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19 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Not to brag or anything, but my hair is so hella soft and fluffy that everyone should be jealous.

 

 

Okay yeah I'm bragging a lot.

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Jealous? Pfft. I'd only be jealous if-

13 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Are you challenging me to a hair-off?  Because I'm not cutting off my hair... again.  Growing out a 70s shag and letting that be where it stays the rest of my life.

Yeah, that. 

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1 minute ago, Kudasai said:

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Dude, you were the one hoggin all the pussy back in the 90s?

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6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Dude, you were the one hoggin all the pussy back in the 90s?

Well I did have a bunch of pet cats :|

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On 7/2/2021 at 1:18 AM, Baby_Yoda said:
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Bikini read. Hot girl summer. 🌞

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I envy your curves, girly. I'm nearly a year into transition and wish I had some on my body.

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12 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I envy your curves, girly. I'm nearly a year into transition and wish I had some on my body.

You can and will get there~

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3 minutes ago, Baby_Yoda said:

You can and will get there~

Wish it'd happen faster. I'm worried I'll be a rectangle with boobs forever. My hormone meds are currently in pill form; thinking of switching to injections or at least adding progesterone to the mix and seeing what happens.

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1 hour ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

Today marks my 1-year tranniversary! Finally made it through my first year of living my truth!

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Try sticking your face forward when you take a selfie and see if that helps. You may also wanna raise your phone up a bit so you get less of a dad pic angle.

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12 hours ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

That look seems to happen nearly every time I take a selfie or go to the DMV to have my picture taken for my ID for some reason.

Like Stilgar said, it's just your camera is too low.  Upshots look terrible on selfies.

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8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Like Stilgar said, it's just your camera is too low.  Upshots look terrible on selfies.

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

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20 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

Wut?

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Wut?

She just uses her phone like every other mother fucker out there… what don’t you get?

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21 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

I don't know what this has to do with sticking your chin out when you take a selfie or changing the angle you take pics with.

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9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

She just uses her phone like every other mother fucker out there… what don’t you get?

What is she calculating…?

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Posted (edited)

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

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I thought it was just my family pics, but no, everybody back then looked like Shaft. 

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1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

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You old muthafuker

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9 minutes ago, Mix said:

I thought it was just my family pics, but no, everybody back then looked like Shaft. 

Stfu, my daddy looked like Goldie

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1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

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Oh, grandfather...I was about to say "yeah, this is definitely a man who borrowed a massage table to smash"

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Stfu, my daddy looked like Goldie

And getting mad at me isn't going to change that, bruv 

 

It does explain a lot though 9_9

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Were you party of a wedding party here? Just wondering why looking so fancy so young.

I was at church

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Posted (edited)

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

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33 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

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This is the grown-up version of staring listlessly out a window and quoting Billy Corgan, isn't it?

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14 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

This is the grown-up version of staring listlessly out a window and quoting Billy Corgan, isn't it?

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

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23 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

I had the realization the other day that the Smashing Pumpkins cover of "Landslide" is older now than the original song was when the Smashing Pumpkins recorded the cover.

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3 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

 

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

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Fucking finally. Though that shit looks like a feedbag 

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2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Fucking finally. Though that shit looks like a feedbag 

One size fits YOUR MOM.

It's just easier to figure out a basic size that will fit the most people. So everyone gets the feedbag option to keep safe and keep the chin scrubbies.

Except ZZ Top. They get HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. 

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13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

Looks like the pouch that tent stakes come in

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

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I have a couple, but disco made them, and they look nothing like this shit. 

This dick tooth doesn't even have a beard.

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