire a corgi +_+

 

 

No one says you can't do all the above depending on your mood that day.

What's killing me.... All the Advil and Tylenol I'm taking on a daily basis is probably not good for my kidneys.

Posted
36 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No one says you can't do all the above depending on your mood that day.

What's killing me.... All the Advil and Tylenol I'm taking on a daily basis is probably not good for my kidneys.

I mean ... its fine we'll all probably have kidney and/or liver damage by the time we're super old anyway

Posted

Occasional apathy that may or may not have developed from helping people with their problems.

Beer.

Apartment life. (I need to get the hell out of here.)

Posted
On 1/28/2020 at 3:47 PM, Naraku4656 said:

Anxiety, panic attacks, depression. You know the usual

is it usual for panic to attack you

have you ever told him to stop

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