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56 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm a selfish person. Trust me I'd be a terrible father. 

I feel you. I've always kind of felt this way, myself. I have like no motherly instinct 😅

I mean, I love my nephew. But I also love that I can give him back to his parents after a couple of hours...

 

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17 hours ago, renjifan said:

I feel you. I've always kind of felt this way, myself. I have like no motherly instinct 😅

I mean, I love my nephew. But I also love that I can give him back to his parents after a couple of hours...

 

Yeah that's my thing. A kid raised by my dumb ass simply wouldn't have a chance

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19 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Yeah that's my thing. A kid raised by my dumb ass simply wouldn't have a chance

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

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4 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

This happened.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

This happened.

My dad was pretty much insane. At Christmas we would dress up as belsnickel take our presents and beat us with a branch. I tried to run for it the one time. Got caught and hung upside down next to the deer we'd hang to age, and had my belly and ass beaten with a branch. Also messed up my leg and ankle and still get some pain from it; and yes the deer tree is very much a thing

 

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10 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

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12 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that.  Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs.  Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked.  Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment. 

I could almost swear I heard this same story from a kid in Jr high who didn't have any friends and didn't want to get beat up.

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On 10/23/2019 at 2:50 PM, HardcoreHunter said:

My dad was pretty much insane. At Christmas we would dress up as belsnickel take our presents and beat us with a branch. I tried to run for it the one time. Got caught and hung upside down next to the deer we'd hang to age, and had my belly and ass beaten with a branch. Also messed up my leg and ankle and still get some pain from it; and yes the deer tree is very much a thing

 

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Omg i missed all these posts 

You dad is insane

My daughter had to walk the length of one city block to get back to me cuz i erroneously thought a fair ride would bring her back to me but instead it sit her on the opposite side of the fair

I felt like a fucked up parent for that!

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