Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I ended up with a fractured bone by the right eye and an ear that looked like somebody went at it with shears. Stitched up and back home safe. Gross pic below in the spoiler Spoiler 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Jesus, ouch! Glad you're otherwise okay! Hope you got good meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 damn man that looks like it hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, jezebelthenun said: Jesus, ouch! Glad you're otherwise okay! Hope you got good meds. Some Oxy, but the intense pain isn't expected to last long so they only gave me a couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 19 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: damn man that looks like it hurt. Looks way worse than it felt tbh. Though when I was discharged the complete result put me in a lot of pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Looks way worse than it felt tbh. Though when I was discharged the completely result put me in a lot of pain it just feels like ears are really sensitive and they would feel really bad. but hey you can call that a positive that it didnt hurt as bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 dude, that looks gnarly Can I touch it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Now you can say you got fucked up in a fight if anyone tries to mess with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: Looks way worse than it felt tbh. Though when I was discharged the completely result put me in a lot of pain Yeah, adrenaline takes care of a lot of pain. Yikes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 And now you have an embarrassing story to tell people! Not concussed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I did that in OCMD... a lot of alcohol was involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Well that doesn't sound good 😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 ouch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 What bone was fractured???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Hoping for a speedy recovery, Bouvre. Looks nasty, but you're a trooper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Holy hell, man! I accidentally summersaulted down the stairs as a kid, but neither of my ears were nearly torn off in the process. Are these outside stairs like between two floors of an apartment complex? Because that would make sense. Is your hearing any worse off? If it is, is it supposed to be permanent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Lasty said: Now you can say you got fucked up in a fight if anyone tries to mess with you. Fuck dude, he could say he was whooping Mike Tyson's ass so bad, Tyson had to resort to ear-biting again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Bouvre said: I ended up with a fractured bone by the right eye and an ear that looked like somebody went at it with shears. Stitched up and back home safe. Gross pic below in the spoiler Reveal hidden contents Holy shit, those stairs did not like you. I hope you're getting pampered during the healing process. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 oh Jesus Christ....I’m glad you’re alright tho... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 holy fuck dude. i hope you're ok 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Fuck dude, he could say he was whooping Mike Tyson's ass so bad, Tyson had to resort to ear-biting again. Yeah, but then people would think Bouvre likes to assault the mentally disabled... Mike has taken quite a few blows to the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Fuck dude, he could say he was whooping Mike Tyson's ass so bad, Tyson had to resort to ear-biting again. I did tell the doctor as I was getting pumped with fentanyl that I finally had something in common with Holyfield. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Mix said: dude, that looks gnarly Can I touch it? Hell I can barely touch it, and I have to to help it recover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 55 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Hell I can barely touch it, and I have to to help it recover think of the creative writing opportunities....have a different story on hand every time you have to explain it you owed some money to a bookie your neighbor didn't take too kindly to you shushing his dogs you fell down the stairs, wait that's the real one right? you were juggling knives you were listening to a very sharp song 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Damn 😨 take it easy, rest up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 13 hours ago, empty said: And now you have an embarrassing story to tell people! Not concussed? No concussion, thankfully. I'd say I got off lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Holy hell, man! I accidentally summersaulted down the stairs as a kid, but neither of my ears were nearly torn off in the process. Are these outside stairs like between two floors of an apartment complex? Because that would make sense. Is your hearing any worse off? If it is, is it supposed to be permanent? Hearing is mostly fine (just clogged from blood run off) They were wooden basement stairs with a concrete floor at the bottom, so yeah I pretty rough ride. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 hours ago, Poof said: What bone was fractured???? Zygomatic process 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) Did they evaluate you for a concussion? Also, the story from now on should be "I was minding my own business and got caught up in a knife fight with a cartel soldado." followed by a thoughtful pause and "He lost". In any event, take care, watch for signs of dizziness or cognitive issues and don't drink any alcohol. Hope you feel better soon. Edited August 5, 2020 by Ginguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Ginguy said: Did they evaluate you for a concussion? Also, the story from now on should be "I was minding my own business and got caught up in a knife fight with a cartel soldado." followed by a thoughtful pause and "He lost". In any event, take care, watch for signs of dizziness or cognitive issues and don't drink any alcohol. Hope you feel better soon. Was evaluated but no concussion. And will do, thanks for the tips. ❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: Zygomatic All I can hear is the beginning of Greased Lightning now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: Zygomatic process That's one of the places I broke too. Not fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 You look like you owed nacho varga money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I once slipped down some stairs with a taco but the taco got the worst of that one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Sieg67 said: I once slipped down some stairs with a taco but the taco got the worst of that one. Well, I survived. The taco didn't. My condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 18 hours ago, Bouvre said: No concussion, thankfully. I'd say I got off lucky. I'm glad you didn't break your neck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 about how soon is too soon to make a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 fuck it. well if you were naked, then there was a song written about your fall 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 54 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: about how soon is too soon to make a joke I got my phone out and played The Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" while awaiting my initial scans. I'm way ahead of you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 9, 2020 Author Share Posted August 9, 2020 Update: went in for a follow-up. No need for additional surgery. Healing well. My two doctors (one a med student) are both exceedingly hot. Like, I knew that when I went in the first time but this was the first time I REALLY got to see them. One of them: You look better without blood all over your face. Me: Yeah, I get that a lot. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Ear pic is still really cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 holy crap I'm just seeing this now and ok now I'm afraid of stairs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 10, 2020 Author Share Posted August 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: holy crap I'm just seeing this now and ok now I'm afraid of stairs You know that sensation of falling when you're almost asleep and you jerk awake? That sensation has spiked since the accident. Still though, all is well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Dam dude I'm glad your okay and back home but your ear yikes Get well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Bouvre said: Update: went in for a follow-up. No need for additional surgery. Healing well. My two doctors (one a med student) are both exceedingly hot. Like, I knew that when I went in the first time but this was the first time I REALLY got to see them. One of them: You look better without blood all over your face. Me: Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm as virgin as virgin can be. When I was 20 years old, I started having panic attacks, but before they were diagnosed as such, at one point I went to some place where they hooked my chest up to electrodes (EKG, I think?) and the nurse who put the lotion/whatever it was on my chest to make the electrodes stick was hot. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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