Azalar Hex Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Being a gamer my entire life has given me tremendous ability with my fingers. ( confirmed by one and a half lovely ladies ) According to what my mother told me the other day, I have bigger nipples than her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Um.... because of my current job that I got about a year ago for the first in my life I have visible abs. That's all I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 One and a half ladies? 😱 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Apparently I give better BJs than most women? I tried to asked what all these other girls be doing wrong but i was told to quit asking and continue sucking that dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Apparently I give better BJs than most women? I tried to asked what all these other girls be doing wrong but i was told to quit asking and continue sucking that dick. That's when you awkwardly stop sucking the dick and just walk away. Step up yo hoe game, bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I have six toes on one hand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 What did you do with your fingers to half a woman? Why was there only half of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Pale blue eyes ala Paul Newman...& two older black ladies said I had "bedroom eyes" but I think they were just trying to embarrass me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Why was there only half of her? She underestimated the power of his fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: She underestimated the power of his fingers. yare yare daze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 i have a long tongue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I have more legs than a bucket of chicken and I’ll smoke afterwards with ya. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 My dick get hard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I can kegel two hundred and twenty five pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: I can kegel two hundred and twenty five pounds @fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 ... I've got nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: @fuggstop No he can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: I have more legs than a bucket of chicken and I’ll smoke afterwards with ya. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I can masturbate ambidextrously. I was also told by my orthodontist to warn any girlfriends that I had the world's strongest tongue. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I have genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: She underestimated the power of his fingers. Cue the shining finger sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I can masturbate ambidextrously. I was also told by my orthodontist to warn any girlfriends that I had the world's strongest tongue. 😯 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I do kegels on the guy during the act 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I once had scabies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I can do stuff with my tongue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) I give incredible blow jobs. >.> <.< Spoiler Yes, this is a balloon joke. Edited October 20, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 My favorite part of sex is eating the vagina. It's just the greatest. Want to rub my face in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I can sexy dance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 On 10/19/2019 at 4:47 PM, crackymckrackin said: I have genitals. Omg me TOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 7 hours ago, SorceressPol said: I can sexy dance. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 13 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I can do stuff with my tongue? I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I take a long time to cum and have a short refractory period and rather large thick loads. Shortest romp was 4hrs and that was only because the girl passed out fucking quitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Vela said: I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.> Roll it into a burrito? Roll it into an M like shape? Touch your nose with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 6 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: I take a long time to cum and have a short refractory period and rather large thick loads. Shortest romp was 4hrs and that was only because the girl passed out fucking quitter. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I'm seeing that people are being gracious with the word facts 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Like, was the woman paralyzed or missing body parts, does he consider some people not as good as others, why half a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Vamped said: lol girl! One guy caught me looking at the clock once 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) I make a braying mule sound so spot-on you can feel it deep inside you, can feel it climb the columns of your spine to the back of your neck. Nine out of ten doctors recommend it for achieving the best orgasm you've ever had. Edited October 21, 2019 by Bouvre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 On 10/21/2019 at 2:25 AM, Vela said: I can too, but I don't think anybody would consider it sexy >.> ❤️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 On 10/21/2019 at 4:07 PM, Bouvre said: I make a braying mule sound so spot-on you can feel it deep inside you, can feel it climb the columns of your spine to the back of your neck. Nine out of ten doctors recommend it for achieving the best orgasm you've ever had. So there's way more to that scene in Devilman Crybaby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Also On 10/19/2019 at 6:51 PM, fuggstop said: I do kegels on the guy during the act as is the correct way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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