wacky1980 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 i think i'm about to ragequit my job of 12 years. nonono, that's too impulsive. i need to plan this shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: i think i'm about to ragequit my job of 12 years. nonono, that's too impulsive. i need to plan this shit out. Just take a shit on the bosses desk and move on. Unless your the boss at this point. Then just shit on Deborah's desk and hold a meeting about how that behavior wont be tolerated and you will find the perp. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Just take a shit on the bosses desk and move on. Unless your the boss at this point. Then just shit on Deborah's desk and hold a meeting about how that behavior wont be tolerated and you will find the perp. i'm A boss, but not what i would consider executive-level. at this point there's too many chiefs in this tribe. they just brought in two new folks for officer positions, rather than promote from within...which is frustrating as hell because there's people here that deserved those positions more (not me, i don't want either of those roles). and one of the new ones is gonna be very high-maintenance, i can already tell. this, on top of the pile of other bullshits going down here lately. it's really enough to make me consider dooking on someone's desk at this point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 My boss got threatened by some legitimate, actual nazis the other day at work. They accused her of stealing their nazi paraphernalia. They called the cops on her, and when the officer showed up he talked to them and didn't even acknowledge her. The cop said "Yeah she probably stole them but if there's no evidence there's nothing we can do." The next day they beeped at her in the parking lot as she was leaving work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 First bike ride of the year. My ass hurts. I don't know if I need one big pillow to sit on or two tiny donut pillows for the bony parts of my ass that hurt the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Jeez, y'all aren't even being subtle anymore about buying reviews, huh? Less money out of my pocket, but if you're gonna spend money on this instead of improving your writing, maybe make sure the 'reviewer' understands you wrote about werewolves instead of vampires. 🙄 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, DragonSinger said: Jeez, y'all aren't even being subtle anymore about buying reviews, huh? Less money out of my pocket, but if you're gonna spend money on this instead of improving your writing, maybe make sure the 'reviewer' understands you wrote about werewolves instead of vampires. 🙄 'This is my review of 'Call of the Wild' by Jack London. It was very good. It was cold. I am Team Jacob. Awooo. ' I feel like I could sleep a week straight. There's no reason for it, I just want to hibernate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 16 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Jeez, y'all aren't even being subtle anymore about buying reviews, huh? Less money out of my pocket, but if you're gonna spend money on this instead of improving your writing, maybe make sure the 'reviewer' understands you wrote about werewolves instead of vampires. 🙄 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 CURRENT STATUS: *Ron White voice* You ever take a dump so big that your pants fit better? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 21 hours ago, Seight said: CURRENT STATUS: *Ron White voice* You ever take a dump so big that your pants fit better? it's 5 am....why do you have pants 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 literally hate my spleen. actually, whatever the fuck is wrong with me. 3 tests, 2 e.r. visits. no idea. yay for mystery pain that drops me to my knees. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 y'all ever just want to make a voodoo doll of yourself, and then tear the fucker's head off? this job needs to fucking go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 vomitting everyday is, oh, so much fun.... said no one ever. fuck you gallbladder. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 FUCK YOU ORIGIN! You're entirely unnecessary, sometimes you like to pop up and ruin my games, I just re-downloaded you because you wouldn't let me play the new game I bought AND YOU'RE STILL NOT LETTING ME FUCKING PLAY IT YOU SONOFABITCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Made the mistake of stopping at Taco Hell on the way home because I really wasn't in the mood for much of anything and really just needed a very large cold pop for the trip home. Got the chalupa meal with beef instead of chicken. They were completely out of mild sauce so I had to make due with the hot. Managed to get home without puking in the humidity. Get home, very lightly hot sauce things and bite. Chicken. I was given chicken instead of their [ not all that real ] beef but it's miles away and I'm not biking all the way back for something that stupid. I am now in full gut-sick mode because their chicken is toxic and their Hot sauce pisses off the tumor holes in my stomach. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Made the mistake of stopping at Taco Hell on the way home because I really wasn't in the mood for much of anything and really just needed a very large cold pop for the trip home. Got the chalupa meal with beef instead of chicken. They were completely out of mild sauce so I had to make due with the hot. Managed to get home without puking in the humidity. Get home, very lightly hot sauce things and bite. Chicken. I was given chicken instead of their [ not all that real ] beef but it's miles away and I'm not biking all the way back for something that stupid. I am now in full gut-sick mode because their chicken is toxic and their Hot sauce pisses off the tumor holes in my stomach. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I went to Dollar General and one of two things has happened: 1) The Internet has ruined my ability to process cute-looking things, or 2) This cough syrup box art needs to calm WAY THE FUCK DOWN. You decide: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Tire on the wife's car went flat overnight. Son of a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 13 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: FUCK YOU ORIGIN! You're entirely unnecessary, sometimes you like to pop up and ruin my games, I just re-downloaded you because you wouldn't let me play the new game I bought AND YOU'RE STILL NOT LETTING ME FUCKING PLAY IT YOU SONOFABITCH. So... last night i spent about two hours troubleshooting, found a nice list of about 20 things that could be causing the game to not launch. Tried every single one in order. The second last one on the list was super complicated and took about half an hour on its own. Did not work. The last thing on the list was "idk, try reinstalling it and hope the same thing doesn't happen again?" Fuuuuuuuuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Hey guess what that didn't work either. Last night I had a dream I was coaching volleyball and I had not idea what I was doing, so my coaching was more like just walking around telling people they were doing good. I made a suggestion to one of the players and they're like "That's not something you can do, it's against the rules of volleyball" and I'm like "Ok, cool, you're doing good." Yhen I'm walking around and I'm like "Shit, I think I'm supposed to be keeping score..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 24, 2021 Author Share Posted May 24, 2021 I understand that you want your lawn green and lovely, and that it hasn't rained in a while, but watering the pavement is not the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Why is it that I can't come up with standalone stories? I just want to write a one and done book, but nooooooooooo, my brain always turns it into a friggin' series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 we got our application in for that restaurant revitalization fund, back when the program started accepting applications in the first week of may. the first 21 days the program was open, it was accepting apps from everyone but only processing apps from businesses owned 51%+ by women, minorities, and veterans. our business is owned only 50% by women (my wife), so we didn't meet the guidelines for early processing. the 21-day wait was up yesterday, and so the rest of the applications are now supposed to get worked. so what also happened yesterday? SBA closed the application portal. the fund has already been mostly depleted, so our application will likely be shelved indefinitely. we didn't need that $115k grant money anyways, nope. :headdesk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I hate when I get all hopped up on diet coke early in the afternoon and then stay up all night bc I have no caffeine tolerance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Fuck EA, Fuck Origin, and praise be the modder that built a cusrom launcher that can actually play the game. Fuck yeah, i get to relive a masterpiece for the first time in 15 years or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Fuck EA, Fuck Origin, and praise be the modder that built a cusrom launcher that can actually play the game. Fuck yeah, i get to relive a masterpiece for the first time in 15 years or so. I would criticize you for probably playing Skyrim again but I beat Shining in the Darkness for the fifth time a few weeks ago. But that game is like fifteen hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Haven't played Skyrim in... *checks date* 5 years coming up this september. The Elder Scrolls are not EA properties requiring the Origin launcher. Mass Effect is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I forgot that serial killer fans are still a thing. All right lady, it's your money to send presents to Kemper if you want. I just want to wipe my brain to ten minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I have found the cat lady equivalent of Legos. With my foot. Bitchcakes needs to learn to pick up her toys. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 (edited) 22 hours ago, katt_goddess said: I have found the cat lady equivalent of Legos. With my foot. Bitchcakes needs to learn to pick up her toys. My cat Prudence has these little spring toys she’s addicted to. The only problem is that she likes to throw them into small crevices, assuming she can fish them out. That means having to use a ruler to dig them out from ovens, washing machines, and pantries. Edited May 30, 2021 by Chapinator_X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Phone fell and jammed power button. Can't unlock it unless someone calls me. Goddamn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Well, had to be disappointed with someone today. We're on the honor system as far as masks and vaccines go. Well today I found out one of my team has been maskless this whole time without the poke. Sooo. Fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 typing this out while i'm here at work, in case the admins are snooping on my work pc activity at this point. i'm going to be done at this job by the end of july. i have a couple projects i want to see through, and then i'll give the place enough time to get their shit together for my departure. but not one fucking hour more. kinda refreshing, tbh. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Why'd all you other fuckers have to find out about birria tacos? Since now they're a popular food item, they're going up in price at multiple joints, and I can tell the consome they put in the little cups is watered down now(also multiple joints) to keep up with demand. 😭 Every time the good shit goes mainstream y'all ruins it, y'all RUINS IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, DragonSinger said: Why'd all you other fuckers have to find out about birria tacos? Since now they're a popular food item, they're going up in price at multiple joints, and I can tell the consome they put in the little cups is watered down now(also multiple joints) to keep up with demand. 😭 Every time the good shit goes mainstream y'all ruins it, y'all RUINS IT! ....the whats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 57 minutes ago, André Toulon said: ....the whats This: And a lovely person was like 'This is a super delicious beef broth, let me go ham on this shit'. So now there's birria ramen too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: ....the whats I believe birria is basically barbacoa, slow cooked meat, marinated in adobo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I believe birria is basically barbacoa, slow cooked meat, marinated in adobo. Oh, i eat barbacoa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Birria tacos are braised meat corn tacos that’s fried in the fat from the meat. I’m over simplifying but that shit is delicious and time consuming to make. Fat girl summer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I forgot to mention it comes with juice to dip the taco in. Messy. Delicious. Getting expensive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I forgot to mention it comes with juice to dip the taco in. Messy. Delicious. Getting expensive The places dedicated to birria tacos that've recently opened in Georgia ain't even playing. They put out sit-down restaurant prices right out the gate. They know folks gonna pay, and they advertising that thick ass spicy looking consome. Why'd I ever taste these damn tacos? I can't go back to the before times! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Well fuck, dont get full then get the hiccups...feels like ima puke each hiccup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: The places dedicated to birria tacos that've recently opened in Georgia ain't even playing. They put out sit-down restaurant prices right out the gate. They know folks gonna pay, and they advertising that thick ass spicy looking consome. Why'd I ever taste these damn tacos? I can't go back to the before times! Exactly. I can’t go back to regular tacos either! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: Exactly. I can’t go back to regular tacos either! I dunno. Birria is kind of on the saucy side for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 21 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I dunno. Birria is kind of on the saucy side for me. Good thing no one forces us to eat them. I wouldn’t mind if they did 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I am now angry that I can't try one of those whatever tacos because they sound like a delicious thing that would make me sick from every orifice I have and any that I could rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 Goddammit, here we go again! THIS IS NOT THE YUMMY TACO THREAD! THIS IS HATERS & COMPLAINERS! IT'S FOR ONE-OFF GRIPES, NOT DISCUSSION OF SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! TAKE IT TO FOOD, PEOPLE! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I’m just pissed that the only place around here that has birria tacos is an overpriced chain restaurant that I know bastardized it because you only go there for their tequila collection and the fancy atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 It seems weird to me that GrubHub seems to have decided the issue with their commercial was "the choice of music, but only that." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Last night with about 10 minutes to spare before heading to bed i decided to devour a full order of Buffalo wings. My wife caught me as i was throwing away the container and said my punishment for the poor decision was i wasn't allowed to have pepto or tums all night and had to live with the consequences. I have no regrets. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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