Still Me Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 aside from happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Ive never had an orgasm that I didnt give myself 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Death. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 57 minutes ago, Vamped said: Ive never had an orgasm that I didnt give myself Same. As well as a bevy of other sexual / sensual pleasures that one usually experiences by ages 10 - 15. I've never been fired. I've been "let go" when I was working at a start up business that was not getting off the ground, other than that all of my other former jobs I've quit from. Don't think I've ever won first place in any contest. I have placed though! Never hit a home run. Honestly probably literally the only times I've ever reached base (rare occasions which they were) was on grounders that somehow found holes in the infield. Similarly I've never caught a fly ball. Never palmed a basketball. I have baby hands. Never done any recreational drugs (other than alcohol). Never smoked a cigarette either. Never played any kind of MMORPG (are those still popular?) Never experienced Pokemon in any capacity other than it being on my TV when I woke up from having fallen asleep while watching AS. Oh, I guess also Pikachu's and Jigglypuff's involvement in Super Smash Bros., if that counts... Never broken a bone. Never had a tooth pulled. I don't THINK i've had stitches... Never been to another country, but I'm guessing that's common. Even though I have a bachelor's degree, I never experienced spring break beyond just not going to class for the designated week. Even though I've skied plenty, I've never snowboarded. Similarly I've never skateboarded, because any time I attempted I would fall off in 0.00000000000005 seconds. I have ice skated a couple times though. Never played ice hockey. I've played hockey on roller blades and on foot, but never on ice, despite having ice skated a couple times. Never dove into a body of water. I've swam and cannonballed into bodies of water countless times, but I just could never manage the dive. I have some kind of mental block about not wanting to let my feet go above my head for some reason. Never owned a pet. My brother briefly owned a couple rabbits that I had nothing to do with, and my parents currently have an outdoor cat that I have nothing to do with (she's such a sweety though, I wish she was an indoor cat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Ive never had an orgasm that I didnt give myself FUCKING THIS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I've never been on a train 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I've never murdered someone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Never have I ever experienced bungee jumping. I kept thinking of pithy shit that I had actually experienced, dammit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Never experienced a loss when playing poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Same. As well as a bevy of other sexual / sensual pleasures that one usually experiences by ages 10 - 15. I've never been fired. I've been "let go" when I was working at a start up business that was not getting off the ground, other than that all of my other former jobs I've quit from. Don't think I've ever won first place in any contest. I have placed though! Never hit a home run. Honestly probably literally the only times I've ever reached base (rare occasions which they were) was on grounders that somehow found holes in the infield. Similarly I've never caught a fly ball. Never palmed a basketball. I have baby hands. Never done any recreational drugs (other than alcohol). Never smoked a cigarette either. Never played any kind of MMORPG (are those still popular?) Never experienced Pokemon in any capacity other than it being on my TV when I woke up from having fallen asleep while watching AS. Oh, I guess also Pikachu's and Jigglypuff's involvement in Super Smash Bros., if that counts... Never broken a bone. Never had a tooth pulled. I don't THINK i've had stitches... Never been to another country, but I'm guessing that's common. Even though I have a bachelor's degree, I never experienced spring break beyond just not going to class for the designated week. Even though I've skied plenty, I've never snowboarded. Similarly I've never skateboarded, because any time I attempted I would fall off in 0.00000000000005 seconds. I have ice skated a couple times though. Never played ice hockey. I've played hockey on roller blades and on foot, but never on ice, despite having ice skated a couple times. Never dove into a body of water. I've swam and cannonballed into bodies of water countless times, but I just could never manage the dive. I have some kind of mental block about not wanting to let my feet go above my head for some reason. Never owned a pet. My brother briefly owned a couple rabbits that I had nothing to do with, and my parents currently have an outdoor cat that I have nothing to do with (she's such a sweety though, I wish she was an indoor cat). I hit 3 first pitch homeruns in one game. Back to back to back. I grew up on a baseball field. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 11 hours ago, Still Me said: FUCKING THIS!! Problem solved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I’ve never been to Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia, DC or Baltimore, Phoenix, Tucson, Denver, New Orleans. Yet. One day I’ll have been to them all along w/the states of Alaska, Hawaii, Utah, Montana, Idaho. Everything else I’ve already seen or not in a hurry to go see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Poof said: I’ve never been to Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia, DC or Baltimore, Phoenix, Tucson, Denver, New Orleans. Yet. One day I’ll have been to them all along w/the states of Alaska, Hawaii, Utah, Montana, Idaho. Everything else I’ve already seen or not in a hurry to go see. I have been to DC, Baltimore and New Orleans. Been on the outskirts of Philadelphia. Been to New Orleans a bunch of times. I'd prefer to move there, but fuck hurricanes. They get more than we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I've never watched Die Hard. Any of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I never watched anything Monty python 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I haven't missed Packard since he's been gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I never had sex never seen the Mandalorian either 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I never had sex *William Shatner enters* 🎼And I think it's gonna be a long long time.......🎶 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Although I have done the sex a few times, I've never really been in what I would call a "real" relationship, per se. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: I never had sex never seen the Mandalorian either Well, there's your problem right there. As soon as you watch The Mandalorian, bitches are gonna be breaking the door DAHN to get into your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Skiles said: Well, there's your problem right there. As soon as you watch The Mandalorian, bitches are gonna be breaking the door DAHN to get into your pants. sure as soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex I hope there is Edited February 13, 2021 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, ghostrek said: sure as soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex I hope there is You insist on making it as hard as humanly possible, don't you? First you have to solve world hunger, then become an ambassador to the Federations, then stretch your penis from two feet to three feet long.... and only after that will you be ready to get fucked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Sex is easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 hours ago, resurrected said: My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy." L Why lunchables?! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 hours ago, resurrected said: My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy." Her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 A woman's kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Having amnesia. Then again, maybe I have and I just forgot about it. Mind... blown. 🤯 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: A woman's kiss You kiss like a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 8 hours ago, resurrected said: My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy." @resurrected no that fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @resurrected no that fucked up Maybe you should try having sex with a man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Vamped said: Why lunchables?! XD Not even real Lunchables. The knock off brand ones. He's a cheap bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 8 hours ago, scoobdog said: Her? Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: @resurrected no that fucked up Yeah. We know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Maybe you should try having sex with a man? He tried. But the other dude had dick envy and was dick shamed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Giving you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 On 2/11/2021 at 9:19 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: Death. Are you sure? I mean, how would you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 19 hours ago, resurrected said: My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "'let party" fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 23 hours ago, ghostrek said: sure as soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex I hope there is That's where you're wrong. Legitimately, all you have to do is watch The Mandalorian. Then you're in like Flynn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Skiles said: That's where you're wrong. Legitimately, all you have to do is watch The Mandalorian. Then you're in like Flynn. watch The Prisoner 1967 first 0k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 3:30 PM, ghostrek said: I never had sex What happened to your UEMB gofundme hooker plan? As for the topic, I've never left the country. I've also never been arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 11:35 PM, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You kiss like a man? No I haven't kissed a woman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 14, 2021 Author Share Posted February 14, 2021 Since we’re on this topic and this day, I’ve never gotten flowers before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, Still Me said: Since we’re on this topic and this day, I’ve never gotten flowers before 🌹🌹 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Still Me said: Since we’re on this topic and this day, I’ve never gotten flowers before Bummer. Try to look on the bright side though, at least the flowers didn't get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Still Me said: Since we’re on this topic and this day, I’ve never gotten flowers before The guys you know are losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, tsar4 said: The guys you know are losers. Or I’m just not good enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: Or I’m just not good enough I don't believe that for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, tsar4 said: I don't believe that for a second. You might not but it’s true... it’s a fact made painfully obvious to me this past month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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