zombieninjakitten Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 This question plagues me. Honest answers please. No judgment here.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Do you mean unsolicited? Because if that is what you are getting at, I don't understand it either. I guess they are stupid enough to think, "Well maybe if they saw my dick they would ignore my creepy advances because they would like my (probably gross looking) penus."
stilgar Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Do you mean unsolicited? Because if that is what you are getting at, I don't understand it either. I guess they are stupid enough to think, "Well maybe if they saw my dick they would ignore my creepy advances because they would like my (probably gross looking) penus." Oh shit, it's viper. 1
rpgamer Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 From the first day they learn about all the great things they can do with their dick, boys will sometimes develop an obsession with their magical member.
Sandstone Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Because guys lose about 50 IQ points when at full mass, and also we are proud of it so that helps lower the inhibitions.
midnight Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 I have never done that. I never even post photographs of myself. I do not wish to see anyone else's genitals or boobs either. I don't even care what anyone looks like. I don't know what most of the people here look like, because I don't venture to the pictures post. I do not have a enough interest to look. I don't even go on anyone's page on Facebook. I do not care what people are doing or how they look. I only see pictures here when someone drops on in a thread I am following, and then I usually make fun of them by default.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Hachiman said: I was just talking about this last night on Discord. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Why do chicks send nudes, and do cam sessions? 1
Mix Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 45 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: This question plagues me. Honest answers please. No judgment here. I didn't spend all this time and effort sewing outfits for Senkaku just to model them for myself. The little guy's a star I tells ya. You know what it's just easier to show ya. Gimme a second... 1
Vamped Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 I dunno. It just forces us into a dick off where I have to reply with a more impressive dick 1
zombieninjakitten Posted March 16, 2019 Author Posted March 16, 2019 18 hours ago, midnight said: I have never done that. I never even post photographs of myself. I do not wish to see anyone else's genitals or boobs either. I don't even care what anyone looks like. I don't know what most of the people here look like, because I don't venture to the pictures post. I do not have a enough interest to look. I don't even go on anyone's page on Facebook. I do not care what people are doing or how they look. I only see pictures here when someone drops on in a thread I am following, and then I usually make fun of them by default. I totally agree with you that genitalia is ugly. Sex is gross in general. My pic is my avatar so you must be having a heyday making fun of me. 😉
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 There's way funnier shit to critique here than your profile pic. Don't ask.
nameraka Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 as a dude, i feel that i can speak for all dudes when i say i have absolutely no fucking clue, dude. 2
midnight Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said: I totally agree with you that genitalia is ugly. Sex is gross in general. My pic is my avatar so you must be having a heyday making fun of me. 😉 I mean, I have no problem with seeing the user here that goes by the name of @discolemonade's privates. But I don't want to see anyone else's. I didn't even notice your avatar until you just mentioned it. I only blast the people who constantly post their pictures looking for attention. There are several of those pathetic beings here. 1
bnmjy Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: I mean, I have no problem with seeing the user here that goes by the name of @discolemonade's privates. But I don't want to see anyone else's. I didn't even notice your avatar until you just mentioned it. I only blast the people who constantly post their pictures looking for attention. There are several of those pathetic beings here. You sure like to brandish your e-peen.
midnight Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: You sure like to brandish your e-peen. It's bigger than the real thing. 1
zombieninjakitten Posted March 17, 2019 Author Posted March 17, 2019 22 hours ago, CAC said: Sex is not gross at all. I think certain personal traumas can make people feel that sex is gross. Or many other factors.
zombieninjakitten Posted March 17, 2019 Author Posted March 17, 2019 Admittedly, if I had a dick I’d probably be whipping that guy out any chance I could get. However, I don’t think I’d send unsolicited d pics. And I already pee standing up so...* *Welcome to my wonderful world of oversharing.
Sandstone Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/15/2019 at 9:06 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: Why do chicks send nudes, and do cam sessions? For money usually.
TriviuT Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 On 3/15/2019 at 9:24 PM, zombieninjakitten said: This question plagues me. Honest answers please. No judgment here. I've always lived by the rule of only sending a dick pic if something is sent to you first.
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) On 3/15/2019 at 8:24 PM, zombieninjakitten said: This question plagues me. Honest answers please. No judgment here. I’m ok with dick pics....but fucking ask....I hate to be talking to someone about....I don’t know...types of cheese....then boop....there’s the dick pic... that being said....I don’t have nudes of myself....nor have I ever sent any Edited March 17, 2019 by Still Me
CAC Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I think certain personal traumas can make people feel that sex is gross. Or many other factors. most deff
GunStarHero Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 The random ones are just sad. Usually not even remotely impressive, either. Just a boring, sad peen. Why you so sad, peen? Papa beat you too much? All your pictures look like they should be in an SPCA commercial with some Sarah Mclachlan music playing in the back? Poor wittle peen peen. 4
SwimModSponges Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Never sent a dick pic, but keep your eyes peeled for a picture of my asshole that pops up from time to time. You'll see it. Everyone sees it eventually.
André Toulon Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 I guess for you younger cats it seem weird and gross but before the internet, there was a game called show me your and I'll show you mine you played with the girl in the neighborhood.....Children have no inhibitions about these things but eventually the girls learn decorum...I guess from that maturing early thing. Boys, seeing as how the girls we used to innocently play with or beat up suddenly make it stiff we assume...."Ha, check this shit out now" and and this is where you find out where you stand on the penis hierarchy....Forever shunned or rumored about.....Usually this is created in middle school. By high school, we have come up with no new ideas so we just modify the one we had.....Instead of showing it to you, we would wear basket ball shorts and sweat pants....The cowboy kids just wore reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally tight jeans. NOW it's like I'm not showing it to you....If you see it, it's because you're looking.....And that's how teenage pregnancy happens in the South......... Wait, what was the question? 1 1
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword
zombieninjakitten Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Never sent a dick pic, but keep your eyes peeled for a picture of my asshole that pops up from time to time. You'll see it. Everyone sees it eventually. I think everyone can appreciate the aesthetic of a nicely groomed anus.
zombieninjakitten Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Still Me said: Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword My my initial thought is that you’re using the “she’s asking for it” logic. Not cool m’dear, not cool.
SwimModSponges Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 7 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: I think everyone can appreciate the aesthetic of a nicely groomed anus. This ain't that. 2
garbagepailcat Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 In my experience, it’s always the ugly dicks that get sent all willy nilly. Husband never wants to send me dick pics, and he has a very photogenic penis.
garbagepailcat Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, garbagepailcat said: willy nilly. Lol
midnight Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 ITT: zombie roundabout asks for all the dick pictures.
zombieninjakitten Posted March 18, 2019 Author Posted March 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, midnight said: ITT: zombie roundabout asks for all the dick pictures. Lol No I’m not!
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 20 hours ago, GunStarHero said: The random ones are just sad. Usually not even remotely impressive, either. Just a boring, sad peen. Why you so sad, peen? Papa beat you too much? All your pictures look like they should be in an SPCA commercial with some Sarah Mclachlan music playing in the back? Poor wittle peen peen. @GunStarHero what?
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) their lot of jerks zenigundam types that do shitlike that why they sending pic because they think i send them the pic of my ding dong they think can get laid it does not work that way i feel sorry for them Edited March 18, 2019 by ghostrek
enad Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, ghostrek said: their lot of jerks zenigundam types that do shitlike that why they sending pic because they think i send them the pic of my ding dong they think can get laid it does not work that i feel sorry for them We all know that the real reason you've never sent a dick pic is that IMAX smartphones haven't been invented yet. 1 3
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, enad said: We all know that the real reason you've never sent a dick pic is that IMAX smartphones haven't been invented yet. @enad no
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: @GunStarHero what? She's saying that most of the dudes that just go "full send" with their dick pic usually don't have a "full send" kind of dick I just wanted to make a pun
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: She's saying that most of the dudes that just go "full send" with their dick pic usually don't have a "full send" kind of dick I just wanted to make a pun ok puns are confusing for me at times
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 how many dick pics you got for making this thread hmm?
Muskox Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: Admittedly, if I had a dick I’d probably be whipping that guy out any chance I could get. However, I don’t think I’d send unsolicited d pics. But the unsolicited ones are the most fun. Especially when you spend five minutes crafting a small paper sailor hat for it. "Tonight we sail until dawn!" This is even more effective if you have those sticky plastic googly eyes.
molarbear Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/15/2019 at 8:24 PM, zombieninjakitten said: This question plagues me. Honest answers please. No judgment here. I couldn't tell ya. I'm personally more impressed when a girl wants cute animal pictures instead of pictures of my privates
GunStarHero Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I couldn't tell ya. I'm personally more impressed when a girl wants cute animal pictures instead of pictures of my privates Honestly, randomly sending girls pictures of your pets (or cute animals in general) will always work out better than a penor pic.
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