Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dick sail said: Great. Are you gay?
molarbear Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, empty said: I like to dip my crust in it because it tastes like angel tears
StarPanda Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I only dip my pizza in it and I only really do it if I crave it
Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 44 minutes ago, molarbear said: I like to dip my crust in it because it tastes like angel tears That's acceptable. I remember in school though that there'd be kids who'd dump an entire packet of Heinz ranch dressing on a slice of Domino's pizza and eat that shit. It made me want to vomit.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, StarPanda said: I only dip my pizza in it and I only really do it if I crave it TABASCO SAUCE ON PIZZA IS GOD'S GIFT TO PIZZA.
Skiles Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) Everyone who likes ranch on pizza should be killed. There are no exceptions. There are people I love that do this, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. For the good of the order. Edited April 17, 2019 by Skiles 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I don't know why but sometimes I enjoy it.. Maybe I just enjoy the tast of ranch dressing. I think the bread of the pizza provides a nice base for it for lack of better words.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I hate ranch but Chicken Bacon Ranch isn't too bad if they are light with the ranch.
GunStarHero Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I hate ranch but Chicken Bacon Ranch isn't too bad if they are light with the ranch. I mean the ranch in this situation is being cooked and is usually under a 1/2 cup for a good sized pizza. I usually use a garlic parm/white sauce instead of actual ranch when I make that pizza.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 The chicken bacon ranch thing is fine but I'm thinking of people just dumping two tbsp of ranch dressing on a piece of pepperoni pizza. Horrible.
BlackNoir Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I wouldn't eat it but I've seen a few people do it.....It didn't trigger me
Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I mean the ranch in this situation is being cooked and is usually under a 1/2 cup for a good sized pizza. I usually use a garlic parm/white sauce instead of actual ranch when I make that pizza. Can I have a recipe for the sauce? I've been trying to expand my food portfolio and this sounds like it would go nicely with some things. Could I get away with putting it in a salad?
Codename: Jackass Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Beast Milk said: I wouldn't eat it but I've seen a few people do it.....It didn't trigger me I used to get butthurt about stuff like this in high school and the thought just came to me out of nowhere.
DragonSinger Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Skiles said: Everyone who likes ranch on pizza should be killed. There are no exceptions. There are people I love that do this, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. For the good of the order. Well, I hope you fall in a tank of dollar store ranch dressing, so there. Dipping your pizza in a little bit of ranch only tastes good with chain pizzas like Marcos. If it's a good pizza with fresh mozzarella, then there's no need to dip it in anything. 1
GunStarHero Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, empty said: Can I have a recipe for the sauce? I've been trying to expand my food portfolio and this sounds like it would go nicely with some things. Could I get away with putting it in a salad? Shot me a PM and I'll send it to you tomorrow.
Sawdamizer Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 Buffalo Ranch. But, since you all are peasants... These are fruits you must not taste.
Naraku4656 Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 40 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Buffalo Ranch. But, since you all are peasants... These are fruits you must not taste. Pepperoni if I'm back up north but if I'm in the south, buffalo chicken pizza. The south can't make pizza, but they sure as fuck can make fried chicken and both of them together are heart stopping
Ric Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) If it's a deep dish with a thick crust I don't think dipping pizza in ranch is bad. edit: By deep dish I meant like this not this\\ Edited April 17, 2019 by Ric
GuyBeardmane Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I put ranch on pizza. Fight me you scrublords 1
Skiles Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 9 hours ago, SorceressPol said: Dipping your pizza in a little bit of ranch only tastes good with chain pizzas like Marcos. Sorry, bro. Gotta kill ya now.
resurrected Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I have never seen anyone eat ranch on pizza. I have never seen anyone dip pizza in anything at all for that matter. Except the stuffed crust part of the shitty Pizza Hut garbage. And then, it was either blue cheese or garlic butter.
K_N Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 I dip pizza in ranch sometimes. Usually if it's leftovers and has gotten a little dry from being in the fridge overnight.
DragonSinger Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 56 minutes ago, Skiles said: Sorry, bro. Gotta kill ya now. THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR FACE!
Chapinator_X Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) Some people just really like to do gross shit. EDIT: I'd make an exception for ranch that has something mixed in like buffalo, BBQ, or hot sauce, but straight up salad dressing ranch sounds miserable. Edited April 18, 2019 by imchapp.in
scoobdog Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 I've honestly never seen anyone put ranch on a pizza.
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Pizza is an anything goes field if you ask me. If you can't handle that you need to get the f out of the kitchen and work your own personal pizza.
BlackNoir Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, scoobdog said: I've honestly never seen anyone put ranch on a pizza. Little Caesar's has a ranch dipping sauce.....But since their pizza sucks anyway, maybe it's necessary.
mthor Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 At what point does it cease to be pizza and become just a pile of shit on crust?
Sawdamizer Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, mthor said: At what point does it cease to be pizza and become just a pile of shit on crust? That's called, "The Packard" 1
scoobdog Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 8 hours ago, CryingFreeman said: Little Caesar's has a ranch dipping sauce.....But since their pizza sucks anyway, maybe it's necessary. I don't hate Little Caesar's - at least compared to any of the other chains; it's just bland. I couldn't imagine how Ranch could improve it, though.
André Toulon Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: I don't hate Little Caesar's - at least compared to any of the other chains; it's just bland. I couldn't imagine how Ranch could improve it, though. It's their sauce and fravorless crust that gets me.....The kids like it, so it's a quick fix if needed but I can't eat it.
scoobdog Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: It's their sauce and fravorless crust that gets me.....The kids like it, so it's a quick fix if needed but I can't eat it. It's always been ... cheese flavored cardboard with pepperoni on top. I'm okay with that because tomato sauce can disagree with me sometimes, but it doesn't make for good pizza.
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