Azalar Hex Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 Being a gamer my entire life has given me tremendous ability with my fingers. ( confirmed by one and a half lovely ladies ) According to what my mother told me the other day, I have bigger nipples than her. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 Um.... because of my current job that I got about a year ago for the first in my life I have visible abs. That's all I got.
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 Apparently I give better BJs than most women? I tried to asked what all these other girls be doing wrong but i was told to quit asking and continue sucking that dick.
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Apparently I give better BJs than most women? I tried to asked what all these other girls be doing wrong but i was told to quit asking and continue sucking that dick. That's when you awkwardly stop sucking the dick and just walk away. Step up yo hoe game, bitch. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 What did you do with your fingers to half a woman? Why was there only half of her?
tsar4 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 Pale blue eyes ala Paul Newman...& two older black ladies said I had "bedroom eyes" but I think they were just trying to embarrass me.
Raptorpat Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Why was there only half of her? She underestimated the power of his fingers.
Naraku4656 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: She underestimated the power of his fingers. yare yare daze
jackiemarie90 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 I have more legs than a bucket of chicken and I’ll smoke afterwards with ya. 4 2
Naraku4656 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: I can kegel two hundred and twenty five pounds @fuggstop
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: @fuggstop No he can't
Kudasai Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: I have more legs than a bucket of chicken and I’ll smoke afterwards with ya. 1 2
GuyBeardmane Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 I can masturbate ambidextrously. I was also told by my orthodontist to warn any girlfriends that I had the world's strongest tongue. 1 3
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: She underestimated the power of his fingers. Cue the shining finger sword.
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I can masturbate ambidextrously. I was also told by my orthodontist to warn any girlfriends that I had the world's strongest tongue. 😯
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 I can do stuff with my tongue? 1
TrigunBebop Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) I give incredible blow jobs. >.> <.< Spoiler Yes, this is a balloon joke. Edited October 20, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1
SwimModSponges Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 My favorite part of sex is eating the vagina. It's just the greatest. Want to rub my face in it.
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 On 10/19/2019 at 4:47 PM, crackymckrackin said: I have genitals. Omg me TOO!!!
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 7 hours ago, SorceressPol said: I can sexy dance. 2 1
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 13 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I can do stuff with my tongue? I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.>
HardcoreHunter Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 I take a long time to cum and have a short refractory period and rather large thick loads. Shortest romp was 4hrs and that was only because the girl passed out fucking quitter.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.> Roll it into a burrito? Roll it into an M like shape? Touch your nose with it?
Vamped Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 6 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: I take a long time to cum and have a short refractory period and rather large thick loads. Shortest romp was 4hrs and that was only because the girl passed out fucking quitter. 8
André Toulon Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 I'm seeing that people are being gracious with the word facts 1 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 Like, was the woman paralyzed or missing body parts, does he consider some people not as good as others, why half a woman?
fuggstop Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Vamped said: lol girl! One guy caught me looking at the clock once 1
Bouvre Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) I make a braying mule sound so spot-on you can feel it deep inside you, can feel it climb the columns of your spine to the back of your neck. Nine out of ten doctors recommend it for achieving the best orgasm you've ever had. Edited October 21, 2019 by Bouvre 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 On 10/21/2019 at 2:25 AM, Vela said: I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.> ❤️ 1
Vela Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 On 10/21/2019 at 4:07 PM, Bouvre said: I make a braying mule sound so spot-on you can feel it deep inside you, can feel it climb the columns of your spine to the back of your neck. Nine out of ten doctors recommend it for achieving the best orgasm you've ever had. So there's way more to that scene in Devilman Crybaby!
Vela Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 Also On 10/19/2019 at 6:51 PM, fuggstop said: I do kegels on the guy during the act as is the correct way
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