Post a picture of yourself: version selfie

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, Kudasai said:

Dude, you were the one hoggin all the pussy back in the 90s?

[Kudasai]

6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Dude, you were the one hoggin all the pussy back in the 90s?

Well I did have a bunch of pet cats 

[Baby_Yoda]

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

On 7/2/2021 at 1:18 AM, Baby_Yoda said:

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Bikini read. Hot girl summer. 🌞

 

I envy your curves, girly. I'm nearly a year into transition and wish I had some on my body.

[Baby_Yoda]

12 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I envy your curves, girly. I'm nearly a year into transition and wish I had some on my body.

You can and will get there~

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

3 minutes ago, Baby_Yoda said:

You can and will get there~

Wish it'd happen faster. I'm worried I'll be a rectangle with boobs forever. My hormone meds are currently in pill form; thinking of switching to injections or at least adding progesterone to the mix and seeing what happens.

[Baby_Yoda]

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

Today marks my 1-year tranniversary! Finally made it through my first year of living my truth!

[Sawdamizer]

1 hour ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

Today marks my 1-year tranniversary! Finally made it through my first year of living my truth!

 

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

That look seems to happen nearly every time I take a selfie or go to the DMV to have my picture taken for my ID for some reason.

[stilgar]

Try sticking your face forward when you take a selfie and see if that helps. You may also wanna raise your phone up a bit so you get less of a dad pic angle.

[Baby_Yoda]

yeah, that angle aint working and i want to do your makeup

[scoobdog]

12 hours ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

That look seems to happen nearly every time I take a selfie or go to the DMV to have my picture taken for my ID for some reason.

Like Stilgar said, it's just your camera is too low.  Upshots look terrible on selfies.

[Neko]

Cat/Cat

[GuyBeardmane]

2 hours ago, Neko said:

Cat/Cat

I want to rub the belleh

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Like Stilgar said, it's just your camera is too low.  Upshots look terrible on selfies.

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

[scoobdog]

20 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

Wut?

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Wut?

She just uses her phone like every other mother fucker out there… what don’t you get?

[stilgar]

21 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said:

I've had that phone for a few years now. Whenever I upgrade to a new phone, I keep it going for years until I have new needs that warrant upgrading to something newer. I just use my current phone for calls, texting, video streaming, music, taking pictures, and calculating things, nothing fancy. I don't even play games on it.

I don't know what this has to do with sticking your chin out when you take a selfie or changing the angle you take pics with.

[scoobdog]

9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

She just uses her phone like every other mother fucker out there… what don’t you get?

What is she calculating…?

[Sawdamizer]

6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What is she calculating…?

IQ

[Kudasai]

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

 

Edited November 5, 2021 by Kudasai

[Mix]

I thought it was just my family pics, but no, everybody back then looked like Shaft. 

[Neko]

1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

You old muthafuker

[cyberbully]

9 minutes ago, Mix said:

I thought it was just my family pics, but no, everybody back then looked like Shaft. 

Stfu, my daddy looked like Goldie

[cyberbully]

1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

My grandfather teaching me how to ride a bike

Oh, grandfather...I was about to say "yeah, this is definitely a man who borrowed a massage table to smash"

[Mix]

1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Stfu, my daddy looked like Goldie

And getting mad at me isn't going to change that, bruv 

 

It does explain a lot though 

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

Just got my first COVID shot today!

[Baby_Yoda]

[nameraka]

 

Kind of an old picture.

Edited August 6, 2021 by nameraka

[Kudasai]

Edited November 5, 2021 by Kudasai

[Baby_Yoda]

Better me everyday.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

8 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Were you party of a wedding party here? Just wondering why looking so fancy so young.

[Kudasai]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Were you party of a wedding party here? Just wondering why looking so fancy so young.

I was at church

[Le Guignon]

13 hours ago, Baby_Yoda said:

Better me everyday.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Baby_Yoda]

No brow fill in, didnt feel like it

[SwimOdin]

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

Edited August 10, 2021 by SwimOdin

[GuyBeardmane]

33 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

This is the grown-up version of staring listlessly out a window and quoting Billy Corgan, isn't it?

[SwimOdin]

14 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

This is the grown-up version of staring listlessly out a window and quoting Billy Corgan, isn't it?

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

[GuyBeardmane]

23 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

I had the realization the other day that the Smashing Pumpkins cover of "Landslide" is older now than the original song was when the Smashing Pumpkins recorded the cover.

[katt_goddess]

3 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

 

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

Fucking finally. Though that shit looks like a feedbag 

[katt_goddess]

2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Fucking finally. Though that shit looks like a feedbag 

One size fits YOUR MOM.

It's just easier to figure out a basic size that will fit the most people. So everyone gets the feedbag option to keep safe and keep the chin scrubbies.

Except ZZ Top. They get HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. 

[NaBabby]

13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

Looks like the pouch that tent stakes come in

[resurrected]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

I have a couple, but disco made them, and they look nothing like this shit. 

This dick tooth doesn't even have a beard.

[resurrected]

On 8/1/2021 at 12:36 PM, Sawdamizer said:

 

This should have gotten more attention.

[katt_goddess]

Just now, resurrected said:

I have a couple, but disco made them, and they look nothing like this shit. 

This dick tooth doesn't even have a beard.

Disco is custom.  She doesn't appear to half-arse anything and would take the time to figure out how to make a functional beard sack that doesn't look like it escaped from a poolside party at the old folks home. 

This was the best pic I could find in a quick google search. But now people that didn't know know they exist. Mission accomplished. 

Also, back to actual topic. 

Selfie! In like 3 weeks anyway...

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Oops, quoted wrong post.

Edited August 12, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

On 8/10/2021 at 12:37 PM, SwimOdin said:

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

I dig the beard. Let it keep expanding.

[Kudasai]

Edited November 5, 2021 by Kudasai