katt_goddess Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 10 hours ago, SwimOdin said: My DM called me on my cell phone asking if I had symptoms. That was fun. I outright called my DM 'Outbreak Monkey' today and then coughed sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 22 hours ago, mochi said: it's not to be fair, life never really ends well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Canadian PM Trudeau's wife has tested positive & both have quarantined. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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helpme Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 39 minutes ago, tsar4 said: ......tree leaves........ FUCK YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tsar4 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I was just thinking... Somewhere out there is an immigrant entrepreneur who, with provincial pride, regrettably named their restaurant - "Wuhan Buffet". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 national emergency has been declared not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Anybody else's inbox starting to look like this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Anybody else's inbox starting to look like this? Yes. -.-; Thank you, Hilton, for informing me that you do indeed clean the rooms. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 10 hours ago, tsar4 said: OH HELL NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 31 minutes ago, Seight said: OH HELL NO You are a March babby, aren't you? Want a page out of the Aldi cat-o-log? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: You are a March babby, aren't you? Want a page out of the Aldi cat-o-log? I am, and no - I don't know where that cat-o-log has been. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gyaos Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) On a slightly unrelated note, someone at work got fired for stealing toilet paper from the men's bathroom. The idiocy astounds me. Edited March 14, 2020 by Gyaos 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Gyaos said: On a slightly unrelated note, someone at work got fired for stealing toilet paper from the men's bathroom. The idiocy astounds me. People are easily distracted.....So much so to the point of retardation. I mean, I'm not even sure where the tp thing came from....It was just like suddenly tp was hot in these streets. I'm just waiting until this blows over and people are stuck with garages full of tp. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 April, May and June look like the best months to be born for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 hours ago, tsar4 said: (Reminder that KFC runs out of chicken sometimes when their supply chain isn't possibly affected by less people doing things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 19 hours ago, cyberbully said: People are easily distracted.....So much so to the point of retardation. I mean, I'm not even sure where the tp thing came from....It was just like suddenly tp was hot in these streets. I'm just waiting until this blows over and people are stuck with garages full of tp. People were told to stock up on basics like tp and bottled water and food that has a long shelf life in case they can't go to the store for a couple of weeks.. Unfortunately, the same people who said that forgot that the majority of the people they were talking to are morons that probably get all their prep info from watching 'Doomsday Preppers' . They should really point out to people that if you are indeed stuck indoors for 14 days, your caloric intake should go down not up. And if you are eating less, you aren't exactly going to be running to the bathroom every half hour to work through that mountain of tp you dragged home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: People were told to stock up on basics like tp and bottled water and food that has a long shelf life in case they can't go to the store for a couple of weeks.. Unfortunately, the same people who said that forgot that the majority of the people they were talking to are morons that probably get all their prep info from watching 'Doomsday Preppers' . They should really point out to people that if you are indeed stuck indoors for 14 days, your caloric intake should go down not up. And if you are eating less, you aren't exactly going to be running to the bathroom every half hour to work through that mountain of tp you dragged home. I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I keep telling my mom we need to stock up on shit but she don't listen. Now it's all gone. Smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, Seight said: I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong. I can understand that for places like Australia. They have to import a lot of things like that based on what they can and can't produce on their own. But I think the US rush for the flush is purely stupid people who didn't even know Australia was a place until it caught fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Everybody get their toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Everybody get their toilet paper? Three weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I hope I don't run out too soon.. 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 20 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Everybody get their toilet paper? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mix Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I was laughing till I realized i'm about to run out of toilet paper.....down to my last two rolls.....if the store is sold out, I'm just gonna go into the walmart bathroom and stock up.....this is no fuckin' joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mix said: I was laughing till I realized i'm about to run out of toilet paper.....down to my last two rolls.....if the store is sold out, I'm just gonna go into the walmart bathroom and stock up.....this is no fuckin' joke You don't have to rely on WM. There are places that might have the stuff that others don't think about, like Ace Hardware. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You don't have to rely on WM. There are places that might have the stuff that others don't think about, like Ace Hardware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 If you run out of toilet paper, try getting constipated. The less often you shit, the less TP you'll need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwimModSponges Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Nut into a hand towel instead of TP. Save half a roll right there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lupin_bebop Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 5:50 PM, tsar4 said: Anybody else's inbox starting to look like this? YES. Last 3 days, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: YES. Last 3 days, man. I've heard that some of these are being used as a malware delivery system, so don't click any links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I have this great idea for a meme, but I'm afraid it would set off a "tide pod" situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) I wrote an article about the virus here's the link tell me what you think about it a janitor’s inspiration during the COVID-19 crisis Edited March 16, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/ This has some interesting animations to watch. The closing sentence is sobering though: "If you want this to be more realistic," Harris said after seeing a preview of this story, "some of the dots should disappear." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Breaking news, if your out of toilet paper, clean your ass in the shower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sawdamizer Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, CAC said: Breaking news, if your out of toilet paper, clean your ass in the shower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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