Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Forgetful, abusive, and horny. So not much will change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 That pervy old guy with a sex dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) I'm only slightly hoping for dead.....Not that I want to die, but as I get older, I realize my fucks given are doing a jolting recoil back into my teenage years and seriously, I can't live that way again. Edited July 6, 2018 by cyberbully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I imagine VR will be fucking amazing by then, so I will be living in a fantasy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Probably still drinking, reading, and writing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Probably still working here and living in the same fucking house while madison visits looking beautiful af and giving me a sad look as i feed 100 cats. Visits with her husband and kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Bitter and spiteful, pretty much the way I am now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 We took my wife's grandparents to Costco yesterday since they don't have a card anymore... Grandpa was totalling up everything in the cart under his breath and grandma just kept giving him shit about it... We dragged behind them a bit and I asked my wife if that's how we're gonna be when we get to that age. Without hesitation she turned to me and said yes. You notice watching them though, together for 51 years now, that there's this polished resignation in how they give each other shit. And safety in knowing that they can haggle each other and no one's going anywhere. I realized that then it wouldn't be so bad to be like that when we get to that age. If anything I hope I, hell we, turn out to be just like those kind of old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: We took my wife's grandparents to Costco yesterday since they don't have a card anymore... Grandpa was totalling up everything in the cart under his breath and grandma just kept giving him shit about it... We dragged behind them a bit and I asked my wife if that's how we're gonna be when we get to that age. Without hesitation she turned to me and said yes. You notice watching them though, together for 51 years now, that there's this polished resignation in how they give each other shit. And safety in knowing that they can haggle each other and no one's going anywhere. I realized that then it wouldn't be so bad to be like that when we get to that age. If anything I hope I, hell we, turn out to be just like those kind of old people. No way anyone puts up with my shit that long.. but it's a nice thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Clu said: No way anyone puts up with my shit that long.. but it's a nice thought. Just gotta find the right one I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Israeli_Jericho941 said: Just gotta find the right one I suppose... Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I'm already pretty crotchety so I'll probably be more so. I've always been old for my age. I'm hoping I'll circle back and be one of those youthful old folks that has a lot of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Hopefully dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Doing the same stupid shit I'm doing now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Doing the same stupid shit I'm doing now. You is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Damn fucking straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: Forgetful, abusive, and horny. So not much will change. I'll be dating hot, legal age teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'll be dating hot, legal age teens. Ain't nothing changing kid.... I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Clu said: Ain't nothing changing kid.... I like that I like that too. Just imagine that by then I'll be older than their daddies. Like their daddies are in elementary school right now. 😦💪🔥🏈😐🐎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I like that too. Just imagine that by then I'll be older than their daddies. Like their daddies are in elementary school right now. 😦💪🔥🏈😐🐎 Damn... Be sure to leave some pussy for me too pimpin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Damn... Be sure to leave some pussy for me too pimpin A couple of old guys going after the legal youngins lol, people are gonna think we're creeps, but it's all good. Paradise is in the panties. 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: A couple of old guys going after the legal youngins lol, people are gonna think we're creeps, but it's all good. Paradise is in the panties. 😏 That's some fortune cookie shit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: That's some fortune cookie shit right there. Yeah good thing these boards are underground. The mainstream betas will never peep this exclusive info. I might have to open my own Chinese place actually, I would love to date an 18 year old Asian woman who needs a prom date. 😐🐼👪💓🎎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah good thing these boards are underground. The mainstream betas will never peep this exclusive info. I might have to open my own Chinese place actually, I would love to date an 18 year old Asian woman who needs a prom date. 😐🐼👪💓🎎 🤜🤛🤜🤛👊👊💪💪🕶️🕶️🕶️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Clu said: 🤜🤛🤜🤛👊👊💪💪🕶️🕶️🕶️ Imagine me coming to pick her up at her house for the prom, 38 years old and all clean shaven and looking brilliantly young in the moment?! Also, imagine me tricking the dance chaperones into thinking I'm a student from another school. This is like that Jon Cryer movie when he went back to HS as like a 30 year old because the mob was trying to kill him! 🎃 Edited July 6, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I'm already old. Do you actually want me to get worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Let's see. Today I had to go in for about 20 minutes on my day off to do some quick data entry crap that had to be done before 8:30a and no one was able to do so. On occasions like this, I'm allowed to basically wear whatever the hell I want [so long as everything is covered obviously] . I went in with the usual long sleeve throw-over shirt, floppy leather Indiana Jones hat, fingerless biker gloves, ...Harley Quinn ponytails, black lipstick, a t-shirt featuring a cartoon Chris Pratt showing his nipples to a velociraptor, a backpack sack painted like a proton pack, ancient sweats, canvas slips and really funky looking sunglasses - pink ones. So, I'm guessing since I'm already old, it's only going to get weirder from here. Buckle up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) You guys are old my mom is 55 and old I'm 28 and forever young I hate when people say I'm aging, I'm not bitch Edited July 6, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 crazy old guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 miserly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You guys are old my mom is 55 and old I'm 28 and forever young I hate when people say I'm aging, I'm not bitch Just becuz u dress like youre 12 doesn't mean you arent aging. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Cybernetic, hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Just becuz u dress like youre 12 doesn't mean you arent aging. I haven't aged in years, fuggz, try again 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I'll finally be able to play my god damned video games. But I'll be sure to stay up on whatever slurs are popular so I can shit talk the kids I'm playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Let you know once I get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 A dead one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Clu said: Forgetful, abusive, and horny. So not much will change. Just like my great grandparents. They weren't millionaires, but they lived comfortably in their old.age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Flatulent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Just like my great grandparents. They weren't millionaires, but they lived comfortably in their old.age. You misspelled "retarded." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 The kind that asks what store she’s in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 I'm half-way there already, and I'm morose and misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Probably the same....minus a bra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Grumpy and pervy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 hopefully as cool as this guy was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Sarcastic and cutthroat. And probably in surprisingly good shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 hours ago, nameraka said: hopefully as cool as this guy was That guy looks a lot like Bruce Willis.....and if it is.....he’s still cool as fuck....he could be my granddaddy and id bang him retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: That guy looks a lot like Bruce Willis.....and if it is.....he’s still cool as fuck....he could be my granddaddy and id bang him retarded Put pointy ears on him and who do you see? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Put pointy ears on him and who do you see? i see my imagination not working like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: i see my imagination not working like that Apparently not working at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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