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Light, medium, or heavy thoughts. Whatever floats your boat. 

Me right now: I wonder if my brownie will go well with my green tea ice cream.

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Just getting through the week so I can sleep this weekend. I can’t hang like I used to and god damn my body hates me after that weekend.

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What the fuck did I just watch in season 2 of Beastars?!

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Wondering which scenario I should start first

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Does the water in the toilet go as far as the trap, or all the way to the main sewer line? 

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RACG and the Taliban made me get into New Vegas again. 😑

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Just now, DragonSinger said:

What's the point of a 'Stay Logged In' option if I still gotta log in almost every day?

“Remember me”

literally can’t even

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Fuck, why do i always go overboard with the trail mix?

"It's delicious and healthy, i think i'll have another handful. Mmmmm... now i'm just going to pick through for almonds. Mmmm, good almonds- better get some raisins in there... oooh, a cashew! Man, it's all good. Gonna have a few more handfuls."

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Thinking about not taking my anti-psychotic today and just winging shit. 

I'm also thinking about not taking my anti-psychotic today and just winging shit.

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10 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Thinking about not taking my anti-psychotic today and just winging shit. 

I'm also thinking about not taking my anti-psychotic today and just winging shit.

I would advise against that.

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No, stop that! You're ruining the sex scene. You're ruining it! Why didn't you just make up a name for it instead of choosing that word? I should have dropped this book earlier.

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41 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

why do people think about the meaning of life

Usually after making poor life decisions, people ponder why they chose poorly

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My Baja Blast 12-packs are so beautiful 🥰. I need to dump my Pina Colada flavored box on someone though. Damn that mug was too sweet.

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I’m thinking about how I probably couldn’t get away with murder any better than the murderers on those ID channel shows. I definitely couldn’t spend an entire weekend dismembering, tossing down the garbage disposal, cooking and eating the parts. That’s dedication. All that to still get caught.  Seems like a waste of time and energy. 

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

I’m thinking about how I probably couldn’t get away with murder any better than the murderers on those ID channel shows. I definitely couldn’t spend an entire weekend dismembering, tossing down the garbage disposal, cooking and eating the parts. That’s dedication. All that to still get caught.  Seems like a waste of time and energy. 

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3 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

Big ol yikes 

Right?   And RACG keeps talking like women aren’t capable of a whole lot of crazy 😬

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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Right?   And RACG keeps talking like women aren’t capable of a whole lot of crazy 😬

Matriarch society ftw

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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Right?   And RACG keeps talking like women aren’t capable of a whole lot of crazy 😬

From what I used to watch on ID, women just slowly poison their victims and try to pretend it was just some kind of illness or something. Especially if that particular murderer was a nurse and poisoning her patients.

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1 hour ago, Sawdy said:

Matriarch society ftw

If you had to guess, what wine and sauce would you pair well with 😆

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

From what I used to watch on ID, women just slowly poison their victims and try to pretend it was just some kind of illness or something. Especially if that particular murderer was a nurse and poisoning her patients.

Poison is the preferred weapon but we’re catching up and starting to get our hands dirtier than ever before 

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Thank you. I was just about to get in my feelings....now i remember why i keep my distance.

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I made my class watch the corgi races and I'm not ashamed 

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15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I made my class watch the corgi races and I'm not ashamed 

I have no idea if you're a teacher, a CNA, or Amazon dispatcher

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24 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I have no idea if you're a teacher, a CNA, or Amazon dispatcher

 I'm a therapist.... atleast for a few more days. So aside from individual and family therapy I also do group therapy and teach pyschoeducation classes 

Never been a CNA but I used to intern at a hospice 

And I got promoted through several positions at FedEx ... one of the last was dispatch 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 I'm a therapist.... atleast for a few more days. So aside from individual and family therapy I also do group therapy and teach pyschoeducation classes 

Never been a CNA but I used to intern at a hospice 

And I got promoted through several positions at FedEx ... one of the last was dispatch 

 

 

Oh ok.....

So wanna poke around here in my noodle...I definitely don't think....therapy, not psychology....never mind....

Seriously tho....do you ever look at a family and think "there is nothing that can be done"

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😢I never have to think about turning off my twitter notifications for my book promo tweets, only for my shit-talking ones.

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I might have played myself with this new title. A funny title leads to higher expectations of the writing, and if those expectations aren't met, you get killed in reviews. *Sigh* Please let this book be funny to other people too.

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6 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Oh ok.....

So wanna poke around here in my noodle...I definitely don't think....therapy, not psychology....never mind....

Seriously tho....do you ever look at a family and think "there is nothing that can be done"

Not necessarily that nothing can be done .... more like they're not ready to change.

I tried to have a family session today with a kid and their mom. The first ones are usually really light, super easy. 

The kid came out of the gate telling her mom what she wasn't going to do ... and it's all your fault for having "all these damn kids"

And I was just like ... wtf?!

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It was literally like good morning, what do you think we need to work on?

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The kid: getting out this hoe house 

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The mom : 

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.... Like I tried to roll it back to even more basic stuff ... like a miracle question. If you woke up tomorrow and had the power to change anything you wanted, how would the world look/what would you change.

 

The kid: I'd go back in time and tell HA(her) to keep ha damn legs closed and stop getting kids with all these men 'cause ha bad ass kids nasty and I ain't cleaning up after them 

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The mom:

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Nah little heifer since you wanna talk. Gone tell the lady how you kick holes in the walls and pulled my braids out from the root *procedes to show me 2 bald spots*

 

Me:

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So basically I tried and failed to mediate over the basic of things and finally I was like ... I'm not going to allow you both to speak this way to each other so I'm ending the session.

The kid: That's alright. Imma fuck ha up when I get home 

The mom: 

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Me alone in the hallway with the kid after the mom leaves:

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The kid: 

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I'm sorry. Imma try and do better 

 

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7 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

I'm thinking about how @Vamped got me worried about the other kids in that household.

I'm not worried. They already get regular check ins by DCS and they go to the grandma's house for respite. There's no random dudes showing up over there. The mom told me when we were doing admission paperwork she was a hoe in a past life XD

But now she and Jesus are besties. 

Now the kid has a history of aggression for sure but most of it is, she hasn't had any real discipline because the mom was always invested in other things besides her kids. She and the mom also have bipolar disorder so keeping the mom on track with meds is just as important as keeping the kid on track with meds. When we got in the hallway all her attitude vanished and she is a model citizen in class so I know she can do it at home, she just doesn't want to. There's a lot of work to do. 

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6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I'm not worried. They already get regular check ins by DCS and they go to the grandma's house for respite. There's no random dudes showing up over there. The mom told me when we were doing admission paperwork she was a hoe in a past life XD

But now she and Jesus are besties. 

Now the kid has a history of aggression for sure but most of it is, she hasn't had any real discipline because the mom was always invested in other things besides her kids. She and the mom also have bipolar disorder so keeping the mom on track with meds is just as important as keeping the kid on track with meds. When we got in the hallway all her attitude vanished and she is a model citizen in class so I know she can do it at home, she just doesn't want to. There's a lot of work to do. 

This is good to know. I wish more families had access to this kind of treatment.

What the heck am I gonna eat for breakfast?

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Putting Carolina Reaper sauce on everything. I ordered a bottle of Elijah's Xtreme Regret off Amazon last week and it came Monday morning. The stuff I bought was made with both Carolina Reapers and Trinidad Scorpion peppers. Best hot sauce of my life. The girl pills got me craving it like crazy. I've sweated, my glasses fogged up, and I can FEEL the heat. All the other hot sauces out there got NOTHING on this stuff.

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Thinking about how I can wedge an entire household's worth of absolute crap into a single little purse like it's the TARDIS's butthole and I'm a Time-Proctologist but the second I have actual luggage to deal with it's all 'Oh, you want to add both a pair of socks and a pair of underwear at the same time? HAHAHA!' *farts at least one of those things out in such a way that something catches in the zipper. 

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