cyberbully Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) I'm only slightly hoping for dead.....Not that I want to die, but as I get older, I realize my fucks given are doing a jolting recoil back into my teenage years and seriously, I can't live that way again. Edited July 6, 2018 by cyberbully
bnmjy Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 I imagine VR will be fucking amazing by then, so I will be living in a fantasy world.
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Probably still working here and living in the same fucking house while madison visits looking beautiful af and giving me a sad look as i feed 100 cats. Visits with her husband and kids
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 We took my wife's grandparents to Costco yesterday since they don't have a card anymore... Grandpa was totalling up everything in the cart under his breath and grandma just kept giving him shit about it... We dragged behind them a bit and I asked my wife if that's how we're gonna be when we get to that age. Without hesitation she turned to me and said yes. You notice watching them though, together for 51 years now, that there's this polished resignation in how they give each other shit. And safety in knowing that they can haggle each other and no one's going anywhere. I realized that then it wouldn't be so bad to be like that when we get to that age. If anything I hope I, hell we, turn out to be just like those kind of old people.
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: We took my wife's grandparents to Costco yesterday since they don't have a card anymore... Grandpa was totalling up everything in the cart under his breath and grandma just kept giving him shit about it... We dragged behind them a bit and I asked my wife if that's how we're gonna be when we get to that age. Without hesitation she turned to me and said yes. You notice watching them though, together for 51 years now, that there's this polished resignation in how they give each other shit. And safety in knowing that they can haggle each other and no one's going anywhere. I realized that then it wouldn't be so bad to be like that when we get to that age. If anything I hope I, hell we, turn out to be just like those kind of old people. No way anyone puts up with my shit that long.. but it's a nice thought.
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Clu said: No way anyone puts up with my shit that long.. but it's a nice thought. Just gotta find the right one I suppose...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: Just gotta find the right one I suppose... Shit.
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 I'm already pretty crotchety so I'll probably be more so. I've always been old for my age. I'm hoping I'll circle back and be one of those youthful old folks that has a lot of fun.
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Doing the same stupid shit I'm doing now. You is old.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: Forgetful, abusive, and horny. So not much will change. I'll be dating hot, legal age teens.
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'll be dating hot, legal age teens. Ain't nothing changing kid.... I like that
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Clu said: Ain't nothing changing kid.... I like that I like that too. Just imagine that by then I'll be older than their daddies. Like their daddies are in elementary school right now. 😦💪🔥🏈😐🐎
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I like that too. Just imagine that by then I'll be older than their daddies. Like their daddies are in elementary school right now. 😦💪🔥🏈😐🐎 Damn... Be sure to leave some pussy for me too pimpin
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Damn... Be sure to leave some pussy for me too pimpin A couple of old guys going after the legal youngins lol, people are gonna think we're creeps, but it's all good. Paradise is in the panties. 😏
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: A couple of old guys going after the legal youngins lol, people are gonna think we're creeps, but it's all good. Paradise is in the panties. 😏 That's some fortune cookie shit right there.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: That's some fortune cookie shit right there. Yeah good thing these boards are underground. The mainstream betas will never peep this exclusive info. I might have to open my own Chinese place actually, I would love to date an 18 year old Asian woman who needs a prom date. 😐🐼👪💓🎎
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah good thing these boards are underground. The mainstream betas will never peep this exclusive info. I might have to open my own Chinese place actually, I would love to date an 18 year old Asian woman who needs a prom date. 😐🐼👪💓🎎 🤜🤛🤜🤛👊👊💪💪🕶️🕶️🕶️ 1
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Clu said: 🤜🤛🤜🤛👊👊💪💪🕶️🕶️🕶️ Imagine me coming to pick her up at her house for the prom, 38 years old and all clean shaven and looking brilliantly young in the moment?! Also, imagine me tricking the dance chaperones into thinking I'm a student from another school. This is like that Jon Cryer movie when he went back to HS as like a 30 year old because the mob was trying to kill him! 🎃 Edited July 6, 2018 by Zenigundam
katt_goddess Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Let's see. Today I had to go in for about 20 minutes on my day off to do some quick data entry crap that had to be done before 8:30a and no one was able to do so. On occasions like this, I'm allowed to basically wear whatever the hell I want [so long as everything is covered obviously] . I went in with the usual long sleeve throw-over shirt, floppy leather Indiana Jones hat, fingerless biker gloves, ...Harley Quinn ponytails, black lipstick, a t-shirt featuring a cartoon Chris Pratt showing his nipples to a velociraptor, a backpack sack painted like a proton pack, ancient sweats, canvas slips and really funky looking sunglasses - pink ones. So, I'm guessing since I'm already old, it's only going to get weirder from here. Buckle up.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) You guys are old my mom is 55 and old I'm 28 and forever young I hate when people say I'm aging, I'm not bitch Edited July 6, 2018 by Zenigundam
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You guys are old my mom is 55 and old I'm 28 and forever young I hate when people say I'm aging, I'm not bitch Just becuz u dress like youre 12 doesn't mean you arent aging. 1
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Just becuz u dress like youre 12 doesn't mean you arent aging. I haven't aged in years, fuggz, try again 💪
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 I'll finally be able to play my god damned video games. But I'll be sure to stay up on whatever slurs are popular so I can shit talk the kids I'm playing.
1938 Packard Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Clu said: Forgetful, abusive, and horny. So not much will change. Just like my great grandparents. They weren't millionaires, but they lived comfortably in their old.age.
naraku360 Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Just like my great grandparents. They weren't millionaires, but they lived comfortably in their old.age. You misspelled "retarded." 1
Ginguy Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 I'm half-way there already, and I'm morose and misery.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 Sarcastic and cutthroat. And probably in surprisingly good shape.
Still Me Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 2 hours ago, nameraka said: hopefully as cool as this guy was That guy looks a lot like Bruce Willis.....and if it is.....he’s still cool as fuck....he could be my granddaddy and id bang him retarded
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: That guy looks a lot like Bruce Willis.....and if it is.....he’s still cool as fuck....he could be my granddaddy and id bang him retarded Put pointy ears on him and who do you see? 1
Still Me Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Put pointy ears on him and who do you see? i see my imagination not working like that 1
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2018 Posted July 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: i see my imagination not working like that Apparently not working at all. 1
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