Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 For me it's a no brainier, chitterlings. I'll sooner starve to death before I ever consider eating chitterlings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Ham 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 I've spent the better part of my life in the deep south and at no point has chitterlings been a thanksgiving food. I mean, they do get eaten, but it like family reunions ans birthday parties...TG has some gross shit...Like yams, but I can't say I've had them on TG 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: I've spent the better part of my life in the deep south and at no point has chitterlings been a thanksgiving food. I mean, they do get eaten, but it like family reunions ans birthday parties...TG has some gross shit...Like yams, but I can't say I've had them on TG This. I have lived in the deep south all my life and have never known anyone to eat chittlins on Thanksgiving. My dad eats them year round, but I've never had them, and will never try them. Far as the OP's question, stuffing can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Disco puts all the organ meats in her's, and that's just a hard pass for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 YOU DONT EAT ASS WE GET IT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: YOU DONT EAT ASS WE GET IT Nope but I'll sure as hell kick em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, resurrected said: This. I have lived in the deep south all my life and have never known anyone to eat chittlins on Thanksgiving. My dad eats them year round, but I've never had them, and will never try them. Far as the OP's question, stuffing can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Disco puts all the organ meats in her's, and that's just a hard pass for me. I wish y'all would tell these motherfuckers up here not to serve serve chitterlings on Thanksgiving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 56 minutes ago, NaBarney said: Ham This is the right answer. And I can't believe anyone would not like yams and stuffing. They're like, essential. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Nope but I'll sure as hell kick em and my banned food would be kielbasa and sauerkraut. Yeeeck. It's only a thanksgiving food since my family insists on being really slovakian 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Yams are the least delicious thanksgiving food, I never bother with them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 You've never had good yams and I'm sad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: You've never had good yams and I'm sad for you. You've never had any yams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Thems fighting words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 29 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: This is the right answer. And I can't believe anyone would not like yams and stuffing. They're like, essential. Ham is acceptable any time. Yams are garbage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Yams and pumpkin pie are disgusting to me as well. Fuck the pilgrims. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 Just now, resurrected said: Ham is acceptable any time. Yams are garbage. Sounds like it might be time for a poll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 33 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I wish y'all would tell these motherfuckers up here not to serve serve chitterlings on Thanksgiving No one down here even calls them chitterlings. They're chittlins down here. Shit sacks. Plain and simple. Boil the shit out of them literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 Just now, resurrected said: No one down here even calls them chitterlings. They're chittlins down here. Shit sacks. Plain and simple. Boil the shit out of them literally. We call them that too I was just being formal for those who don't know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, resurrected said: No one down here even calls them chitterlings. They're chittlins down here. Shit sacks. Plain and simple. Boil the shit out of them literally. And FYI I personally refer to them as shitlins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Hmmm, let's see...I'd have to flip a coin numerous times to determine if ham, cranberry sauce, yams/sweet potatoes, that crappy whipped cream jello fruit thing or any number of other items I've seen offered at Thanksgiving would be eliminated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: You've never had good yams and I'm sad for you. For me yams need to overcome their yam flavor and that's not something I look for in food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Broccoli casserole. Green beans are at least thin enough that you just get the mushroom soup and fried onion part of it. With broccoli, it mushes down and becomes a massive fart blob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: , that crappy whipped cream jello fruit thing This stuff should be considered a crime against humanity. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, mthor said: This stuff should be considered a crime against humanity. ...and don't be sticking raisins in the stuffing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Idk what that is I'd say turkey. Ham is the real thanksgiving food. Ham and mashed potatoes with gravy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, resurrected said: Yams and pumpkin pie are disgusting to me as well. Fuck the pilgrims. Those aren't yams. Also, more pumpkin pie for me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 47 minutes ago, stilgar said: Those aren't yams. Also, more pumpkin pie for me. Although I know what you're doing with this "real yams" thing....In what context of this post have you derived that what he's referring to isn't yams...Or are you saying he's calling Pimpkin pie filling yams. I keep reading this thinking like "what isn't yams?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 The yams the majority of Americans serve at Thanksgiving are just sweet potatoes and aren't yams at all. The fact is most Americans haven't even seen a yam, let alone eaten one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, stilgar said: The yams the majority of Americans serve at Thanksgiving are just sweet potatoes and aren't yams at all. The fact is most Americans haven't even seen a yam, let alone eaten one. Ohhh, so it's an assumption based on your normal culinary elitism. As much as I agree that some people have probably never had a real yam, it's not like they are hard to get...It's not like Kobe beef irrc, you can grow em here in controlled environments. Not to mention anyplace with an Asian market will likely lave the real deal or will get it if you ask without you having to order them internationally youself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 It just annoys me that the majority of Americans are idiots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, stilgar said: It just annoys me that the majority of Americans are idiots. This caused a bit of a problem on thanksgiving when Boo told me to get yams and got annoyed I came back with yams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I was going to say cranberries because I was the one that would go out and pick the frickin' things out in the swamp borders. But I'm going to go with sweet potatoes. They are gross, disgusting, nasty little slime turds hiding in brown sugar. Kill with fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Honestly, I have a difficult time saying that any food is invalid, because I'm the world's smallest 500-pound man. However, I will say that if any of you try to permaban green bean casserole, I swear to God, we're gonna do battle. It'll be fisticuffs. Green bean casserole is fucking AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 green bean casserole I love green beans by themselves, but anytime you add cream of mushroom to something I'm not going within 5 feet of it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Anything bland. So, all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Generally nothing, because, even though there are always dishes I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole, there is always enough food I do like for me. The one pick I can agree with though is Ham. 17 hours ago, resurrected said: Ham is acceptable any time. Close, but not quite. Ham is acceptable any time EXCEPT THANKS-FUCKING-GIVING. THANKSGIVING IS TURKEY. END OF GODDAMN STORY. Although, again, if both turkey and ham are served, that's fine. But if its like, "We're not having turkey this year, we're doing ham instead," Fuck you. 17 hours ago, resurrected said: pumpkin pie are disgusting to me as well. That's it, I'm banning YOU from Thanksgiving. 😜 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 13 hours ago, stilgar said: The yams the majority of Americans serve at Thanksgiving are just sweet potatoes and aren't yams at all. The fact is most Americans haven't even seen a yam, let alone eaten one. I know what yams are. They're a root. Widely grown in the Caribbean and Africa. 13 hours ago, stilgar said: It just annoys me that the majority of Americans are idiots. True, but most people here in the states only know yams to be the shit Bruce's has in a can. Which is sweet potatoes, even though it's called Bruce's Yams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Generally nothing, because, even though there are always dishes I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole, there is always enough food I do like for me. The one pick I can agree with though is Ham. Close, but not quite. Ham is acceptable any time EXCEPT THANKS-FUCKING-GIVING. THANKSGIVING IS TURKEY. END OF GODDAMN STORY. Although, again, if both turkey and ham are served, that's fine. But if its like, "We're not having turkey this year, we're doing ham instead," Fuck you. That's it, I'm banning YOU from Thanksgiving. 😜 (Brings the ham to Doom's house on Thanksgiving, when asked to bring the turkey). (For good measure, brings pineapple to put on the ham). Hahaha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: (Brings the ham to Doom's house on Thanksgiving, when asked to bring the turkey). (For good measure, brings pineapple to put on the ham). Hahaha. Don't worry, I'm buying two pumpkin pies... One for dessert and the other to hit you in face with when I greet you at the door. 😝 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Doom isn't having Thanksiving, he's having a comedy routine. Edited November 19, 2020 by scoobdog 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 11/16/2020 at 2:48 PM, Kudasai said: For me it's a no brainier, chitterlings. I'll sooner starve to death before I ever consider eating chitterlings. Brussels sprouts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 23, 2020 Author Share Posted November 23, 2020 Looks like I got my wish because apparently no store anywhere (at least in my neck of the woods) has chitins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 (edited) Deviled eggs... Somebody fucking makes them for every holiday Also red velvet cake because Im allergic to the red dye and like every few years I forget and hate my fucking life for 12 hours Edited November 23, 2020 by Vamped 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Coleslaw 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Mac and cheese That has no business being there 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 On 11/16/2020 at 6:21 PM, tsar4 said: ...and don't be sticking raisins in the stuffing! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 23 hours ago, helpme said: Mac and cheese That has no business being there GET OUT. *Burns sage to clear this negative and WRONG energy* Fuck every sweet potatoes dish and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck pumpkin pie. I won't eat other folks' green bean casserole or brussel sprouts. I'm too lazy to make either dish this year though. 2 hours ago, Vamped said: I made a pork loin with stuffing that had raisins in it, and it was actually good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 18 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: GET OUT. *Burns sage to clear this negative and WRONG energy* Fuck every sweet potatoes dish and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck pumpkin pie. I won't eat other folks' green bean casserole or brussel sprouts. I'm too lazy to make either dish this year though. I made a pork loin with stuffing that had raisins in it, and it was actually good. I only like raisins in raisin brand cereal or alone or occasionally in cinamonny baked goods Cant get down with people inserting them anywhere else XD 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I just saw a friends wall........this isn't cooked, right? Because they are commenting like its done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I just saw a friends wall........this isn't cooked, right? Because they are commenting like its done. .... is it done ...? And what is that stuff with the spoon in it, next to what Im assuming is sweet potato casserole or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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