André Toulon Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 11 hours ago, ghostrek said: why my cat is trying to eat my TV Maybe it hates you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 8 hours ago, André Toulon said: Maybe it hates you ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Ghostreks mom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 It's so weird to see one of our stores trend because people are buying newspapers today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 (edited) I'm tired of these motherfuckers Edited November 4, 2021 by Kudasai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 how to get laid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Wondering who did Ralph Northam dress up as on Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 16 hours ago, DragonSinger said: It's so weird to see one of our stores trend because people are buying newspapers today. Ok now why did this happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Ok now why did this happen? What special thing happened in Atlanta this week? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What special thing happened in Atlanta this week? Ah. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 Do bi folks have to claim him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 FML 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 Lee Pace out here trying to kill folks. No one that hot needs to be that tall too. I can't even pay attention when he's in stuff because I'm just like, 'GODDAMN!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I got back from Vegas Thursday, new job offer Friday… accepted Monday, notice on Tuesday and now I’m off until the 22nd… And now… I’m thinking if I made the right decision or not. Imposter syndrome is real man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I got back from Vegas Thursday, new job offer Friday… accepted Monday, notice on Tuesday and now I’m off until the 22nd… And now… I’m thinking if I made the right decision or not. Imposter syndrome is real man Me: every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people? Edited November 5, 2021 by Vamped 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: Me: every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people? Roll the dice bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I think I'm going to move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 52 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I think I'm going to move Same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Vamped said: Me: every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people? You know you're safe....At the very worst, Pat will inbox you. Now we have a salty crack snitch who might force his hand to do more, but it's more likely he'll just get himself banned again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 This lady at the park asked how old the miniature was .... and the proceeded to ask .... Oh wow he's tall ... is your husband tall? Me, 5'11 and unmarried: Yaaaahp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Vamped said: This lady at the park asked how old the miniature was .... and the proceeded to ask .... Oh wow he's tall ... is your husband tall? Me, 5'11 and unmarried: Yaaaahp This shit annoys TF out of me because people know good and fucking well marriage isn't what causes babies.... "You son looks just like you, your daughter must look like your wife." I've legit said she's adopted...really stops a Convo flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 I’m thinking how I’m all fucked up over this daylight savings shit. I keep thinking it’s later than it is. It’s fuckin dark already. I’m all fucked up over here. 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 I don't understand how people can just be out in public on speaker phone so everyone can hear their business 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 38 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m thinking how I’m all fucked up over this daylight savings shit. I keep thinking it’s later than it is. It’s fuckin dark already. I’m all fucked up over here. 💩 I enjoyed extra hour of sleep but today just felt like it was just dragging 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Still can't believe that there's a cheat code to get all the Kremcoins in Donkey Kong Country 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 33 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I don't understand how people can just be out in public on speaker phone so everyone can hear their business I hear this a lot from cars and all I can think is “dude you don’t hear that? We are hearing everything 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 30 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I enjoyed extra hour of sleep but today just felt like it was just dragging That’s what’s messing me up. I’m feeling like it’s 10pm but it isn’t even close to that. Feels weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: That’s what’s messing me up. I’m feeling like it’s 10pm but it isn’t even close to that. Feels weird I mean at this point in the day yesterday it was almost 9:30pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 They really had us out here believing they were incestuous cousins and this whole man was a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I hear this a lot from cars and all I can think is “dude you don’t hear that? We are hearing everything 😬 I swear it seems like I always hear the most bizarre conversations via someone's spearker phone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Nabreezy said: I mean at this point in the day yesterday it was almost 9:30pm At this point yesterday it was 10:30-ish idk the time change is stupid and really jacking me up this time 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 There are men claiming they have premium sperm because they haven't been vaccinated?! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I was listening to a recording of myself and now I know why I don’t get many call backs for jobs. Even now with the supposed “labor crisis”. My accent is really strong. The recording I was listening to was a more relaxed conversation cuz I usually make an effort to speak properly at work and at interviews but the accent can’t disappear altogether. That’s some bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well: Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well: Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here? Yes, I knew the word was a slur before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 My mind was blown opening this thread...I can't think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well: Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here? I'm not Asian, but I knew it was a slur prior to the word filter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 I can't be the only one who thought the pizza from Chuck E. Cheese was awful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: I can't be the only one who thought the pizza from Chuck E. Cheese was awful I don't have fond memories of it as a kid but have you been in one recently ? It ain't too bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 This board is dying and I'm afraid I'll never get the answers to the questions I really want to know the answers to: Will the virgins ever get laid? If they will, How Sway? Will Scoob ever get to see Ghostrek's peen? Is it even impressive? Will Kudasai's dad ever tell him he smashed that lady on his massage table? Will Sorce get excessively bougie after she writes a crazy good story and makes all the money? Will DoomWellActually well actually himself into a relationship? Is Nabs going to secure appropriate housing and live a life without pests? Will Sawdy, Pooh, Buddy, and Disco ever meet up and trash an unsuspecting bar/hotel/ burn down an IHOP at 3am?! Is that one dude going to make it as a comedian and make me start watching The Daily Show? Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix? Am I ever going to secure a corgi? Legally or illegally? When I (il)legally secure the corgi, how will I alert Molar? Who has more anxiety ... me or Naraku? Will Athena ever like her job? How will I find out about Disco's upcoming handicraft projects? What is Odin's creamy grandbaby going to be for next year's Halloween? Is Pat's baby still watching her soaps in her little baby sacks? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix? Mix by miles Wonderful post by the way. You're right, the party is winding down. Finally ending. I think this is a good place to leave it. Hope you acquire that corgi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Yeah, I feel the end is near . . . it's been a good run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Vamped said: This board is dying and I'm afraid I'll never get the answers to the questions I really want to know the answers to: Will the virgins ever get laid? If they will, How Sway? Will Scoob ever get to see Ghostrek's peen? Is it even impressive? Will Kudasai's dad ever tell him he smashed that lady on his massage table? Will Sorce get excessively bougie after she writes a crazy good story and makes all the money? Will DoomWellActually well actually himself into a relationship? Is Nabs going to secure appropriate housing and live a life without pests? Will Sawdy, Pooh, Buddy, and Disco ever meet up and trash an unsuspecting bar/hotel/ burn down an IHOP at 3am?! Is that one dude going to make it as a comedian and make me start watching The Daily Show? Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix? Am I ever going to secure a corgi? Legally or illegally? When I (il)legally secure the corgi, how will I alert Molar? Who has more anxiety ... me or Naraku? Will Athena ever like her job? How will I find out about Disco's upcoming handicraft projects? What is Odin's creamy grandbaby going to be for next year's Halloween? Is Pat's baby still watching her soaps in her little baby sacks? Telepathy, duh Plus hopefully I'll hear it's little borks while we're bashing zombies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Does the WNBA have cheerleaders? If so, are they male or female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does the WNBA have cheerleaders? If so, are they male or female? Yes and both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Rereading Harry Potter for . . . I lost count. Something about this time of year just lures me into that world. Maybe it has something to do with the sunlight. The days get darker, as do the books as they progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Animal Antics in Donkey Kong Country is not as hard as people have made it out to be. I'm so disapponted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 So they put the Christmas music on 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Shit .... I think I fucked around and played on the internet all day at work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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