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My Person of Interest memories...😭. Why he gotta be cray cray? What did Taraji P. Henson go through? No wonder the dog was always with the other actors!

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This adulting thing is dumb. Every time I feel like I'm advancing somewhere, it feels like I start back over from square one 

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8 minutes ago, Vamped said:

This adulting thing is dumb. Every time I feel like I'm advancing somewhere, it feels like I start back over from square one 

Because adulting is actually just one square 

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For the first time in a long time I am excited about the future and looking forward to it rather than alternating between dreading and ignoring

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I want to complain about traffic being a nightmare this coming weekend, but we have a sports team who isn't embarrassing us(other than bringing out Travis Tritt) and even a dude who finished out his pitching on a broken leg.

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Yeeep. My kid is bad ...  he doesn't even know how to pretend to be sorry to not get in trouble 

 

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13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are fans of the band Ween called Weeners?

Pretty sure Ween fans are simply called "anyone who has ever listened to Ween."

All the kids I work with have fake IDs, and I'm bartending an event tomorrow that will be full of such kids. Also fuck them for talking about tiktoks and making me feel old 

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I was surprised a few minutes ago that I heard a joke on 2 Broke Girls that actually I found pretty funny.

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?"

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The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Of course if Comedy Central would drop their paid programming and shift Futurama from 7:00 AM to 6:00 AM I wouldn't be having to watch 2 Broke Girls on my after-work mornings.

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Does anyone remember an ASMBer user from WAY back named CaptorOfSin? I know of this name from a message board a million years ago that I used to frequent but I don't know which one.... Just saw that name on discogs listing an album that I want (he listed the vinyl though, I just want the CD).

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I need to buy new sheets and I’m getting enticed on the Egyptian cotton deals… but I feel like it’s a waste of money.

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*Remembers the 800 thread count Egyptian bed sheets incident on Black Friday where a Walmart worker stood by waiting for the sale time, slit the plastic covering it with box cutters when the sale started and then ran the fuck away while the pallet got swarmed by customers*

Me watching at the side with a can of cranberry sauce and a DVD set of Supernatural: 😨It's just bed sheets!

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2 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

*Remembers the 800 thread count Egyptian bed sheets incident on Black Friday where a Walmart worker stood by waiting for the sale time, slit the plastic covering it with box cutters when the sale started and then ran the fuck away while the pallet got swarmed by customers*

Me watching at the side with a can of cranberry sauce and a DVD set of Supernatural: 😨It's just bed sheets!

.... it's just 800 count

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27 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Thinking about why Sorce would be in a Walmart.....

Shut up, Scrappy, unless you're driving me 40 minutes to an H-Mart and paying for all my impulse buying.

Wow,  that really does look like a Hitler stache when Romney dresses as Ted Lasso.

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Thinking about why Sorce would be in a Walmart.....

I'm not paying 65 dollars at Target for a microwave I can get for 29 dollars at Walmart.

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I'll drive you anywhere you want to go and pay for any impulse buy.... but only if you fuckers beat the Astros into the fucking dirt.

 

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1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

*Thinks about the price of those expensive ass tomatoes at Whole Foods that looked like they got into a boxing match*

I don't shop at Wholefoods. I just go for the experience and leave with a Samosa.

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22 hours ago, Nabreezy said:

All the kids I work with have fake IDs, and I'm bartending an event tomorrow that will be full of such kids. Also fuck them for talking about tiktoks and making me feel old 

Got canceled day-of because kids are fucking idiots! Ended up just having to do the old people one and getting out early. Was going to go to a show but I guess they all start at 8pm now post-zoom era? Trying not to drink or waste money anyway but still. Depressing. Was pretty excited for a minute to say hi and bye to whoever I'd see there. Oh well. Maybe I should just leave the house on Halloween after all even though right now I don't want to do that. 

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My fault for not muting that bitch sooner. Is she even from Georgia like why the fuck is her tacky ass in our business? I wish she would go eat g****.

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It's super slow today .... this is bad. That means it's going to be hella problems Monday

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I honestly can't wait until [redacted] gets sick and dies, which will probably, hopefully, be soon, but still not soon enough.

 

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Fuck you, you sickly old brainrot addled cunt. Just GTFO this Earth already you foul miserable ogre. Everyone hates you, feel the hate, I hope it stings, let it poison your soul & shorten your breath and rapidly depleting lifespan. Let the bad vibes you have sown carry you straight down to Hell. I said begone, bitch. 

 

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2 hours ago, molarbear said:

Why do I always bite the side of my mouth when I'm eating Skittles?

Because you are a ravenous monster.

Maul the rainbow.  Taste the rainbow.

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5 hours ago, molarbear said:

Why do I always bite the side of my mouth when I'm eating Skittles?

Your name's literally molarbear

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