Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) think about it...ya get up...gotta go to work...don’t feel like wearing a bra? Go titty-less or...slap on an A or a B cup and you’re off...then you come home...gonna go out for the night...brace your spine for some double Ds...pump up the volume... then again I misplace shit...and I would lose the matching pair and have to go all fuckin loppy titty...with like a A cup and a C cup....like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast Edited March 19, 2019 by Still Me 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 You're watching too many nerdy science fiction flicks apparently. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I could see someone wearing one of your tiddies like a hat if that were the case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Still Me said: t.like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast you could change your name to biggie smallz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Sounds very unsexy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: you could change your name to biggie smallz I don’t know if that’s in poor taste or I should learn how to rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: I could see someone wearing one of your tiddies like a hat if that were the case. Tits are hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 My arm is already detachable, and I lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Women would be obsolete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I know a breast cancer survivor who does sport removable boobs I don't now how, and have never asked how they work or anything, that would be disrespectful and its none of my buisness all i know is she showed me once and was like here look *slip* -flat chested - boom, and i was like oh shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation Edited March 19, 2019 by Vamped 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation If you don't want them, I know a guy who does.....Let me pretend to call him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Perfect Cell said: If you don't want them, I know a guy who does.....Let me pretend to call him my tits or my bras? ..... or both? My bras are like new .... my tits though .... they've got some mileage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: You're watching too many nerdy science fiction flicks apparently. shut up @Zenigundam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: my tits or my bras? ..... or both? My bras are like new .... my tits though .... they've got some mileage He didn't answer....Just sent a text saying "wow, what am I doing with my life" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Same with nuts. How many times have I crossed my legs and pinched old boys. Or going into a fight, just detach the ol' sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Still Me said: Tits are hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Perfect Cell said: Women would be obsolete Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 hours ago, midnight said: Same with nuts. How many times have I crossed my legs and pinched old boys. Or going into a fight, just detach the ol' sack. Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Still Me said: Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail You do that, and I'll make a titty flail. But to get the full affect of the swing, they'd need to be big ol' floppy titties. DD concussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: She needs a priest to exorcise those demons living in her chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, Still Me said: Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete You don't know my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Perfect Cell said: You don't know my life. I know that pocket pussy ain’t gonna cut it....lyfe or no lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Yes! Now I can finally win all the limbo tournaments without having to use my secret technique! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I'd end up putting them in the same bag as one of my wigs and forget them in there. Then, a year later, I'd pull down the bag, wonder why it's heavier than usual and pull out a pair of sasquatch tits that had fused with the hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I wish I could take off my head. And others could too. So many possibilities… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 On 3/19/2019 at 9:05 AM, Vamped said: I already dont wear make up and barely brush my hair to go to work, I'd just never have boobs if I had to remember to put them on. 50/50 chance I'd wear them on the weekends more likely I'd just have a pair for special occasions ... like my current bra situation This. Id barely wear my tits or only wear them when i see fuckbuddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 someone once floated a similar idea about a particular detachable human body 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I just want mine detached forever. I hate having big breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 What if you just had someone hold them up for you forever? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: What if you just had someone hold them up for you forever? I could work with this. Needs to be on a voluntary basis though. Aka, for free. Maybe I should look into being a dominiatrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Would room and board be included? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 10 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: I just want mine detached forever. I hate having big breasts. What if you only attach them during sex? Would that be acceptable? If any woman could do this with any variety of shape / size of breasts they wanted to at any time they wanted to, omg, the possibilities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 19 hours ago, sahockeygrl15 said: I could work with this. Needs to be on a voluntary basis though. Aka, for free. Maybe I should look into being a dominiatrix. I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. Let them carry your load. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. Let them carry your load. Jack I need a job. I'll take an unpaid internship. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 @GuyBeardmane is a one man operation. Keeps the overhead low and the clientele happy. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: @GuyBeardmane is a one man operation. Keeps the overhead low and the clientele happy. Now now, I have my hands full at times. I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance. Gotta expand sometime. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 So, at what age are you allowed to buy your first boobs? Do they come as seeds that you have to grow yourself, to the size you want? Can you replant them if you want them to grow a little more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Friends, enemies, other board members, lend me your boobs. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cau said: Friends, enemies, other board members, lend me your boobs. Hide contents i never understood Diana's design in SMT, but then again i don't remember ever using her anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 20 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Now now, I have my hands full at times. I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance. Gotta expand sometime. And smell nice. Some of these fuckers here have the stank, man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My boobs are detachable. Can confirm: VERY liberating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 On 8/15/2019 at 6:18 PM, GuyBeardmane said: Now now, I have my hands full at times. I will take new employees as long as they pass a background check and can stand and lift 25 pounds without assistance. Gotta expand sometime. 25 pound boobies.... 😍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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