katt_goddess Posted March 12, 2020 Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/12/2020 at 11:15 AM, SwimOdin said: My DM called me on my cell phone asking if I had symptoms. That was fun. Expand I outright called my DM 'Outbreak Monkey' today and then coughed sadly.
nameraka Posted March 12, 2020 Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/12/2020 at 12:31 AM, mochi said: it's not Expand to be fair, life never really ends well.
tsar4 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 Canadian PM Trudeau's wife has tested positive & both have quarantined. 1 2
helpme Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 12:30 PM, tsar4 said: Expand ......tree leaves........ FUCK YOU!!!
tsar4 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 I was just thinking... Somewhere out there is an immigrant entrepreneur who, with provincial pride, regrettably named their restaurant - "Wuhan Buffet". 2
katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 10:50 PM, tsar4 said: Anybody else's inbox starting to look like this? Expand Yes. -.-; Thank you, Hilton, for informing me that you do indeed clean the rooms. 4
Seight Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 12:30 PM, tsar4 said: Expand OH HELL NO
katt_goddess Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 11:18 PM, Seight said: OH HELL NO Expand You are a March babby, aren't you? Want a page out of the Aldi cat-o-log? 1
tsar4 Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 11:50 PM, katt_goddess said: You are a March babby, aren't you? Want a page out of the Aldi cat-o-log? Expand I am, and no - I don't know where that cat-o-log has been. 1
Gyaos Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) On a slightly unrelated note, someone at work got fired for stealing toilet paper from the men's bathroom. The idiocy astounds me. Edited March 14, 2020 by Gyaos 5
cyberbully Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 2:52 AM, Gyaos said: On a slightly unrelated note, someone at work got fired for stealing toilet paper from the men's bathroom. The idiocy astounds me. Expand People are easily distracted.....So much so to the point of retardation. I mean, I'm not even sure where the tp thing came from....It was just like suddenly tp was hot in these streets. I'm just waiting until this blows over and people are stuck with garages full of tp. 3
Gina Szanboti Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 April, May and June look like the best months to be born for some reason.
Seight Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 1:05 AM, tsar4 said: Expand (Reminder that KFC runs out of chicken sometimes when their supply chain isn't possibly affected by less people doing things)
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 3:06 AM, cyberbully said: People are easily distracted.....So much so to the point of retardation. I mean, I'm not even sure where the tp thing came from....It was just like suddenly tp was hot in these streets. I'm just waiting until this blows over and people are stuck with garages full of tp. Expand People were told to stock up on basics like tp and bottled water and food that has a long shelf life in case they can't go to the store for a couple of weeks.. Unfortunately, the same people who said that forgot that the majority of the people they were talking to are morons that probably get all their prep info from watching 'Doomsday Preppers' . They should really point out to people that if you are indeed stuck indoors for 14 days, your caloric intake should go down not up. And if you are eating less, you aren't exactly going to be running to the bathroom every half hour to work through that mountain of tp you dragged home. 1
Seight Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 10:43 PM, katt_goddess said: People were told to stock up on basics like tp and bottled water and food that has a long shelf life in case they can't go to the store for a couple of weeks.. Unfortunately, the same people who said that forgot that the majority of the people they were talking to are morons that probably get all their prep info from watching 'Doomsday Preppers' . They should really point out to people that if you are indeed stuck indoors for 14 days, your caloric intake should go down not up. And if you are eating less, you aren't exactly going to be running to the bathroom every half hour to work through that mountain of tp you dragged home. Expand I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong.
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 I keep telling my mom we need to stock up on shit but she don't listen. Now it's all gone. Smh
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 11:14 PM, Seight said: I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong. Expand I can understand that for places like Australia. They have to import a lot of things like that based on what they can and can't produce on their own. But I think the US rush for the flush is purely stupid people who didn't even know Australia was a place until it caught fire. 1
Gyaos Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 1:07 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: Everybody get their toilet paper? Expand Three weeks ago.
katt_goddess Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 1:07 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: Everybody get their toilet paper? Expand 2
Mix Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 I was laughing till I realized i'm about to run out of toilet paper.....down to my last two rolls.....if the store is sold out, I'm just gonna go into the walmart bathroom and stock up.....this is no fuckin' joke
tsar4 Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 2:25 AM, Mix said: I was laughing till I realized i'm about to run out of toilet paper.....down to my last two rolls.....if the store is sold out, I'm just gonna go into the walmart bathroom and stock up.....this is no fuckin' joke Expand You don't have to rely on WM. There are places that might have the stuff that others don't think about, like Ace Hardware. 1
Mix Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 2:34 AM, tsar4 said: You don't have to rely on WM. There are places that might have the stuff that others don't think about, like Ace Hardware. Expand
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 If you run out of toilet paper, try getting constipated. The less often you shit, the less TP you'll need.
SwimModSponges Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Nut into a hand towel instead of TP. Save half a roll right there. 1 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 10:50 PM, tsar4 said: Anybody else's inbox starting to look like this? Expand YES. Last 3 days, man.
tsar4 Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/16/2020 at 3:10 AM, lupin_bebop said: YES. Last 3 days, man. Expand I've heard that some of these are being used as a malware delivery system, so don't click any links.
tsar4 Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 I have this great idea for a meme, but I'm afraid it would set off a "tide pod" situation.
ghostrek Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) I wrote an article about the virus here's the link tell me what you think about it a janitor’s inspiration during the COVID-19 crisis Edited March 16, 2020 by ghostrek
Gina Szanboti Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/ This has some interesting animations to watch. The closing sentence is sobering though: "If you want this to be more realistic," Harris said after seeing a preview of this story, "some of the dots should disappear." 1
CAC Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 Breaking news, if your out of toilet paper, clean your ass in the shower. 1
Sawdamizer Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/16/2020 at 12:38 PM, CAC said: Breaking news, if your out of toilet paper, clean your ass in the shower. Expand 1
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