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you wanna' hear i was working on your head?

because fuck that head, and fuck that hair. 

xD

also, lasagna, planted 2 trees, got the girl pulled from school. never heard back from realtor man (this grinds my gears, i found a problem with the building~non~disclosing~fuck)

getting the rabbits sexed friday, confirmed a dental appointment, and fuck that effigy. 

 

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I have prepared a letter of defense for a debt collector that's suing me, and set up a payment plan with another debt collector.  Also I have the call center crud so I've started taking some decongestants and allergy pills in an attempt to stop myself from getting sick.

And all without getting out of my pajamas.

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1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I have prepared a letter of defense for a debt collector that's suing me, and set up a payment plan with another debt collector.  Also I have the call center crud so I've started taking some decongestants and allergy pills in an attempt to stop myself from getting sick.

And all without getting out of my pajamas.

call center crud = elementary school crud. 

both suck ass, and both gross af. 

feel better. 

bill collectors are the suck

Spoiler

and i played one in real life. xD

 

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5 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I have prepared a letter of defense for a debt collector that's suing me, and set up a payment plan with another debt collector.  Also I have the call center crud so I've started taking some decongestants and allergy pills in an attempt to stop myself from getting sick.

And all without getting out of my pajamas.

Invest in zicam. It's how i stay healthy in these here call centers! 

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3 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Worked a 7 hour shift. Heading into another 7 hour shift.

So productive for my bosses.

Oof.

I am finishing up a 13 hr day, then in at 6am for another one .. and I'm the boss.

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6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Oof.

I am finishing up a 13 hr day, then in at 6am for another one .. and I'm the boss.

Let's unionize two completely different jobs/industries(?)
That doesn't sound effective, but damn do I feel Nina-Simone good.

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Just now, Sawdamizer said:

I don't like unions... But I'm also "the man"

There's a guilty Marxist fetish lurking in the subtext of this very sentence.

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1 minute ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Got drunk, just woke up....Thinking about getting drunk again

I would never lead you down a path of acceptance. But I think, without a doubt, this is the finest damn idea you've had since this morning.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

I worked, drove to the main college campus in the city and was stuck in traffic; someone had flipped their car over on the parkway. Fun.

Who the fuck says parkway?

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Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Who the fuck says parkway?

My locals, apparently. It's just what we call the highways that go directly into the city.

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3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I would never lead you down a path of acceptance. But I think, without a doubt, this is the finest damn idea you've had since this morning.

It's a cry for help but I refuse to stop

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Cleaning up a 64-ounce bottle of white grape juice from the crevices of our couch and trying to save the remote control to our TV, but that was in vain, it's fucked...

The more and more I tried to clean the bigger and worse the mess my kid made just to seemingly spite me lol

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2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Is this because of Susan?!?!?!

LMAO.....No, Susan just wanted to fuck and I'm actually kinda glad I missed that boat. I'm legit stuck on some retarded ex shit.  I've made peace with that.....Because I'm drunk.  

Do ou know what a fireball fart smells like.  I don't even want to be in my house right now.

 

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9 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

LMAO.....No, Susan just wanted to fuck and I'm actually kinda glad I missed that boat. I'm legit stuck on some retarded ex shit.  I've made peace with that.....Because I'm drunk.  

Do ou know what a fireball fart smells like.  I don't even want to be in my house right now.

 

I've dabbled in fireball in my day... It was usually how I kicked a chill drunk mood into high hulk smash

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17 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I've dabbled in fireball in my day... It was usually how I kicked a chill drunk mood into high hulk smash

Trying to dry up right now.  Maybe this spicy chicken wrap wasn't the way to go at 4 am tho.

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1 minute ago, empty said:

Fireball is just so bad. All that sugar hits my stomach and makes me want to puke. It only becomes more amplified the more booze I've already got in me.

Awful stuff, no wonder teenagers and basic bitches love it so.

There is nothing good about it but I needed it to be gone and there was only one way to do that....ONE WAY.

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Tore apart a couple cabinets from the 1950's to accommodate a larger refrigerator and over-the-range microwave, while also building a whole new cabinet next to said microwave. Also removed the old exhaust fan next to the range. Also took apart the power switch and regulator on my air compressor because it was loose - re-sealed and tightened it all back up. Also grilled up some chickens.

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