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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

Doom Metal Alchemist

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57 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Ive never had an orgasm that I didnt give myself

Same. As well as a bevy of other sexual / sensual pleasures that one usually experiences by ages 10 - 15.

I've never been fired. I've been "let go" when I was working at a start up business that was not getting off the ground, other than that all of my other former jobs I've quit from.

Don't think I've ever won first place in any contest. I have placed though!

Never hit a home run. Honestly probably literally the only times I've ever reached base (rare occasions which they were) was on grounders that somehow found holes in the infield. Similarly I've never caught a fly ball.

Never palmed a basketball. I have baby hands.

Never done any recreational drugs (other than alcohol). Never smoked a cigarette either.

Never played any kind of MMORPG (are those still popular?)

Never experienced Pokemon in any capacity other than it being on my TV when I woke up from having fallen asleep while watching AS. Oh, I guess also Pikachu's and Jigglypuff's involvement in Super Smash Bros., if that counts...

Never broken a bone. Never had a tooth pulled. I don't THINK i've had stitches...

Never been to another country, but I'm guessing that's common.

Even though I have a bachelor's degree, I never experienced spring break beyond just not going to class for the designated week.

Even though I've skied plenty, I've never snowboarded. Similarly I've never skateboarded, because any time I attempted I would fall off in 0.00000000000005 seconds. I have ice skated a couple times though. 

Never played ice hockey. I've played hockey on roller blades and on foot, but never on ice, despite having ice skated a couple times.

Never dove into a body of water. I've swam and cannonballed into bodies of water countless times, but I just could never manage the dive. I have some kind of mental block about not wanting to let my feet go above my head for some reason.

Never owned a pet. My brother briefly owned a couple rabbits that I had nothing to do with, and my parents currently have an outdoor cat that I have nothing to do with (she's such a sweety though, I wish she was an indoor cat).

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10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Same. As well as a bevy of other sexual / sensual pleasures that one usually experiences by ages 10 - 15.

I've never been fired. I've been "let go" when I was working at a start up business that was not getting off the ground, other than that all of my other former jobs I've quit from.

Don't think I've ever won first place in any contest. I have placed though!

Never hit a home run. Honestly probably literally the only times I've ever reached base (rare occasions which they were) was on grounders that somehow found holes in the infield. Similarly I've never caught a fly ball.

Never palmed a basketball. I have baby hands.

Never done any recreational drugs (other than alcohol). Never smoked a cigarette either.

Never played any kind of MMORPG (are those still popular?)

Never experienced Pokemon in any capacity other than it being on my TV when I woke up from having fallen asleep while watching AS. Oh, I guess also Pikachu's and Jigglypuff's involvement in Super Smash Bros., if that counts...

Never broken a bone. Never had a tooth pulled. I don't THINK i've had stitches...

Never been to another country, but I'm guessing that's common.

Even though I have a bachelor's degree, I never experienced spring break beyond just not going to class for the designated week.

Even though I've skied plenty, I've never snowboarded. Similarly I've never skateboarded, because any time I attempted I would fall off in 0.00000000000005 seconds. I have ice skated a couple times though. 

Never played ice hockey. I've played hockey on roller blades and on foot, but never on ice, despite having ice skated a couple times.

Never dove into a body of water. I've swam and cannonballed into bodies of water countless times, but I just could never manage the dive. I have some kind of mental block about not wanting to let my feet go above my head for some reason.

Never owned a pet. My brother briefly owned a couple rabbits that I had nothing to do with, and my parents currently have an outdoor cat that I have nothing to do with (she's such a sweety though, I wish she was an indoor cat).

I hit 3 first pitch homeruns in one game. Back to back to back. 

I grew up on a baseball field.

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Poof Monster Mutant

Poof

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I’ve never been to Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia,  DC or Baltimore, Phoenix, Tucson, Denver, New Orleans. Yet. One day I’ll have been to them all along w/the states of Alaska, Hawaii, Utah, Montana, Idaho. Everything else I’ve already seen or not in a hurry to go see.

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7 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’ve never been to Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia,  DC or Baltimore, Phoenix, Tucson, Denver, New Orleans. Yet. One day I’ll have been to them all along w/the states of Alaska, Hawaii, Utah, Montana, Idaho. Everything else I’ve already seen or not in a hurry to go see.

I have been to DC, Baltimore and New Orleans. Been on the outskirts of Philadelphia. Been to New Orleans a bunch of times. I'd prefer to move there, but fuck hurricanes. They get more than we do.

Skiles Luminary

Skiles

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

I never had sex

 

never seen the Mandalorian either

Well, there's your problem right there. As soon as you watch The Mandalorian, bitches are gonna be breaking the door DAHN to get into your pants. 

ghostrek Super Hero

ghostrek

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2 hours ago, Skiles said:

Well, there's your problem right there. As soon as you watch The Mandalorian, bitches are gonna be breaking the door DAHN to get into your pants. 

sure as  soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut  I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex  I hope there is

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scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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31 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

sure as  soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut  I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex  I hope there is

You insist on making it as hard as humanly possible, don't you?  First you have to solve world hunger, then become an ambassador to the Federations, then stretch your penis from two feet to three feet long.... and only after that will you be ready to get fucked.

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Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

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3 hours ago, resurrected said:

My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. 

He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy."

L

Why lunchables?! XD

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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3 hours ago, resurrected said:

My money is on ghost having a blow up doll handcuffed to his toilet. 

He brings her Lunchables and pretends she says, "Thanks, daddy."

 

Her?

Skiles Luminary

Skiles

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23 hours ago, ghostrek said:

sure as  soon I can get a pilot's license NASA's going to hire me as a astronaut  I think there's a lot more in steps then between their from just watching them in the Mandalorian to having sex  I hope there is

That's where you're wrong. Legitimately, all you have to do is watch The Mandalorian. Then you're in like Flynn.

ghostrek Super Hero

ghostrek

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26 minutes ago, Skiles said:

That's where you're wrong. Legitimately, all you have to do is watch The Mandalorian. Then you're in like Flynn.

watch The Prisoner 1967  first 0k

Ric Monster Mutant

Ric

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On 2/12/2021 at 3:30 PM, ghostrek said:

I never had sex

What happened to your UEMB gofundme hooker plan?

As for the topic, I've never left the country.
I've also never been arrested.

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