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11 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

Do you mean unsolicited?

Because if that is what you are getting at, I don't understand it either. I guess they are stupid enough to think, "Well maybe if they saw my dick they would ignore my creepy advances because they would like my (probably gross looking) penus."

Oh shit, it's viper.

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I have never done that. I never even post photographs of myself. 

I do not wish to see anyone else's genitals or boobs either. I don't even care what anyone looks like. I don't know what most of the people here look like, because I don't venture to the pictures post. I do not have a enough interest to look. 

I don't even go on anyone's page on Facebook. I do not care what people are doing or how they look. I only see pictures here when someone drops on in a thread I am following, and then I usually make fun of them by default. 

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45 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said:

This question plagues me.  Honest answers please. No judgment here.

I didn't spend all this time and effort sewing outfits for Senkaku just to model them for myself. The little guy's a star I tells ya. You know what it's just easier to show ya. Gimme a second...

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18 hours ago, midnight said:

I have never done that. I never even post photographs of myself. 

I do not wish to see anyone else's genitals or boobs either. I don't even care what anyone looks like. I don't know what most of the people here look like, because I don't venture to the pictures post. I do not have a enough interest to look. 

I don't even go on anyone's page on Facebook. I do not care what people are doing or how they look. I only see pictures here when someone drops on in a thread I am following, and then I usually make fun of them by default. 

I totally agree with you that genitalia is ugly.  Sex is gross in general.

My pic is my avatar so you must be having a heyday making fun of me. 😉

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1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said:

I totally agree with you that genitalia is ugly.  Sex is gross in general.

My pic is my avatar so you must be having a heyday making fun of me. 😉

I mean, I have no problem with seeing the user here that goes by the name of @discolemonade's privates. But I don't want to see anyone else's. 

I didn't even notice your avatar until you just mentioned it. I only blast the people who constantly post their pictures looking for attention. There are several of those pathetic beings here. 

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

I mean, I have no problem with seeing the user here that goes by the name of @discolemonade's privates. But I don't want to see anyone else's. 

I didn't even notice your avatar until you just mentioned it. I only blast the people who constantly post their pictures looking for attention. There are several of those pathetic beings here. 

You sure like to brandish your e-peen.

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On 3/15/2019 at 8:24 PM, zombieninjakitten said:

This question plagues me.  Honest answers please. No judgment here.

I’m ok with dick pics....but fucking ask....I hate to be talking to someone about....I don’t know...types of cheese....then boop....there’s the dick pic...

that being said....I don’t have nudes of myself....nor have I ever sent any

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The random ones are just sad. Usually not even remotely impressive, either. Just a boring, sad peen. Why you so sad, peen? Papa beat you too much? All your pictures look like they should be in an SPCA commercial with some Sarah Mclachlan music playing in the back? 

Poor wittle peen peen. 

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I guess for you younger cats it seem weird and gross but before the internet, there was a game called show me your and I'll show you mine you played with the girl in the neighborhood.....Children have no inhibitions about these things but eventually the girls learn decorum...I guess from that maturing early thing. 

Boys, seeing as how the girls we used to innocently play with or beat up suddenly make it stiff we assume...."Ha, check this shit out now" and and this is where you find out where you stand on the penis hierarchy....Forever shunned or rumored about.....Usually this is created in middle school.

By high school, we have come up with no new ideas so we just modify the one we had.....Instead of showing it to you, we would wear basket ball shorts and sweat pants....The cowboy kids just wore reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally tight jeans.  NOW it's like I'm not showing it to you....If you see it, it's because you're looking.....And that's how teenage pregnancy happens in the South.........

Wait, what was the question?

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Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword

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4 hours ago, Still Me said:

Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword

My my initial thought is that you’re using the “she’s asking for it” logic. Not cool m’dear, not cool.

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20 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

The random ones are just sad. Usually not even remotely impressive, either. Just a boring, sad peen. Why you so sad, peen? Papa beat you too much? All your pictures look like they should be in an SPCA commercial with some Sarah Mclachlan music playing in the back? 

Poor wittle peen peen. 

@GunStarHero what?

 

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their lot of jerks zenigundam types that do shitlike that why they sending  pic because  they think i send them the pic of my ding  dong they think can  get laid  it does not work that way  i feel  sorry for them  

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6 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

their lot of jerks zenigundam types that do shitlike that why they sending  pic because  they think i send them the pic of my ding  dong they think can  get laid  it does not work that  i feel  sorry for them  

We all know that the real reason you've never sent a dick pic is that IMAX smartphones haven't been invented yet.

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11 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

She's saying that most of the dudes that just go "full send" with their dick pic usually don't have a "full send" kind of dick

I just wanted to make a pun :|

ok  puns are confusing for me at times

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22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said:

Admittedly, if I had a dick I’d probably be whipping that guy out any chance I could get.  However, I don’t think I’d send unsolicited d pics. 

But the unsolicited ones are the most fun. Especially when you spend five minutes crafting a small paper sailor hat for it.

"Tonight we sail until dawn!"

This is even more effective if you have those sticky plastic googly eyes.

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On 3/15/2019 at 8:24 PM, zombieninjakitten said:

This question plagues me.  Honest answers please. No judgment here.

I couldn't tell ya.  I'm personally more impressed when a girl wants cute animal pictures instead of pictures of my privates

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

I couldn't tell ya.  I'm personally more impressed when a girl wants cute animal pictures instead of pictures of my privates

Honestly, randomly sending girls pictures of your pets (or cute animals in general) will always work out better than a penor pic. 

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